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   Women belong in the house... and the Senate.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Author Unknown

   I would sort out all the arguments and see which belonged to fear and which to creativeness. Other things being equal, I would make the decision which had the larger number of creative reasons on its side.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Katharine Butler Hathaway

   The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
 ~saying on Taxes by Will Rogers

   I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Casey Stengel, 1967

   Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?
 ~t shirt picture by Leo Buscaglia

   God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by St. Augustine

   Those who lose dreaming are lost
 ~quotes about Dreams by Aboriginal

   We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by H.L. Mencken

   Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
 ~saying on Anger by Hindu Proverb

   When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Indian Saying

   From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill
 ~t shirt picture by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Your soul is all that you possess. Take it in hand and make something of it!
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Martin H. Fischer

   All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
 ~quotes about Humorous by Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin

   People haven't time to learn anything. They buy things ready-made in stores. But since there are no stores where you can buy friends, people no longer have friends.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
 ~saying on Family by Margaret Mead

   The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Author Unknown

   Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 ~t shirt picture by Herodotus, The History of Herodotus

   Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"

   Writers are not just people who sit down and write. They hazard themselves. Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.
 ~quotes about Writing by E.L. Doctorow

   Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Gene Hill

   There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
 ~saying on Beauty by Gilbert Keith Chesterton

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

   Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
 ~t shirt picture by Norm Papernick

   Life's too short for chess.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Henry James Byron, Our Boys, 1874

   Luxury... corrupts at once rich and poor, the rich by possession and the poor by covetousness.
 ~quotes about Prosperity by Rousseau, The Social Contract, 1762

   The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Hannah Whitall Smith

   The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
 ~saying on Education by Martin H. Fischer

   Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Mark Twain, Following the Equator

   Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
 ~t shirt picture by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, July 1735

   Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Like every good man, I strive for perfection, and, like every ordinary man, I have found that perfection is out of reach - but not the perfect suit.
 ~quotes about Clothing by Edward Tivnan

   Often while traveling with a camera we arrive just as the sun slips over the horizon of a moment, too late to expose film, only time enough to expose our hearts.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Minor White

   The time is always right to do what is right
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   The shock of unemployment becomes a pathology in its own right.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Robert Farrar Capon

   Hate must make a man productive. Otherwise one might as well love.
 ~t shirt picture by Karl Kraus

   Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Jean Paul Richter

   If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
 ~quotes about Success by Nisandeh Neta

   Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Nomar Garciaparra

   The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.
 ~saying on Apologies by Author Unknown

   It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

   Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
 ~t shirt picture by Unknown

   For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Friedrich Nietzsche

   If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Author Unknown

   Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Proverb

   Be kindEveryone you meet is fighting a hard battle
 ~saying on Sweetest Day by Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson

   Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile initially scared me to death
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Betty Bender

   If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.
 ~t shirt picture by Alan Simpson

   Man would be otherwise. That's the essence of the specifically human.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Antonio Machado

   Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
 ~quotes about Love by Pablo Picasso

   Nobody can tell about this California climate. One minute its hot and the next minute its cold, so a person never knows what to hock.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Anita Loos

   How is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
 ~saying on Very True by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, you've got a problem. If you owe the bank three trillion dollars, the bank's got a problem.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by BoingBoing

   Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
 ~t shirt picture by Constanze

   Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
 ~sayings about t shirt picture by Homer

   The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.
 ~quotes about Love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by John F. Kennedy

   Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Hugh Prather

   Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children.
 ~funny t shirt sayings and picture by Oliver Wendell

   Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.
 ~t shirt picture by Martin Luther King, Jr.


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