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   If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using an outside agency and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
 ~quotes about Golf by Henry Longhurst

   The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mode of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being disappointed by the change; happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up.
 ~funny wise saying by Charles L. Morgan

   A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman thinks of the next generation.
 ~saying on Politics by James Freeman Clarke, Sermon

   Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science.
 ~funny wise saying by Henry David Thoreau

   And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: Look at this Godawful mess.
 ~wise by Art Buchwald, 1970

   The value of consistent prayer is not that He will hear us, but that we will hear Him.
 ~sayings about wise by William McGill

   only god can judge me
 ~quotes about Self Confidence by Tupac Shakur

   History, as long as it continues to happen, is always another chance.
 ~funny wise saying by R. Jackson Wilson

   The end of labor is to gain leisure
 ~saying on Labor Day by Aristotle

   He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears.
 ~funny wise saying by Montaigne, Essays, 1588

   It seems no more than right that men should seize time by the forelock, for the rude old fellow, sooner or later, pulls all their hair out.
 ~wise by George Dennison Prentice, Prenticeana, 1860

   Gone golfin'... be back dark thirty.
 ~sayings about wise by Author Unknown

   What do you think of God, the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, He's not a think, he's a feel.
 ~quotes about God by Paul Frost

   I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
 ~funny wise saying by Aleister Crowley, Book of Lies

   Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
 ~saying on Failure by F. Scott Fitzgerald

   Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnightExtend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any rewardYour life will never be the same again
 ~funny wise saying by Og Mandino

   Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
 ~wise by Virginia Woolf

   There are no shortcuts to any place worth going
 ~sayings about wise by Beverly Sills

   There is nothing in the world more peaceful than apple-leaves with an early moon.
 ~quotes about Nature by Alice Meynell

   You don't choose your familyThey are God's gift to you, as you are to them
 ~funny wise saying by Desmond Tutu

   Advertisers in general bear a large part of the responsibility for the deep feelings of inadequacy that drive women to psychiatrists, pills, or the bottle.
 ~saying on Advertising by Marya Mannes, But Will It Sell?, 1964

   If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.
 ~funny wise saying by Dale Carnegie

   A part of this strangeness of dress is that it links the biological body to the social being, and public to private.
 ~wise by Elizabeth Wilson

   Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
 ~sayings about wise by Winston Churchill

   Go put your creed into your deed.
 ~quotes about Hypocrisy by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   How can something bother you if you won't let it?
 ~funny wise saying by Terri Guillemets

   Man is a complex being: he makes deserts bloom - and lakes die.
 ~saying on Environment by Gil Stern

   Gardens always mean something else, man absolutely uses one thing to say another.
 ~funny wise saying by Robert Harbison, Eccentric Spaces, 1977

   There is a strange reluctance on the part of most people to admit that they enjoy life.
 ~wise by William Lyon Phelps

   The idea of history in any age, like the idea of property, or of progress, is an unstable compound; it is put together as needed, by historians or by philosophers, out of the irreconcilable opinions of men.
 ~sayings about wise by F. Smith Fussner, The Historical Revolution

   If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.
 ~quotes about Censorship by Noam Chomsky

   Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened
 ~funny wise saying by Jennifer Yane

   It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.
 ~saying on Civil Disobedience by Edmund Burke, Second Speech on Conciliation, 1775

   I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.
 ~funny wise saying by Gene Perret

   I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
 ~wise by Author Unknown

   If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
 ~sayings about wise by One of Murphy's Laws of Technology

   Will urban sprawl spread so far that most people lose all touch with nature? Will the day come when the only bird a typical American child ever sees is a canary in a pet shop window? When the only wild animal he knows is a rat - glimpsed on a night drive through some city slum? When the only tree he touches is the cleverly fabricated plastic evergreen that shades his gifts on Christmas morning?
 ~quotes about Environment by Frank N. Ikard, North American Wildlife and Natural Resources Conference, Houston, March 1968

   I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
 ~funny wise saying by Gandhi

   The flag of the United States has not been created by rhetorical sentences in declarations of independence and in bills of rightsIt has been created by the experience of a great people, and nothing is written upon it that has not been written by their lif
 ~saying on Flag Day by Woodrow Wilson

   Seagulls... slim yachts of the element.
 ~funny wise saying by Robinson Jeffers

   Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.
 ~wise by Ralph Ellison, Battle Royal

   Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.

 ~sayings about wise by Edwin Teale

   We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.
 ~funny wise saying by Nick Faldo, on John Daly

   Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby.
 ~saying on Love by Paul-Jean Toulet

   Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars.
 ~funny wise saying by Dale Carnegie

   The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities is not a proof of their vitally necessary character. The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality, but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary.
 ~wise by Wilhelm Reich, The Mass Psychology of Fascism

   History is a pageant and not a philosophy.
 ~sayings about wise by Augustine Birrell, Obiter Dicta: The Muse of History

   Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
 ~quotes about Telephones by Ambrose Bierce

   Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
 ~funny wise saying by Winston Churchill

   The People, though we think of a great entity when we use the word, means nothing more than so many millions of individual men.
 ~saying on Government by James Bryce

   There is no finish line.
 ~funny wise saying by Nike advertisement

   A first-rate marriage is like a first-rate hotel: expensive, but worth it.
 ~wise by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Nature takes away any faculty that is not used.
 ~sayings about wise by William R. Inge

   Every problem has in it the seeds of its own solutionIf you don't have any problems, you don't get any seeds
 ~quotes about Adversity by Norman Vincent Peale

   The most difficult thing that you can do is to watch the person you love love someone else
 ~funny wise saying by Unknown

   The art of quotation requires more delicacy in the practice than those conceive who can see nothing more in a quotation than an extract.
 ~saying on Quotations by Benjamin Disraeli

   The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters
 ~funny wise saying by Thomas Jefferson

   If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people
 ~wise by Chinese proverb


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