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   What we are speaks so loudly it drowns out what we say.
 ~quotes about Proverbs by

   The least initial deviation from the truth is multiplied later a thousandfold.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Aristotle

   We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink...
 ~saying on Food by Epicurus

   In its broadest ecological context, economic development is the development of more intensive ways of exploiting the natural environment.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Richard Wilkinson

   A man's dreams are an index to his greatness
 ~joke retirement by Zadok Rabinwitz

   If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by John A. Simone, Sr.

   You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.
 ~quotes about Vegetarianism by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Johann Paul Friedrich Richter, Flower, Fruit, and Thorn

   A library, to modify the famous metaphor of Socrates, should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas-a place where history comes to life
 ~saying on Books by Norman Cousins

   Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss, events happening; small minds, people things.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by

   When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
 ~joke retirement by The Airplane Law

   The man who doesn’t need a boss is usually selected to be one.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by

   I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Lyndon B. Johnson

   Hardly a name in profane history is more august than hisHardly another character in the world's record has made so little of its opportunitiesHis discovery was a blunder; his blunder was a new world; the New World is his monument!
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Justin Winsor

   It must be admitted that there are some parts of the soul which we must entirely paralyze before we can live happily in this world.
 ~saying on Curmudgeons by Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Anaïs Nin

   A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
 ~joke retirement by Frank A. Clark

   Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Unknown high school principal

   Get your facts first, and then you can distort 'em as much as you please.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Mark Twain

   Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
 ~saying on Confidence by African Proverb

   One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Malayan Proverb

   Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
 ~joke retirement by Germaine Greer, The Female Eunuch, 1970

   Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Josh Billings

   Sadness flies on the wings of the morning and out of the heart of darkness comes the light.
 ~quotes about Mornings by Jean Giraudoux

   That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by James K. Feibleman

   Others’ faults show up like bright headlights; our own as dull tail lights.
 ~saying on Proverbs by

   When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Dave Barry, Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn

   Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
 ~joke retirement by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

   To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
 ~quotes about Marriage by E.W. Howe

   They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Confucius

   Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.
 ~saying on Hypocrisy by English Proverb

   It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by P.D. James

   There is a muscular energy in sunlight corresponding to the spiritual energy of wind.
 ~joke retirement by Annie Dillard

   Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Santayana, Essays

   All deep things are song. It seems somehow the very central essence of us, song; as if all the rest were but wrappages and hulls!
 ~quotes about Music by Thomas Carlyle

   Poker is the game closest to the western conception of life, where life and thought are recognized as intimately combined, where free will prevails over philosophies of fate or of chance, where men are considered moral agents and where - at least in the short run - the important thing is not what happens but what people think happens.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by John Luckacs

   Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.
 ~saying on Marriage by Duane Dewel

   When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Victor Frankl

   Competition brings out the best in products and the worst in people.
 ~joke retirement by David Sarnoff

   Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow-creatures is amusing in itself.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by James Anthony Froude, Oceana, 1886

   Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but of imagination.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Immanuel Kant

   Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man. But they don't bite everybody.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Stanislaw Lec, Unkempt Thoughts, 1962

   To accept a favor is to confer one. To refuse one is an insult. The open hand becomes the closed fist.
 ~saying on Personality by

   What a miserable thing life is: you're living in clover, only the clover isn't good enough.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Bertolt Brecht, Jungle of Cities, 1924

   In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness
 ~joke retirement by Norman O. Brown

   If you judge people you have no time to love them.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Mother Teresa

   I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
 ~quotes about Teachers by Lily Tomlin as Edith Ann

   The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Winston Churchill

   Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
 ~saying on Life by George Bernard Shaw

   The poet's darling.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by William Wordsworth, To the Daisy

   Daily ask yourself: How can I do this task quicker, cheaper, better, or more easily?
 ~joke retirement by

   How many things are there which I do not want.
 ~sayings about joke retirement by Socrates

   I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
 ~quotes about Humor by Tommy Cooper

   [T]his is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by From the television show Beverly Hills 90210

   Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous.
 ~saying on Hawww by John Jay Chapman

   [A] genuine tattoo.... tells a story. I like stories and tattoos, no matter how well done, and if they don't tell a story that involves you emotionally, then they're just there for decoration, then they're not a valid tattoo. There has to be some emotional appeal or they're not, to my way of thinking, a real tattoo. It tells people what you are and what you believe in, so there's no mistakes.
 ~joke and funny saying about retirement by Leo, tattooist, 1993, quoted in Margo DeMello, Bodies of Inscription, 2000

   If you want to ruin the truth, stretch it.
 ~joke retirement by Author Unknown


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