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   My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
 ~quotes about Life by Cary Grant

   If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
 ~key chain with funny saying by George Bernard Shaw

   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
 ~saying on Food by Tommy Smothers

   If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
 ~key chain with funny saying by John A. Simone, Sr.

   The brave die never, though they sleep in dust:,Their courage nerves a thousand living men.
 ~key chain with by Minot J. Savage

   Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.
 ~quotes about Speaking by Author Unknown

   What greater thing is there for human souls than to feel that they are joined for life - to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
 ~key chain with funny saying by George Eliot

   There are big ships and small shipsBut the best ship of all is friendship
 ~saying on For a Friend by Author Unknown

   History studies not just facts and institutions, its real subject is the human spirit.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Fustel de Coulange, La Cité antique, 1864

   Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.
 ~key chain with by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Samuel Johnson

   The greatest love is a mother's; then a dog's; then a sweetheart's.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Polish Proverb

   It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Mark Twain

   Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
 ~saying on Celebrity by Mark Twain

   People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Abraham Lincoln

   May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door
 ~key chain with by Irish Toast

   A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Bob Hope

   All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Abraham Lincoln

   Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Judy Carter

   Christmas, children, is not a dateIt is a state of mind
 ~saying on Christmas by Mary Ellen Chase

   One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Knute Rockne

   Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
 ~key chain with by Chili Davis

   Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
 ~sayings about key chain with by Abraham Lincoln

   Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Anatole France

   The jealous bring down the curse they fear upon their own heads.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Dorothy Dix

   Love is not consolation. It is light.
 ~saying on Light by Friedrich Nietzsche

   One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Chinese Proverb

   Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
 ~key chain with by William Shakespeare

   Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Garrison Keillor

   Freedom is the oxygen of the soul
 ~quotes about Independence Day by Moshe Dayan

   The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
 ~key chain with funny saying by A. Whitney Brown, The Big Picture

   Who can hope to be safe? who sufficiently cautious? Guard himself as he may, every moment's an ambush.
 ~saying on Safety by Horace

   Expect an early death - it will keep you busier.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Martin H. Fischer

   First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
 ~key chain with by Leo Rosenberg

   Can we actually know the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Woody Allen, Getting Even, 1971

   If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
 ~quotes about Flowers by Andrew Mason

   You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.
 ~saying on Happiness by Dale Carnegie

   Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?
 ~key chain with funny saying by Robert Benchley

   Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one's eternal peril.
 ~key chain with by Laurens van der Post

   Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Rita Mae Brown

   At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet
 ~quotes about Valentine's Day by Plato

   Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Quentin Crisp

    Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
 ~saying on Attitude by The Reverend Jesse Jackson

   Individual commitment to a group effort -- that is what makes a team work a company work, a society work, a civilization work
 ~key chain with funny saying by Vince Lombardi

   No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship
 ~key chain with by Francis Marion Crawford

   When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Maurice Maeterlinck, Wisdom and Destiny, 1901, translated by Alfred Sutro

   A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
 ~quotes about Men by Lana Turner

   Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Seneca

   No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
 ~saying on Attitude by Anna Eleanor Roosevelt

   But the freedom that they fought for, and the country grand they wrought for,Is their monument to-day, and for aye.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Thomas Dunn English

   There are natures that go to the streams of life in great cities as the hart goes to the water brooks.
 ~key chain with by Philip G. Hamerton

   The moment a man claims a right to control the will of a fellow being by physical force, he is at heart a slaveholder.
 ~sayings about key chain with by Henry C. Wright, The Liberator, 7 April 1837

   Your life is something opaque, not transparent, as long as you look at it in an ordinary human way. But if you hold it up against the light of God's goodness, it shines and turns transparent, radiant and bright. And then you ask yourself in amazement: Is this really my own life I see before me?
 ~quotes about Light by Albert Schweitzer

   I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Robin Williams, 1982

   Tomorrow is no place to place your better days.
 ~saying on Living by Dave Matthews

   Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.
 ~key chain with funny saying by Abraham Lincoln

   One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
 ~key chain with by Mark Twain


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