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   [T]hings are entirely what they appear to be and behind them... there is nothing.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by Jean Paul Sartre, Nausea

   I venture to maintain that there are multitudes to whom the necessity of discharging the duties of a butcher would be so inexpressibly painful and revolting, that if they could obtain a flesh diet on no other condition, they would relinquish it forever.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by W.E.H. Lecky

   When life gives you scraps, make something with them.
 ~saying on Scrapbooking by Author Unknown

   We acquire the strength we have overcome
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Almost all quality improvement comes via simplification of design, manufacturing,, layout, processes, and procedures
 ~tshirt by Tom Peters

   Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
 ~sayings about tshirt by André Maurois

   October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter.
 ~quotes about Autumn by Nova Bair

   Don't think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It's really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Author Unknown

   Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops
 ~saying on Business by Thomas J. Watson Jr

   It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Havelock Ellis

   To eat an egg, you must break the shell.
 ~tshirt by Jamaican Proverb

   Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Horizon, Electronic Frontier

   To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Ancient Proverb

   Many of us go through life feeling as an actor might feel who does not like his part, and does not believe in the play.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay, we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Benjamin Franklin

   Ah! never shall the land forget, How gushed the life-blood of her brave -
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by William Cullen Bryant

   Art, as far as it is able, follows nature, as a pupil imitates his master; thus your art must be, as it were, God's grandchild.
 ~tshirt by Dante Alighieri, Inferno

   The best vitamin to be a happy person is B1.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Author Unknown

   I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns, and women join the unqualified men in running our government.
 ~quotes about Politics by Cissy Farenthold

   At the gambling table, there are no fathers and sons.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Chinese Proverb

   I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
 ~saying on Funny Quotes by Woody Allen

   This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Douglas Adams

   He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help.
 ~tshirt by Abraham Lincoln

   Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Indian Proverb

   If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Cavett Robert

   Princes should have more to fear from historians than have ugly women from great painters.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Antonio Pérez, Aforismos

   Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.
 ~saying on Effort by Author Unknown

   The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Vladimir Nabakov

   I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
 ~tshirt by Charles Schulz

   There is nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Winston Churchill

   [I]t becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia.
 ~quotes about Nostalgia by Ted Koppel

   Productivity is determined not by work...but by EFFECTIVE actions disguised as work.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Doug Firebaugh

   Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it
 ~saying on Women's Greetings by Author Unknown

   If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Lawrence Housman

   The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.
 ~tshirt by

   Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals love them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Edwin Way Teale, Circle of the Seasons, 1953

   One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself.
 ~quotes about Justice by Tas Soft Wind

   The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Betty Friedan

   Nature is neutral. Man has wrested from nature the power to make the world a desert or to make the deserts bloom. There is no evil in the atom; only in men's souls.
 ~saying on Humankind by Adlai Stevenson

   The lesson of history is rarely learned by the actors themselves.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by James A. Garfield

   You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world.... We are not a nation, so much as a world.
 ~tshirt by Herman Melville

   No photographer is as good as the simplest camera.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Edward Steichen

   We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children
 ~quotes about Earth Day by Native American Proverb

   The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Ambrose Bierce

   In a bet there is a fool and a thief.
 ~saying on Gambling by Proverb

   If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.
 ~tshirt by Jean Paul Richter

   If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Author Unknown

   Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
 ~quotes about Poker by Charles Lamb

   Many individuals have, like uncut diamonds, shining qualities beneath a rough exterior.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Juvenal

   Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
 ~saying on Religion by John Morley

   Time is the longest distance between two places.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Tennessee Williams

   Aphorism, n.: Predigested wisdom.
 ~tshirt by Ambrose Bierce

   Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
 ~sayings about tshirt by Thomas Neiel

   The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
 ~quotes about Weather by Mark Twain, attributed

   I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Will Rogers

   I do not wish them to have power over men, but over themselves.
 ~saying on Feminism by Mary Wollstonecraft

   The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
 ~funny t-shirt sayings by Charles de Gaulle

   I will have nought to do with a man who can blow hot and cold with the same breath.
 ~tshirt by Aesop


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