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   The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
 ~quotes about Sex by William H. Masters

   What we usually pray to God is not that His will be done, but that He approve ours.
 ~funny sports saying by Helga Bergold Gross

   We live in a fast-paced society. Walking slows us down.
 ~saying on Walking by Robert Sweetgall

   Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter.
 ~funny sports saying by Ansel Adams

   One who condones evil is just as guilty as the one who perpetrates it.
 ~sports by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
 ~sayings about sports by Dr. Seuss

   You cannot do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   We could never have loved the earth so well if we had had no childhood in it.
 ~funny sports saying by George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss, 1860

   The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food.
 ~saying on Perspective by Russian Proverb

   Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
 ~funny sports saying by Author Unknown

   Language... has created the word loneliness to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word solitude to express the glory of being alone.
 ~sports by Paul Johannes Tillich, The Eternal Now

   The difference between journalism and literature is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.
 ~sayings about sports by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock
 ~quotes about Football by Barry Venison

   I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a cancelled note - torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one.
 ~funny sports saying by Henry Ward Beecher

   Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things
 ~saying on I'm Sorry by Author Unknown

   Man will survive as a species for one reason: He can adapt to the destructive effects of our power-intoxicated technology and of our ungoverned population growth, to the dirt, pollution and noise of a New York or Tokyo. And that is the tragedy. It is not man the ecological crisis threatens to destroy but the quality of human life.
 ~funny sports saying by René Dubos, quoted in Life, 28 July 1970

   Hello again, everybody. It's a bee-yooo-tiful day for baseball
 ~sports by Harry Caray

   Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking
 ~sayings about sports by Mahatma Gandhi

   Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Mark Twain

   Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.
 ~funny sports saying by Henry James

   There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either.
 ~saying on Money by Robert Graves

   God pulled an all-nighter on the sixth day.
 ~funny sports saying by Author Unknown

   Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
 ~sports by Josh Billings

   There is much to be said for failure. It is more interesting than success.
 ~sayings about sports by Max Beerbohm, Mainly on the Air, 1946

   Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind"Pooh!" he whispered"Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw"I just wanted to be sure of you."
 ~quotes about Thinking of You by A.A. Milne

   We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a.m. and 3:00 p.m.
 ~funny sports saying by George Bush

   Idleness is graveyard of living. A life unemployed is a life un-enjoyed.
 ~saying on Living by

   A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
 ~funny sports saying by

   Nerves provide me with energy. They work for me. It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that I get worried.
 ~sports by Mike Nichols

   To put one's trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.
 ~sayings about sports by Samuel Butler, Note-Books

   Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball.
 ~quotes about Baseball by Norm Cash, on his 1,081 strikeouts

   Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
 ~funny sports saying by Author Unknown

   It's like if you plant something in the concrete and if it grow and the rose petal got all kinda scratches and marks, you ain't gonna say "damn, look at all the scratches and marks on the rose that grew from the concrete.." you gonna be like "DAMN! a ROSE grew from the CONCRETE?
 ~saying on Attitude by Tupac Shakur

   I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward. It is not so desirable to cultivate a respect for the law, so much as for the right.
 ~funny sports saying by Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849

   I am the earth. You are the earth. The Earth is dying. You and I are murderers.
 ~sports by Ymber Delecto

   Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name
 ~sayings about sports by William Wordsworth

   Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a stormWhen a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower
 ~quotes about Adversity by Jean Paul Richter

   College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.
 ~funny sports saying by Elbert Hubbard

   Blessed is the servant who loves his brother as much when he is sick and useless as when he is well and an be of service to him. And blessed is he who loves his brother as well when he is afar off as when he is by his side, and who would say nothing behind his back he might not, in love, say before his face.
 ~saying on Brothers by St Francis of Assisi

   A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
 ~funny sports saying by John Ciardi

   Bad as I like ye, it's worse without ye.
 ~sports by Irish Proverb

   A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
 ~sayings about sports by Author Unknown

   I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Rudyard Kipling

   To sensible men, every day is a day of reckoning.
 ~funny sports saying by John W. Gardner

   Judgements prevent us from seeing the good that lies beyond appearances.
 ~saying on Prejudice by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

   Science commits suicide when it adopts a creed.
 ~funny sports saying by Thomas Henry Huxley

   I will always remember my delight when Mrs. Georgia Gilmore - an unlettered woman of unusual intelligence - told how an operator demanded that she get off the bus after paying her fare and board it again by the back door, and then drove away before she co
 ~sports by Martin Luther King, Jr., March 1956

   Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak whispers the o'er-fraught heart and bids it break.
 ~sayings about sports by William Shakespeare

   The eternal quest of the individual human being is to shatter his loneliness
 ~quotes about Missing You by Norman Cousins

   Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep
 ~funny sports saying by Dinah Craik

   Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy's heart instead of her tummy
 ~saying on Baby by Author Unknown

   Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.
 ~funny sports saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To those with ears to hear, libraries are really very noisy places. On their shelves we hear the captured voices of the centuries-old conversation that makes up our civilization.
 ~sports by Timothy Healy

   Thanksgiving is the holiday of peace, the celebration of work and the simple life... a true folk-festival that speaks the poetry of the turn of the seasons, the beauty of seedtime and harvest, the ripe product of the year - and the deep, deep connection o
 ~sayings about sports by Ray Stannard Baker (David Grayson)

   Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he knows that every day is Doomsday.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life.
 ~funny sports saying by Annette Goodheart

   Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on.
 ~saying on Dogs by Colette

   Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker, let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
 ~funny sports saying by Kin Hubbard

   Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself.
 ~sports by Franz Kafka


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