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   The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.
 ~quotes about Procrastination by Author Unknown

   An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Lynn Johnston

   Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
 ~saying on Adversity by Bill Gates, Business @ the Speed of Thought

   The pacifist's task today is to find a method of helping and healing which provides a revolutionary constructive substitute for war.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Vera Brittain, 1964

   A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time.
 ~t shirt by Author Unknown

   Henceforth I ask not good-fortune, I myself am good-fortune.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Walt Whitman

   I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford.
 ~quotes about Medical by Betsy Salkind

   Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock
 ~funny t shirt quote by Author Unknown

   All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
 ~saying on Hypocrisy by Theodore M. Hesburgh

   For me, a page of good prose is where one hears the rain [and] the noise of battle.
 ~funny t shirt quote by John Cheever

   I exploit the greed of all hitters
 ~t shirt by Lew Burdette

   After all, the main question will be the opener: Hello, are you there? If the reply should turn out to be Yes, hello, we might want to stop there and think about that, for quite a long time.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Lewis Thomas, Lives of a Cell, 1974

   We all grow up with the weight of history on us. Our ancestors dwell in the attics of our brains as they do in the spiraling chains of knowledge hidden in every cell of our bodies.
 ~quotes about Family by Shirley Abbott

   Everything you could have been, all the accolades you could have won and all the achievements that have been nagging at your mind until now, didn’t happen for one reason only. You procrastinated.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Nisandeh Neta

   Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave
 ~saying on Goodbye by A.A. Milne

   Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Don Marquis

   My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
 ~t shirt by Ellen DeGeneres

   The body's habituation to walking as normal stems from the good old days. It was the bourgeois form of locomotion: physical demythologization, free of the spell of hieratic pacing, roofless wandering, breathless flight. Human dignity insisted on the right to walk, a rhythm not extorted from the body by command or terror. The walk, the stroll, were private ways of passing time, the heritage of the feudal promenade in the nineteenth century.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Theodor W. Adorno

   The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
 ~quotes about Cats by Doug Larson

   Vanity is the quicksand of reason
 ~funny t shirt quote by George Sand

   There is something self-defeating in the too-conscious pursuit of pleasure.
 ~saying on Pleasure by Max Eastman

   Psychoanalysis and Zen, in my private psychic geometry, are equal to nicotine. They are anti-existential. Nicotine quarantines one out of existence.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Norman Mailer

   You know that our breathing is the inhaling and exhaling of air. The organ that serves for this is the lungs that lie round the heart, so that the air passing through them thereby envelops the heart. Thus breathing is a natural way to the heart. And so, having collected your mind within you, lead it into the channel of breathing through which air reaches the heart and, together with this inhaled air, force your mind to descend into the heart and to remain there.
 ~t shirt by Nicephorus the Solitary

   We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Mark Twain

   Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
 ~quotes about Food by Jim Davis, Garfield

   Death is the most beautiful adventure in life
 ~funny t shirt quote by Charles Frohman

   Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
 ~saying on Civilization by Confucius

   Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Samuel Beckett

   You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.
 ~t shirt by Dale Carnegie

   Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Jean Paul Richter

   A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Mahatma Gandhi

   All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income tax law says.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Walter B. Wriston

   In my day, we didn't have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.
 ~saying on Self-Respect by Jane Haddam

   God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them
 ~funny t shirt quote by John Aughey

   In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
 ~t shirt by Aaron Rose

   News is history shot on the wing.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Gene Fowler, Skyline

   Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
 ~quotes about Money by Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1857

   Resolved, that the women of this nation in 1876, have greater cause for discontent, rebellion and revolution than the men of 1776.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Susan B. Anthony

   Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
 ~saying on Music by Berthold Auerbach

   Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love and to work and to play and to look up at the stars.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Henry Van Dyke

   Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
 ~t shirt by Doug Larson

   In science, fact can only mean confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent. I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Stephen J. Gould

   If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else.
 ~quotes about Very True by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   The tender friendships one gives up, on parting, leave their bite on the heart, but also a curious feeling of a treasure somewhere buried.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate

   The parents’ life is children copybook. Two parents teach more than 20 teachers.
 ~saying on Family by

   The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.
 ~funny t shirt quote by David Mamet

   Wine is bottled poetry.
 ~t shirt by Robert Louis Stevenson

   It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Hank Aaron, 1971

   A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
 ~quotes about Cinema by Don Marquis

   What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Henry Havelock Ellis

   What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
 ~saying on Happiness by Colette

   You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Will Rogers, New York Times, 23 December 1929

   To take something from a person and keep it for oneself: that is robbery. To take something from one person and then turn it over to another in exchange for as much money as you can get: that is business. Robbery is so much more stupid, since it is satisfied with a single, frequently dangerous profit; whereas in business it can be doubled without danger.
 ~t shirt by Octave Mirbeau, Torture Garden, The Mission, Chapter 2

   Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
 ~sayings about t shirt by Washington Irving

   Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
 ~quotes about Jobs by Scott Adams

   The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999

   Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
 ~saying on Golf by Jack Nicklaus, on why he tees his ball high.

   Smoke your pipe and be silent; there's only wind and smoke in the world.
 ~funny t shirt quote by Irish Proverb

   If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
 ~t shirt by Dean Smith


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