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   A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
 ~quotes about Sisters by Author Unknown

   Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Betty Bender

   The Declaration of Independence - of the 13 United States of America We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness
 ~saying on Curiosity by Declaration of Independence

   A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Thomas Jefferson

   More grievous than tears is the sight of them.
 ~stupid by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
 ~sayings about stupid by Richard Armour

   Art is the colors and textures of your imagination.
 ~quotes about Art by Meghan, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999

   It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism
 ~funny stupid quotes by J. Horace McFarland

   The real it is well is something I say from the ground, having fallen.
 ~saying on Attitude by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Barbara De Angelis

   Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.
 ~stupid by George MacDonald

   A human being is part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest - a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole [of] nature in its beauty.
 ~sayings about stupid by Albert Einstein, 1950

   No man is as anti-feminist as a really feminine woman.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Frank O'Connor

   I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.
 ~funny stupid quotes by George Washington Carver

   Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from enduring habits.
 ~saying on Adversity by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

   When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target.
 ~funny stupid quotes by George Fisher

   Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most
 ~stupid by Sandra Bullock

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
 ~sayings about stupid by George MacDonald

   There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
 ~quotes about Self-Control by Mark Twain

   War should belong to the tragic past, to history: it should find no place on humanity's agenda for the future.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyla)

   If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
 ~saying on Insects by American Quaker Saying

   Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Bill Fitch

   Her face was her chaperone.
 ~stupid by Rupert Hughes

   I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
 ~sayings about stupid by Sherry Glaser

   When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierra, 1911

   The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Louis Brandeis

   There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
 ~saying on American football by Dan Devine, former Notre Dame football coach

   We all participate in weaving the social fabric; we should therefore all participate in patching the fabric when it develops holes.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Anne C. Weisberg, Everything a Working Mother Needs to Know, 1994

   To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by geography.
 ~stupid by George Santayana

   I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
 ~sayings about stupid by James Thurber

   Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.
 ~quotes about Psychology by Mason Cooley

   The man who has no inner life is a slave to his surroundings.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Henri Frédéric Amiel

   Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
 ~saying on Helping by Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

   He only salutes the flag with one finger.
 ~funny stupid quotes by The Simpsons

   Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.
 ~stupid by Portuguese Proverb

   The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.
 ~sayings about stupid by G.K. Chesterton

   Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
 ~quotes about Worry by Author Unknown

   Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 ~saying on Math by Author Unknown

   Talking is like playing on the harp; there is as much in laying the hands on the strings to stop their vibration as in twanging them to bring out their music.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   I don't think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards.
 ~stupid by W. Somerset Maugham

   Love is being stupid together.
 ~sayings about stupid by Paul Valery

   I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
 ~quotes about Violence by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, Officer of the Day

   The amazing thing since so many variables enter into historical judgments, is not that historians disagree but that they agree as often as they do.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Louis Gottschalk, Understanding History

   A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
 ~saying on Honesty by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

   Lost time is never found again.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Benjamin Franklin

   In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life.
 ~stupid by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.
 ~sayings about stupid by Rudolph Ladenburg

   Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
 ~quotes about Weddings by Emily Brontë

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~funny stupid quotes by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone.
 ~saying on Tattoos by Author Unknown

   Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Marcus Antonius

   Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
 ~stupid by Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

   Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.
 ~sayings about stupid by John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis and Psychotherapy

   Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
 ~quotes about Homosexuality by Author Unknown

   All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed waste-paper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
 ~funny stupid quotes by D.H. Lawrence, Peace and War, Pansies, 1929

   The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
 ~saying on Driving by Edward McDonagh

   Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
 ~funny stupid quotes by Russian Proverb

   ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
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