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   Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most
 ~quotes about Celebrity by Sandra Bullock

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.
 ~funny south park quote by George MacDonald

   There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
 ~saying on Self-Control by Mark Twain

   War should belong to the tragic past, to history: it should find no place on humanity's agenda for the future.
 ~funny south park quote by Pope John Paul II (Karol Wojtyla)

   If you want to live and thrive, let the spider run alive.
 ~south park by American Quaker Saying

   Sometimes you wake up in the morning and wish your parents had never met.
 ~sayings about south park by Bill Fitch

   Her face was her chaperone.
 ~quotes about Insults by Rupert Hughes

   I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.
 ~funny south park quote by Sherry Glaser

   When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
 ~saying on Philosophical by John Muir, My First Summer in the Sierra, 1911

   The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
 ~funny south park quote by Louis Brandeis

   There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a pain in the ass.
 ~south park by Dan Devine, former Notre Dame football coach

   We all participate in weaving the social fabric; we should therefore all participate in patching the fabric when it develops holes.
 ~sayings about south park by Anne C. Weisberg, Everything a Working Mother Needs to Know, 1994

   To me, it seems a dreadful indignity to have a soul controlled by geography.
 ~quotes about Patriotism by George Santayana

   I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
 ~funny south park quote by James Thurber

   Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.
 ~saying on Psychology by Mason Cooley

   The man who has no inner life is a slave to his surroundings.
 ~funny south park quote by Henri Frédéric Amiel

   Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
 ~south park by Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

   He only salutes the flag with one finger.
 ~sayings about south park by The Simpsons

   Visits always give pleasure - if not the arrival, the departure.
 ~quotes about Guests by Portuguese Proverb

   The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.
 ~funny south park quote by G.K. Chesterton

   Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
 ~saying on Worry by Author Unknown

   Good manners are made up of petty sacrifices.
 ~funny south park quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
 ~south park by Author Unknown

   Talking is like playing on the harp; there is as much in laying the hands on the strings to stop their vibration as in twanging them to bring out their music.
 ~sayings about south park by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   I don't think you want too much sincerity in society. It would be like an iron girder in a house of cards.
 ~quotes about Manners by W. Somerset Maugham

   Love is being stupid together.
 ~funny south park quote by Paul Valery

   I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!
 ~saying on Violence by Hawkeye, M*A*S*H, Officer of the Day

   The amazing thing since so many variables enter into historical judgments, is not that historians disagree but that they agree as often as they do.
 ~funny south park quote by Louis Gottschalk, Understanding History

   A lie will easily get you out of a scrape, and yet, strangely and beautifully, rapture possesses you when you have taken the scrape and left out the lie.
 ~south park by Charles Edward Montague, Disenchantment

   Lost time is never found again.
 ~sayings about south park by Benjamin Franklin

   In theory one is aware that the earth revolves, but in practice one does not perceive it, the ground upon which one treads seems not to move, and one can live undisturbed. So it is with Time in one's life.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, 1927

   There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest.
 ~funny south park quote by Rudolph Ladenburg

   Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same
 ~saying on Weddings by Emily Brontë

   Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves.
 ~funny south park quote by D.H. Lawrence, Classical American Literature, 1922

   Beauty is skin deep. A tattoo goes all the way to the bone.
 ~south park by Author Unknown

   Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved.
 ~sayings about south park by Marcus Antonius

   Children are one third of our population and all of our future.
 ~quotes about Children by Select Panel for the Promotion of Child Health, 1981

   Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance.
 ~funny south park quote by John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis and Psychotherapy

   Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Author Unknown

   All that we know is nothing, we are merely crammed waste-paper baskets, unless we are in touch with that which laughs at all our knowing.
 ~funny south park quote by D.H. Lawrence, Peace and War, Pansies, 1929

   The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
 ~south park by Edward McDonagh

   Keep a thing seven years and it's bound to come in handy.
 ~sayings about south park by Russian Proverb

   ทำวันนี้ให้ดีที่สุด จะได้ไม่ต้องเสียใจทีหลัง
 ~quotes about Attitude by

   Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
 ~funny south park quote by

   The process of writing has something infinite about it. Even though it is interrupted each night, it is one single notation.
 ~saying on Writing by Elias Canetti

   When our vices desert us, we flatter ourselves that we are deserting our vices.
 ~funny south park quote by Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   I have woven a parachute out of everything broken.
 ~south park by William Stafford

   If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace
 ~sayings about south park by Hamilton Fish

   If you worry about what might be, and wonder what might have been, you will ignore what is.
 ~quotes about Living by Author Unknown

   If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
 ~funny south park quote by Jack Nicholson

   So our human life but dies down to its root, and still puts forth its green blade to eternity.
 ~saying on Attitude by Henry David Thoreau, Walden

   Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay.
 ~funny south park quote by William Styron

   Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month. It is supposed that the continued use of the word pet to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical.
 ~south park by The McGill Red Herring

   There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them work.
 ~sayings about south park by Charlie Lau, 1982

   Mathematics is the supreme judge; from its decisions there is no appeal.
 ~quotes about Math by Tobias Dantzig

   The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work.
 ~funny south park quote by George Graham, 1997

   Women are the simple, and poets the superior, artisans of language... the intervention of grammarians is almost always bad.
 ~saying on Grammar by Rémy de Gourmont

   Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.
 ~funny south park quote by Charles Dickens

   The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you're the easiest person to fool.
 ~south park by Richard Feynman


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