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   Enthusiasm moves the world.
 ~quotes about Enthusiasm by Arthur James Balfour

   The truth is more important than the facts.
 ~funny stupid quote by Frank Lloyd Wright

   A poet's work is to name the unnameable, to point at frauds, to take sides, start arguments, shape the world, and stop it going to sleep.
 ~saying on Poetry by Salman Rushdie

   To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right.
 ~funny stupid quote by Confucius

   Good manners can replace morals. It may be years before anyone knows if what you are doing is right. But if what you are doing is nice, it will be immediately evident.
 ~stupid by P.J. O'Rourke

   It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it.
 ~sayings about stupid by W.H. Auden

   Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
 ~quotes about Weather by Author Unknown

   Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
 ~funny stupid quote by Sophocles

   If love can't cure it, nurses can.
 ~saying on Nurses by Author Unknown

   Clio may be the most austere and chaste of the Muses, but she has been known to come down informally from Mount Helicon in a mood so raffish that there are those who claim to have seen her with her slip showing.
 ~funny stupid quote by Willis Thornton, Fable, Fact and History

   Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen carefully.
 ~stupid by Littlefoot's mother, Land Before Time

   We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one.
 ~sayings about stupid by John Updike

   The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck!
 ~quotes about Integrity by Author Unknown

   Golf is life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.
 ~funny stupid quote by Author Unknown

   The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.
 ~saying on Baseball by Jim Murray

   Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything about me that is imperfect, because this sort of thing leaves me with a hundred backdoors through which I can escape from e
 ~funny stupid quote by Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science, 1882

   Weave in faith and God will find the thread.
 ~stupid by Author Unknown

   Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
 ~sayings about stupid by Ann Landers

   I know of no way in which a man can be more innocently employed than in making money.
 ~quotes about Wealth by Bishop Talbu

   God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.
 ~funny stupid quote by Rebecca West

   The past is strapped to our backs. We do not have to see it; we can always feel it.
 ~saying on Past by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.
 ~funny stupid quote by John Steinbeck

   New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
 ~stupid by John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding

   When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
 ~sayings about stupid by Lois McMaster Bujold

   It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
 ~quotes about Babies by Elinor Goulding Smith

   It's hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras.
 ~funny stupid quote by M. Robin D'Antan, 2002

   It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here?
 ~saying on Earth Day by Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improv

   Morality may consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
 ~funny stupid quote by Léon Blum

   The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together.
 ~stupid by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Southern Mail, 1929, translated from French by Curtis Cate

   When a machine begins to run without human aid, it is time to scrap it - whether it be a factory or a government.
 ~sayings about stupid by Alexander Chase, Perspectives, 1966

   The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.
 ~quotes about Civilization by Sigmund Freud

   I stop wanting what I am looking for, looking for it.
 ~funny stupid quote by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
 ~saying on Funny Quotes by Oscar Wilde

   People who influence us most are those who most believed in us – and vice versa.
 ~funny stupid quote by

   Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
 ~stupid by Sam Ewing

   Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile, or the light won't come in.
 ~sayings about stupid by Alan Alda

   The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums
 ~quotes about Veterans Day by Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 ~funny stupid quote by Author Unknown

   The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
 ~saying on Cats by Paula Poundstone

   All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them.
 ~funny stupid quote by Charles Dickens

   Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
 ~stupid by H.L. Mencken

   In science it often happens that scientists say, You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken, and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
 ~sayings about stupid by Carl Sagan, 1987

   When you smile, not only do you feel but you bring a ray of light into the lives of others
 ~quotes about Attitude by Brahma Kumaris

   Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
 ~funny stupid quote by Mark Twain

   Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn’t cost anything.
 ~saying on Happiness by

   Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 ~funny stupid quote by Winnie the Pooh

   Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
 ~stupid by H.L. Mencken

   The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
 ~sayings about stupid by George Bernard Shaw

   Being good is commendable, but only when it is combined with doing good is it useful
 ~quotes about Sweetest Day by Author Unknown

   Devout believers are safeguarded in a high degree against the risk of certain neurotic illnesses; their acceptance of the universal neurosis spares them the task of constructing a personal one.
 ~funny stupid quote by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.
 ~saying on Conformity by Proverb

   Christendom has done away with Christianity without being quite aware of it.
 ~funny stupid quote by Soren Kierkegaard, Time, 16 December 1946

   I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
 ~stupid by Fred Allen

   The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. I have no wealth to bestow on him. If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward. Is not friendship divine in this?
 ~sayings about stupid by Henry David Thoreau

   Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
 ~quotes about Love by Zelda Fitzgerald

   There are two ways of spreading light; to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
 ~funny stupid quote by Edith Wharton

   One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passers-by see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
 ~saying on Soul by Vincent Van Gogh

   Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
 ~funny stupid quote by François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
 ~stupid by Alfred Hitchcock


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