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   A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
 ~quotes about Hugs by Proverb

   The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Sydney J. Harris

   I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
 ~saying on Dieting by Shelley Winters

   When I was growing up, there were two things that were unpopular in my house. One was me, and the other was my guitar
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Bruce Springsteen

   It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness
 ~tee shirt by Cicero

   Permit no one to dissuade you from pursuing the goals you set for yourselves. Do not fear to pioneer. To venture down new paths of endeavor.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Ralph J. Bunche

   A library is thought in cold storage.
 ~quotes about Libraries by Herbert Samuel

   Morphine and state relief are the same. You go dopey, feel better and are worse off.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   Patience is a most necessary qualification for business; many a man would rather you heard his story than granted his request.
 ~saying on Patience by Lord Chesterfield

   The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, tender loving care has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Larry Dossey

   Emotion always has its roots in the unconscious and manifests itself in the body.
 ~tee shirt by Irene Claremont de Castillejo

   On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence
 ~sayings about tee shirt by William Jennings Bryan

   Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
 ~quotes about Humor by William James

   Being 'willing', moves you beyond your limitations and into greatness.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Nisandeh Neta

   The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and SerbsThe real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future
 ~saying on Patriot Day by William J. Clinton, 1997

   A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Pam Brown

   Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
 ~tee shirt by Author Unknown

   Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Victor Hugo, Les Misérables, 1862

   It is one of the secrets of Nature in its mood of mockery that fine weather lays heavier weight on the mind and hearts of the depressed and the inwardly tormented than does a really bad day with dark rain sniveling continuously and sympathetically from a dirty sky.
 ~quotes about Weather by Muriel Spark, Territorial Rights, 1979

   I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Elwyn Brooks White, Essays of E.B. White, 1977

   Clothes are never a frivolity: they always mean something.
 ~saying on Clothing by James Laver

   It is loneliness that makes the loudest noiseThis is true of men as of dogs
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Eric Hoffer

   Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
 ~tee shirt by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

   The words I am are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to. The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by A.L. Kitselman

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
 ~quotes about I Love You by From the movie Annie

   Government in the U.S. today is a senior partner in every business in the country.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Norman Cousins

   Physic is, for the most part, only a substitute for temperance and exercise.
 ~saying on Health by Joseph Addison

   If wisdom and diamonds grew on the same tree we could soon tell how much men loved wisdom.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays, 1911

   Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresea, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
 ~tee shirt by Life's Little Instruction Book, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

   America is a tuneIt must be sung together
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Gerald Stanley Lee, Crowds

   I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
 ~quotes about Life by T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

   Memory itself is an internal rumour.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by George Santayana, The Life of Reason

   The best things said come last. People will talk for hours saying nothing much and then linger at the door with words that come with a rush from the heart.
 ~saying on Miscellaneous by Alan Alda

   Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Aristotle

   Forgiving saves the high cost of anger and the higher cost of hating.
 ~tee shirt by

   Faith is courage; it is creative while despair is always destructive.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by David S. Muzzey

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 ~quotes about Sex by Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988

   They say genes skip generations. Maybe that's why grandparents find their grandchildren so likeable.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Joan McIntosh

   How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he's going to wind up wanting hasn't even been born.
 ~saying on Men by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Aldous Huxley

   He fed his spirit with the bread of books.
 ~tee shirt by Edwin Markham

   Human destiny is bound to remain a gamble, because at some unpredictable time and in some unforeseeable manner nature will strike back.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Rene Dubos, Mirage of Health, 1959

   A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.
 ~quotes about Sleep by Charlotte Brontë

   The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Mark Twain, Reflections on Being the Delight of God.

   This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave
 ~saying on Patriotic by Elmer Davis

   Death ends a life, not a relationship
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Jack Lemmon

   Who sees all beings in his own Self, and his own Self in all beings, loses all fear.
 ~tee shirt by Isa Upanishad

   Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Agnes Repplier

   Invent a past for the present.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Daniel Stern

   It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterwards.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Baltasar Gracian

   Scrapbooking fills my days - not to mention my living room, bedroom and closets!
 ~saying on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Danny Kaye

   Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
 ~tee shirt by Henri Louis Bergson

   Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch
 ~sayings about tee shirt by Dave James

   Be not afraid of going slowly; be afraid only of standing still.
 ~quotes about Effort by Chinese Proverb

   The joy of meeting pays the pangs of absence; else who could bear it?
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Nicholas Rowe

   God made everything out of nothing. But the nothingness shows through.
 ~saying on Miscellaneous by Paul Valéry, Mauvaises pensées et autres, 1942

   You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.
 ~funny tee shirt sayings by Kahlil Gibran

   God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
 ~tee shirt by Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien


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