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   It is only when we silent the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by K.T. Jong

   Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Nicole Hollander

   Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
 ~saying on Prayer by Søren Kierkegaard

   Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Ambrose Bierce

   Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
 ~hilarious movie by Maurice Freehill

   When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Vance Law

   If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
 ~quotes about Smoking by Douglas Adams

   A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacityThe order varies for any given year
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Paul Sweeney

   Men can bear all things except good days.
 ~saying on Prosperity by Dutch Proverb

   Be careful how you interpret the world: It is like that.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Erich Heller

   The best way to stop smoking is to just stop - no ifs, ands or butts.
 ~hilarious movie by Edith Zittler

   Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Author Unknown

   You cannot help but learn more as you take the world into your handsTake it up reverently, for it is an old piece of clay, with millions of thumbprints on it
 ~quotes about Graduation by John Updike

   What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one dietsI mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Erma Bombeck, "No One Diets on Thanksgiving," 26 November 1981

   A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life
 ~saying on Adversity by Lee Drake

   Life is pain, princess. . . anyone who says differently is selling something
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Westley

   A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.
 ~hilarious movie by John Dennis, 1781

   Nobody believes a rumor here in Washington until it's officially denied.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Edward Cheyfitz

   Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
 ~quotes about Self Confidence by Dale Carnegie

   Charity sees the need, not the cause.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by German Proverb

   In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks.
 ~saying on Walking by John Muir

   We may see the small value God has for riches, by the people he gives them to.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Alexander Pope, Thoughts on Various Subjects, 1727

   The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt
 ~hilarious movie by Max Lerner, The Unfinished Country, 1950

   Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Robert Orben

   Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Author Unknown

   Dream the impossible dream. Dreaming it may make it possible. It often has.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by

   Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory.
 ~saying on Music by Oscar Wilde

   Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Phyllis Diller

   Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink. Water, water everywhere, Nor any drop to drink
 ~hilarious movie by Samuel Taylor

   Here's to matrimony, the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented!
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Heinrich Heine

   The artist is the opposite of the politically minded individual, the opposite of the reformer, the opposite of the idealist. The artist does not tinker with the universe, he recreates it out of his own experience and understanding of life.
 ~quotes about Art by Henry Miller

   I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956

   No town can fail of beauty, though its walks were gutters and its houses hovels, if venerable trees make magnificent colonnades along its streets.
 ~saying on Trees by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs, 1887

   The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shockproof shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Ernest Hemingway, interview in Paris Review, Spring 1958

   The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded.
 ~hilarious movie by Gustave Flaubert

   Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Peter Finley Dunne, Mr. Dooley's Opinions, 1900

   I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Katherine Mansfield

   The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell. That is why we dread children, even if we love them, they show us the state of our decay.
 ~saying on Inner Child by Brian Aldiss

   In memory's telephoto lens, far objects are magnified.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by John Updike

   Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
 ~hilarious movie by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Gene Perret

   Thinking in its lower grades is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry.
 ~quotes about Thinking by Havelock Ellis, The Dance of Life, 1923

   What other dungeon is so dark as one's own heart! What jailer so inexorable as one's self.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House of Seven Gables, 1822

   Poverty, Frost, Famine, Rain, Disease, are the beadles and guardsmen that hold us to Common Sense.
 ~saying on Adversity by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Peter De Vries, Let Me Count the Ways, 1965

   To ridicule philosophy is really to philosophize.
 ~hilarious movie by Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

   Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by African Proverb

   Your future depends on many things, but mostly on you.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Frank Tyger

   If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other causes for prejudice by noon.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by George Aiken

   Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them.
 ~saying on Health by Aldous Huxley

   A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Jessie Jackson

   [H]istory is a melodrama on the theme of parasitism, characterized by scenes that are exciting or dull, as the case may be, and many a sudden stagetrick.
 ~hilarious movie by Max Nordau, The Interpretation of History

   A great part of life consists in contemplating what we cannot cure.
 ~sayings about hilarious movie by Robert Louis Stevenson

   I never question what to do, it tells me what to do. The photographs make themselves with my help.
 ~quotes about Photography by Ruth Bernhard

   He that struggles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Edmund Burke, The Revolution in France, 1790

   [U]sefulness is happiness, and... all other things are but incidental.
 ~saying on Helping by Lydia Maria Child, The American Frugal Housewife, 1829

   A hundred men together are the hundredth part of a man.
 ~hilarious movie quotes by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it.
 ~hilarious movie by D.H. Lawrence


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