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   It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism
 ~quotes about Independence Day by J. Horace McFarland

   The real it is well is something I say from the ground, having fallen.
 ~random funny sayings by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by Barbara De Angelis

   Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.
 ~random funny sayings by George MacDonald

   A human being is part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole [of] nature in its beauty.
 ~random by Albert Einstein, 1950

   No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
 ~sayings about random by Frank O'Connor

   I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.
 ~quotes about Nature by George Washington Carver

   Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits.
 ~random funny sayings by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

   When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target.
 ~saying on Perfection by George Fisher

   Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most
 ~random funny sayings by Sandra Bullock

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
 ~random by George MacDonald

   There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
 ~sayings about random by Mark Twain

   War should belong to the tragic past, to history: it should find no place on humanity's agenda for the future.
 ~quotes about War by Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyla)

   If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
 ~random funny sayings by American Quaker Saying

   Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Bill Fitch

   Her face was her chaperone.
 ~random funny sayings by Rupert Hughes

   I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
 ~random by Sherry Glaser

   When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
 ~sayings about random by John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierra, 1911

   The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
 ~quotes about Government by Louis Brandeis

   There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
 ~random funny sayings by Dan Devine, former Notre Dame football coach

   We all participate in weaving the social fabric; we should therefore all participate in patching the fabric when it develops holes.
 ~saying on Responsibility by Anne C. Weisberg, Everything a Working Mother Needs to Know, 1994

   To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by geography.
 ~random funny sayings by George Santayana

   I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
 ~random by James Thurber

   Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.
 ~sayings about random by Mason Cooley

   The man who has no inner life is a slave to his surroundings.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Henri Frédéric Amiel

   Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
 ~random funny sayings by Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

   He only salutes the flag with one finger.
 ~saying on America by The Simpsons

   Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.
 ~random funny sayings by Portuguese Proverb

   The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.
 ~random by G.K. Chesterton

   Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
 ~sayings about random by Author Unknown

   Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.
 ~quotes about Manners by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 ~random funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Talking is like playing on the harp; there is as much in laying the hands on the strings to stop their vibration as in twanging them to bring out their music.
 ~saying on Speaking by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   I don't think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards.
 ~random funny sayings by W. Somerset Maugham

   Love is being stupid together.
 ~random by Paul Valery

   I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
 ~sayings about random by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, Officer of the Day

   The amazing thing since so many variables enter into historical judgments, is not that historians disagree but that they agree as often as they do.
 ~quotes about History by Louis Gottschalk, Understanding History

   A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
 ~random funny sayings by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

   Lost time is never found again.
 ~saying on Carpe Diem by Benjamin Franklin

   In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life.
 ~random funny sayings by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.
 ~random by Rudolph Ladenburg

   Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
 ~sayings about random by Emily Brontë

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~quotes about Freedom by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone.
 ~random funny sayings by Author Unknown

   Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
 ~saying on Anger by Marcus Antonius

   Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
 ~random funny sayings by Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

   Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.
 ~random by John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis and Psychotherapy

   Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
 ~sayings about random by Author Unknown

   All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed waste-paper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
 ~quotes about Hawww by D.H. Lawrence, Peace and War, Pansies, 1929

   The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
 ~random funny sayings by Edward McDonagh

   Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
 ~saying on Very True by Russian Proverb

   ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
 ~random funny sayings by

   Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
 ~random by

   The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.
 ~sayings about random by Elias Canetti

   When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices.
 ~quotes about Vices by Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.
 ~random funny sayings by William Stafford

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
 ~saying on Patriotic by Hamilton Fish

   If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
 ~random funny sayings by Author Unknown

   If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
 ~random by Jack Nicholson


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