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   Everyone complains of his memory, but no one complains of his judgment.
 ~quotes about Integrity by Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Maxims, 1665

   To labor is to pray.
 ~good funny quote by Motto of the Benedictines

   Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese
 ~saying on Retirement by Gene Perret

   Science is a cemetery of dead ideas.
 ~good funny quote by Miguel de Unamuno, The Tragic Sense of Life, 1913

   My husband lets me have all the scrapbooking supplies I can hide.
 ~good by Author Unknown

   [History is] that terrible mill in which sawdust rejoins sawdust.
 ~sayings about good by Edith Sitwell

   God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
 ~quotes about Self Confidence by

   Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.
 ~good funny quote by Mason Cooley

   Black Power alone is no more insurance against social injustice than white power
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967

   Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail.
 ~good funny quote by Benjamin R. Barber

   I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
 ~good by Bill Walton

   I'm sixty years of ageThat's 16 Celsius
 ~sayings about good by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   Dead upon the field of glory,, Hero fit for song and story.
 ~quotes about Memorial Day by John Randolph Thompason

   You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
 ~good funny quote by J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows

   God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
 ~saying on Being Yourself by William Shakespeare

   A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
 ~good funny quote by Washington Irving

   No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
 ~good by H.L. Mencken

   Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
 ~sayings about good by Lin Yutang

   Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, She doesn't have what it takes. They will say, Women don't have what it takes.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Clare Boothe Luce

   I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art.
 ~good funny quote by Thomas Moore

   Honesty pays, but it don't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
 ~saying on Honesty by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
 ~good funny quote by William Blake

   You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less.
 ~good by Author Unknown

   You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart.
 ~sayings about good by Author Unknown

   The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
 ~quotes about Insults by J. Russel Lynes

   Barcelona... a club with a stadium that seats 120,000 people. And they're all here in Newcastle tonight!
 ~good funny quote by

   To win friends instantly, admire everything and everybody, and express it freely.
 ~saying on Friendship by

   As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
 ~good funny quote by Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

   If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
 ~good by Attributed to Claudia Ghandi

   Man is a history-making creature who can neither repeat his past nor leave it behind.
 ~sayings about good by W.H. Auden, The Dyer's Hand

   So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth
 ~quotes about Unity by Bahá'u'lláh

   It's like going into a nuclear war with bows and arrows.
 ~good funny quote by Joe Kinnear, comparing finances and resources in high-dollar and low-dollar sports teams

   Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
 ~saying on Sex by Harold Robbins

   To many of the modern generations, history, like God, is dead.
 ~good funny quote by Derek Heather

   Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day.
 ~good by Author Unknown

   Learn all you can from old people. They’ve gone over the road you must travel.
 ~sayings about good by

   Old age lives minutes slowly, hours quickly; childhood chews hours and swallows minutes.
 ~quotes about Childhood by Malcolm de Chazal

   It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend
 ~good funny quote by William Blake

   Dwell in thought upon the grandest, and the grandest you shall see; fix your mind upon the highest, and the highest you shall be.
 ~saying on Goals by

   I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
 ~good funny quote by Allan Wells, referring to Carl Lewis, 1989

   The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy
 ~good by Sam Levenson

   Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs
 ~sayings about good by William Shakespeare

   Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas.
 ~quotes about Truth by Shoseki

   Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.
 ~good funny quote by Billy Wilder

   God - the John Doe of philosophy and religion.
 ~saying on God by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   Freedom means choosing your burden.
 ~good funny quote by Hephzibah Menuhin

   Our hearts are drunk with a beauty our eyes could never see.
 ~good by George W. Russell

   Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.
 ~sayings about good by Victor Hugo

   Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by Aesop

   Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
 ~good funny quote by Jayne Mansfield

   [A] mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled.
 ~saying on Mothers by Emily Dickinson

   War grows out of the desire of the individual to gain advantage at the expense of his fellow man.
 ~good funny quote by Napoleon Hill

   Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity! I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand instead of a million count half a dozen, and keep your accounts on your thumb-nail.
 ~good by Henry David Thoreau

   I have diligently numbered the days of pure and genuine happiness which have fallen to my lot: they amount to fourteen.
 ~sayings about good by Abd-El-Raham

   To give and then not feel that one has given is the very best of all ways of giving.
 ~quotes about Gifts by Max Beerbohm

   The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.
 ~good funny quote by Socrates

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich
 ~saying on Fathers Day by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   Speed kills colour... the gyroscope, when turning at full speed, shows up gray.
 ~good funny quote by Paul Morand

   Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
 ~good by Will Rogers


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