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   No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.
 ~quotes about Fate by Plutarch

   Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Confucius

   The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
 ~saying on Summer by Wallace Stevens

   Nobody motivates today's workers. If it doesn't come from within, it doesn't come. Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves
 ~humorous motivational quote by Herman Cain

   A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
 ~humorous by Proverb

   The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
 ~sayings about humorous by Sydney J. Harris

   I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Shelley Winters

   When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar
 ~humorous motivational quote by Bruce Springsteen

   It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness
 ~saying on Adversity by Cicero

   Permit no one to dissuade you from pursuing the goals you set for yourselves. Do not fear to pioneer. To venture down new paths of endeavor.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Ralph J. Bunche

   A library is thought in cold storage.
 ~humorous by Herbert Samuel

   Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
 ~sayings about humorous by Martin H. Fischer

   Patience is a most necessary qualification for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request.
 ~quotes about Patience by Lord Chesterfield

   The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, tender loving care has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Larry Dossey

   Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious and manifests itself in the body.
 ~saying on Body by Irene Claremont de Castillejo

   On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence
 ~humorous motivational quote by William Jennings Bryan

   Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
 ~humorous by William James

   Being 'willing', moves you beyond your limitations and into greatness.
 ~sayings about humorous by Nisandeh Neta

   The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and SerbsThe real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by William J. Clinton, 1997

   A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers
 ~humorous motivational quote by Pam Brown

   Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
 ~saying on Love by Author Unknown

   Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Victor Hugo, Les Misérables, 1862

   It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of the depressed and the inwardly tormented than does a really bad day with dark rain sniveling continuously and sympathetically from a dirty sky.
 ~humorous by Muriel Spark, Territorial Rights, 1979

   I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
 ~sayings about humorous by Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977

   Clothes are never a frivolity: they always mean something.
 ~quotes about Clothing by James Laver

   It is loneliness that makes the loudest noiseThis is true of men as of dogs
 ~humorous motivational quote by Eric Hoffer

   Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
 ~saying on Perfection by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

   The words I am are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.
 ~humorous motivational quote by A.L. Kitselman

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
 ~humorous by From the movie Annie

   Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.
 ~sayings about humorous by Norman Cousins

   Physic is, for the most part, only a substitute for temperance and exercise.
 ~quotes about Health by Joseph Addison

   If wisdom and diamonds grew on the same tree we could soon tell how much men loved wisdom.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911

   Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
 ~saying on Goals by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   America is a tuneIt must be sung together
 ~humorous motivational quote by Gerald Stanley Lee, Crowds

   I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
 ~humorous by T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

   Memory itself is an internal rumour.
 ~sayings about humorous by George Santayana, The Life of Reason

   The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.
 ~quotes about Miscellaneous by Alan Alda

   Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own
 ~humorous motivational quote by Aristotle

   Forgiving saves the high cost of anger and the higher cost of hating.
 ~saying on Attitude by

   Faith is courage; it is creative while despair is always destructive.
 ~humorous motivational quote by David S. Muzzey

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 ~humorous by Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

   They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable.
 ~sayings about humorous by Joan McIntosh

   How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
 ~quotes about Men by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Aldous Huxley

   He fed his spirit with the bread of books.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Edwin Markham

   Human destiny is bound to remain a gamble, because at some unpredictable time and in some unforeseeable manner nature will strike back.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Rene Dubos, Mirage of Health, 1959

   A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
 ~humorous by Charlotte Brontë

   The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
 ~sayings about humorous by Mark Twain, Reflections on Being the Delight of God.

   This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Elmer Davis

   Death ends a life, not a relationship
 ~humorous motivational quote by Jack Lemmon

   Who sees all beings in his own Self, and his own Self in all beings, loses all fear.
 ~saying on Equality Difference by Isa Upanishad

   Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Agnes Repplier

   Invent a past for the present.
 ~humorous by Daniel Stern

   It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
 ~sayings about humorous by Baltasar Gracian

   Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets!
 ~quotes about Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
 ~humorous motivational quote by Danny Kaye

   Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Henri Louis Bergson

   Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch
 ~humorous motivational quote by Dave James

   Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.
 ~humorous by Chinese Proverb


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