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   [We] live with our heels as well as head and most of our pleasure comes in that way.
 ~quotes about Walking by John Muir

   Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.
 ~funny south park quotes by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past

   Life is a cement trampoline.
 ~saying on Life by Howard Nordberg

   If you can dream it, you can do it
 ~funny south park quotes by Walt Disney

   Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.
 ~south park by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
 ~sayings about south park by George Jean Nathan

   Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Annie Dillard

   The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to encourage in others.
 ~funny south park quotes by Oscar Wilde

   It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
 ~saying on Maturing Altruistically by

   We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier.
 ~funny south park quotes by Walter Savage Landor

   Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain.
 ~south park by Samuel Johnson

   Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
 ~sayings about south park by Kin Hubbard

   Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
 ~quotes about Christmas by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

   Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
 ~funny south park quotes by Sydney Smith

   Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
 ~saying on Courage by George Smith Patton

   Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yosThe presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize
 ~funny south park quotes by Saul Bellow

   An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
 ~south park by Yiddish Proverb

   History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.
 ~sayings about south park by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences

   Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
 ~quotes about Dreams by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
 ~funny south park quotes by William Lloyd Garrison

   America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
 ~saying on America by James Michener

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 ~funny south park quotes by Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~south park by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author.
 ~sayings about south park by John Keats

   A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~quotes about Marriage by James H. Boren

   There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
 ~funny south park quotes by Robert Nathan, So Love Returns

   I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
 ~saying on Movie by Francis Ford Coppola

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~funny south park quotes by John Burroughs

   It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.
 ~south park by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.
 ~sayings about south park by Louis Johannot

   Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
 ~quotes about Attitude by Nicholas Chamfort

   When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
 ~funny south park quotes by Stanislaw Lec

   History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.
 ~saying on Freedom by Charles de Gaulle

   I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
 ~funny south park quotes by Martin H. Fischer

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~south park by David Lloyd George

   Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 ~sayings about south park by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
 ~quotes about Family by

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~funny south park quotes by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

   A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
 ~saying on Mothers by Washington Irving

   God speaks in the silence of the heart. Listening is the beginning of prayer.
 ~funny south park quotes by Mother Teresa

   The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
 ~south park by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
 ~sayings about south park by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891

   The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by H.L. Mencken

   Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can
 ~funny south park quotes by Danny Kaye

   Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
 ~saying on Computers by Fred Blechman

   Don't find fault. Find a remedy.
 ~funny south park quotes by Henry Ford

   To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

 ~south park by Shakespeare

   We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.
 ~sayings about south park by Fulton Oursler

   When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a knot, a web, a mesh into which relationships are tied. Only those relationships matter. The body is an old crock that nobody will miss. I have never known a man to think of himself when dying. Never
 ~quotes about Death by Antoine de Saint

   The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts.
 ~funny south park quotes by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
 ~saying on Government by Will Rogers

   For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.
 ~funny south park quotes by Peace Pilgrim

   Every mile is two in winter.
 ~south park by George Herbert

   I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't.... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.
 ~sayings about south park by Mark Twain

   Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate the gift of taciturnity, and consume your own smoke with an extra draft of hard work, so that those about you may not be annoyed with the dust and soot of your complaints.
 ~quotes about Complaining by William Osler

   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them
 ~funny south park quotes by Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

   Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
 ~saying on Boredom by Thomas Szasz

   We must laugh before we are happy, for fear of dying without having laughed at all.
 ~funny south park quotes by Jean de La Bruyere

   If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
 ~south park by Lenny Bruce


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