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   We shall require a substantially new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive.
 ~quotes about Civilization by Albert Einstein

   If we resist our passions, it is more because of their weakness than because of our strength.
 ~life sayings funny by François, duc de La Rochefoucauld

   There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time.
 ~saying on Time by Napoleon I, Maxims, 1815

   We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.
 ~life sayings funny by Alfred E. Newman

   Virtues are dangerous as vices insofar as they are allowed to rule over one as authorities and not as qualities one develops oneself.
 ~life by Friedrich Nietzsche

   What we are is God's gift to usWhat we become is our gift to God
 ~sayings about life by Eleanor Powell

   Road sense is the offspring of courtesy and the parent of safety.
 ~quotes about Safety by Australian Traffic Rule, quoted in Quotations for Special Occasions by Maud van Buren

   Whoever one is, and wherever one is, one is always in the wrong if one is rude.
 ~life sayings funny by Maurice Baring

   We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home.
 ~saying on Freedom by Edward R. Murrow

   He who opens a school door, closes a prison
 ~life sayings funny by Victor Hugo

   Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
 ~life by Monica Edwards

   What would constitute useful history? That which should teach us our duties and our rights, without appearing to teach them.
 ~sayings about life by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary

   Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
 ~quotes about Compassion by

   I don't paint things. I only paint the difference between things.
 ~life sayings funny by Henri Matisse

   The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence.
 ~saying on Love by Edward Thomas

   A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide.
 ~life sayings funny by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858

   The public blabbers about preventative medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure.
 ~life by Martin H. Fischer

   What you can't get out of, get into wholeheartedly.
 ~sayings about life by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   If all the rich people in the world divided up their money amongst themselves there wouldn't be enough to go around
 ~quotes about Money by Christina Stead

   Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
 ~life sayings funny by Albert Einstein

   My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
 ~saying on Exercise by Phyllis Diller

   Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
 ~life sayings funny by Albert Schweitzer

   There are so many little dyings that it doesn't matter which of them is death.
 ~life by Kenneth Patchen

   I love you not as something private and personal, which is my own, but as something universal and worthy of love which I have found
 ~sayings about life by Henry David Thoreau

   Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
 ~quotes about Hate by Henry Emerson Fosdick

   The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
 ~life sayings funny by Samuel Johnson

   You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen
 ~saying on Sports by Joe DiMaggio

   Sometimes it hurt more then we can bear.If we could live without passion maybe we'd know some kind of peace..but we would be hollow..Empty rooms shuttered and dank.Without passion we'd be truly dead
 ~life sayings funny by David Boreanaz

   I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
 ~life by Franklin P. Adams

   In any other sport, if you miss the catch all you lose is the ball.
 ~sayings about life by Author Unknown

   We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another.
 ~quotes about Angels by Luciano de Crescenzo

   Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel
 ~life sayings funny by Author Unknown

   A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts
 ~saying on Drinking by Steve Fergosi

   There are those, I know, who will say that the liberation of humanity, the freedom of man and mind, is nothing but a dreamThey are rightIt is the American dream
 ~life sayings funny by Archibald MacLeish

   Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.
 ~life by Betty Smith

   If you don't want to do something, one excuse is as good as another.
 ~sayings about life by Yiddish Proverb

   Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
 ~quotes about Memory by Thomas Fuller

   Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself.
 ~life sayings funny by Cicero

   One doesn't know, till one is a bit at odds with the world, how much one's friends who believe in one rather generously, mean to one.
 ~saying on Friendship by D.H. Lawrence

   The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart
 ~life sayings funny by Elisabeth Foley

   Justice is the tolerable accommodation of the conflicting interests of society, and I don't believe there is any royal road to attain such accommodation concretely.
 ~life by Judge Learned Hand, in P. Hamburger, The Great Judge, 1946

   It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
 ~sayings about life by Kin Hubbard

   A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
 ~quotes about Experience. by Mark Twain

   Television hangs on the questionable theory that whatever happens anywhere should be sensed everywhere. If everyone is going to be able to see everything, in the long run all sights may lose whatever rarity value they once possessed, and it may well turn out that people, being able to see and hear practically everything, will be specially interested in almost nothing.
 ~life sayings funny by E.B. White

   The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about.
 ~saying on Speeches by Author Unknown

   All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned someone tried to tell me what it was. I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory. I was naïve. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer. It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with: that I am nobody but myself.
 ~life sayings funny by Ralph Ellison, Battle Royal

   Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
 ~life by Author Unknown

   Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
 ~sayings about life by Proverb

   It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.
 ~quotes about Government by Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

   There is a great deal of self-will in the world, but very little genuine independence of character.
 ~life sayings funny by Frederick W. Faber

   Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
 ~saying on Life by Mel Brooks

   It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it.... There are some things in every country that you must be born to endure; and another hundred years of general satisfaction with Americans and America could not reconcile this expatriate to cranberry sauce, peanut butter, and drum majorettes.
 ~life sayings funny by Alistair Cooke

   Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.
 ~life by Josh Billings

   I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
 ~sayings about life by Author Unknown

   My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.
 ~quotes about Brothers by Harmon Killebrew

   If I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a citizen of humanity first and by necessity, and a citizen of France second, and only by accident.
 ~life sayings funny by Montesquieu

   I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
 ~saying on Drugs by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
 ~life sayings funny by Elbert Hubbard

   You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
 ~life by Jeanette Rankin


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