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      Short as life is, we make it shorter by wasting time.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
[When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
[I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
Dont steal, the government hates competition!
Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
[2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
My cat's name is mittens!
Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
Act your age, not your shoe size!
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'm knot dumb!
I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide :P
Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!