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   First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
 ~quotes about Goals by

   No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus), Satires

   There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
 ~saying on Age by Logan Pearsall Smith

   The highest virtue here may be least in another world.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Kahlil Gibran

   I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
 ~tombstone by Eleanor Roosevelt

   God be thanked for books! they are the voices of the distant and the dead, and make us heirs of the spiritual life of past ages.
 ~sayings about tombstone by W.E. Channing

   History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that.
 ~quotes about Advertising by Malcolm Muggeridge, quoted in Eric Clark, The Want Makers: Inside the World of Advertising, 1988

   There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
 ~funny tombstone saying by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within.
 ~saying on Travel by Lillian Smith

   In overcoming prejudice, working together is even more effective than talking together.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Ralph W. Sockman

   A wonderful discovery, psychoanalysis. Makes quite simple people feel they're complex.
 ~tombstone by S.N. Behrman

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words
 ~sayings about tombstone by William Shakespeare

   The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy.
 ~quotes about Life by Angelina Jolie

   I always tried to make clear that basketball is not the ultimate. It is of small importance in comparison to the total life we live. There is only one kind of life that truly wins, and that is the one that places faith in the hands of the Savior. Until that is done, we are on an aimless course that runs in circles and goes nowhere
 ~funny tombstone saying by John Wooden

   Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night.
 ~saying on Sleep by George Allen

   The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Robertson Davies

   To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
 ~tombstone by Oscar Wilde

   It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Author Unknown

   With all the mass media concentrated in a few hands, the ancient faith in the competition of ideas in the free market seems like a hollow echo of a much simpler day.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Kingman Brewster, Jr.

   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?
 ~funny tombstone saying by Author Unknown

   Kittens can happen to anyone.
 ~saying on Cats by Paul Gallico

   There is a temperate zone in the mind, between luxurious indolence and exacting work; and it is to this region, just between laziness and labor, that summer reading belongs.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Henry Ward Beecher

   As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.
 ~tombstone by Chauncey M. Depew

   A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Lee Drake

   For you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
 ~quotes about I Love You by Rosemonde Gerard

   Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Kahlil Gibran

   The world needs anger. The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
 ~saying on Anger by Bede Jarrett

   Never raise your hand to your kidsIt leaves your groin unprotected
 ~funny tombstone saying by Red Buttons

   Jesus is like Sugar..
 ~tombstone by Carolyn

   Blushing is the color of virtue.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Diogenes

   Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?
 ~quotes about Smoking by Sign from Ken's Magic Shop

   We shall continue to have a worsening ecologic crisis until we reject the Christian axiom that nature has no reason for existence save to serve man.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Lynn White, Jr., The Historical Roots of Our Ecologic Crisis, 1967

   We get ahead and rich by fighting our softness and laziness. If we prefer comfort and ease, Success is not for us.
 ~saying on Success by

   Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Bruce Lee

   There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
 ~tombstone by Salvador Dali

   There are only two great currents in the history of mankind: the baseness which makes conservatives and the envy which makes revolutionaries.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Edmond de Goncourt and Jules de Goncourt

   Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume.
 ~quotes about Memory by Jean de Boufflers

   Racism isn't born, folks, it's taughtI have a two-year-old sonYou know what he hates? Naps! End of list
 ~funny tombstone saying by Dennis Leary

   Players: A vital part of any sporting event, they entertain the crowd in the intervals between timeouts so the cheerleaders can take a well-earned break.
 ~saying on Cheerleading by Author Unknown

   Forever is composed of nows.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Emily Dickinson

   Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.
 ~tombstone by Author Unknown

   A tattoo is a true poetic creation, and is always more than meets the eye. As a tattoo is grounded on living skin, so its essence emotes a poignancy unique to the mortal human condition.
 ~sayings about tombstone by V. Vale and Andrea Juno, Modern Primitives

   Anybody who is 25 or 30 years old has physical scars from all sorts of things, from tuberculosis to polio. It's the same with the mind.
 ~quotes about Psychology by Moses R. Kaufman

   Man, when he is merely what he seems to be, is almost nothing.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   We loved with a love that was more than love.
 ~saying on Love by Edgar Allan Poe

   Young man, young man, your arm's too short to box with God.
 ~funny tombstone saying by James Weldon Johnson

   Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
 ~tombstone by Carol Saline

   As soon as histories are properly told there is no more need of romances.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

   Let no one think that real gardening is a bucolic and meditative occupation. It is an insatiable passion, like everything else to which a man gives his heart.
 ~quotes about Gardens by Karel C(apek, The Gardener's Year, translated by M. and R. Weatherall, 1931

   Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine
 ~funny tombstone saying by Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

   You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity
 ~saying on Adversity by Walt Schmidt

   All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Martin H. Fischer

   Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not
 ~tombstone by George Bernard Shaw

   Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
 ~sayings about tombstone by Evan Esar

   It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government.
 ~quotes about Government by John Gardner

   I don't love baseball. I don't love most of today's players. I don't love the owners. I do love, however, the baseball that is in the heads of baseball fans. I love the dreams of glory of 10-year-olds, the reminiscences of 70-year-olds. The greatest baseball arena is in our heads, what we bring to the games, to the telecasts, to reading newspaper reports.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Stan Isaacs, Diamond-Studded Memories, Newsday, 9 April 1990

   Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire
 ~saying on Goodbye by Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld, translated from French

   I've made an odd discovery. Every time I talk to a savant I feel quite sure that happiness is no longer a possibility. Yet when I talk with my gardener, I'm convinced of the opposite.
 ~funny tombstone saying by Bertrand Russell

   A fraternity is the antithesis of fraternity. The first... is predicated on the idea of exclusion; the second (that is, the abstract thing) is based on a feeling of total equality.
 ~tombstone by E.B. White, One Man's Meat, 1944


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