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   No man was ever endowed with a right without being at the same time saddled with a responsibility.
 ~quotes about Responsibility by Gerald W. Johnson

   Knowledge is not information, it's transformation.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Osho

   You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action.
 ~saying on Determination by Anthony Robbins

   It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar, Following the Equator, 1897

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
 ~t shirt by Hamilton Fish

   It costs more to avenge an injury than to forgive.
 ~sayings about t shirt by

   Act a part long enough and you’ll become the part.
 ~quotes about Growth by

   War hath no fury like a noncombatant.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

   Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
 ~saying on Effort by Abraham Lincoln

   Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against
 ~funny t shirt quotes by W.C. Fields

   It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air
 ~t shirt by W.T. Ellis

   Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Author Unknown

   We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that man with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.
 ~quotes about Humankind by Charles Darwin

   Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by W.C. Fields

   People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.
 ~saying on Happiness by H. Jackson Browne

   Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Wallace Stevens

   Every second is of infinite value.
 ~t shirt by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   I never ask God to give me anything; I only ask him to put me where things are.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Mexican Proverb

   Surely a man needs a closed place wherein he may strike root and, like the seed, become. But also he needs the great Milky Way above him and the vast sea spaces, though neither stars nor ocean serve his daily needs.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

   Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Don Wilder and Bill Rechin

   If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head.
 ~saying on Golf by Harry Vardon

   The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Jim Bishop

   The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions
 ~t shirt by Bishop Mandell Creighton

   A cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1893

   Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble and attempts what is above its strength
 ~quotes about Love Sayings by Thomas A Kempis

   Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Marcel Proust

   The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
 ~saying on Gossip by Napoleon I, Maxims

   Librarians are almost always very helpful and often almost absurdly knowledgeable. Their skills are probably very underestimated and largely underemployed.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Charles Medawar

   Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own.
 ~t shirt by Johann Pestalozzi

   We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude
 ~sayings about t shirt by Cynthia Ozick

   I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
 ~quotes about Alcohol by W.C. Fields

   The easiest and quickest way to change ourselves is to set a lofty goal and work for it.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by

   When I was a Boy Scout, we played a game when new Scouts joined the troop. We lined up chairs in a pattern, creating an obstacle course through which the new Scouts, blindfolded, were supposed to maneuver. The Scoutmaster gave them a few moments to study the pattern before our adventure began. But as soon as the victims were blindfolded, the rest of us quietly removed the chairs. I think life is like this game. Perhaps we spend our lives avoiding obstacles we have created for ourselves and in reality exist only in our minds. We're afraid to apply for that job, take violin lessons, learn a foreign language, call an old friend, write our Congressman - whatever it is that we would really like to do but don't because of personal obstacles. Don't avoid any chairs until you run smack into one. And if you do, at least you'll have a place to sit down.
 ~saying on Goals by Pierce Vincent Eckhart

   Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Dorothy Parker

   Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage?
 ~t shirt by Martin H. Fischer

   Sisterhood is powerful.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Robin Morgan

   Its not the size of the dog in the fight... Its the size of fight, in the dog
 ~quotes about Attitude by Dont Need To Know

   Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Douglas Adams

   Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
 ~saying on Trust by Booker T. Washington

   True love stories never have endings
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Richard Bach

   Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
 ~t shirt by Elbert Hubbard

   You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Allen

   Don't cry because it's overSmile because it happened
 ~quotes about Goodbye by Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed

   Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Estonian Proverb

   No man was ever great without a touch of divine afflatus.
 ~saying on Greatness by Cicero

   A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end... but not necessarily in that order.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Jean Luc Godard

   Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
 ~t shirt by Billy Connolly

   A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Author Unknown

   Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.
 ~quotes about Effort by Ulysses S. Grant

   Good things, when short, are twice as good.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Baltasar Gracian, The Art of Worldly Wisdom

   If we all, mountain bikers, cyclists, multinational companies, Jo Public, respected the land like old civilizations we wouldn't get so many punctures. Earth's revenge.
 ~saying on Bicycling by Jo Burt (Thank you, Jacquie.)

   Sometimes the best way to hold onto something is to let it go.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Author Unknown

   If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.
 ~t shirt by William Tecumseh Sherman

   Discipline is the hidden ingredient that turns nobodies into somebody.
 ~sayings about t shirt by

   We use our brains too little, and when we do, it is only to make excuses for our reflexes and our instincts.
 ~quotes about Body by Martin H. Fischer

   The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by Henry Steele Commager

   Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.
 ~saying on Environment by Henry David Thoreau, Chesuncook, The Maine Woods, 1848

   Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
 ~funny t shirt quotes by John Leonard, New York Times, 2 November 1975

   I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
 ~t shirt by Flash Rosenberg


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