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   For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
 ~quotes about Technology by Alice Kahn

   The better the gambler, the worse the man.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Publius Syrus

   The report of my death was an exaggeration.
 ~saying on Funny Quotes by Mark Twain

   Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961

   I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
 ~soccer by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate

   The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings.
 ~sayings about soccer by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it.
 ~quotes about Photography by Author Unknown

   Much of your pain is self-chosen
 ~funny soccer sayings by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

   Self-love seems so often unrequited.
 ~saying on Confidence by Anthony Powell

   Anger is one letter short of danger.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Author Unknown

   A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest
 ~soccer by Irish Proverb

   That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
 ~sayings about soccer by

   Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

   The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Author Unknown

   I fear three newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Napoleon

   They gave him a manger for a cradle, a carpenter's bench for a pulpit, thorns for a crown, and a cross for a throne. He took them and made them the very glory of his career.
 ~funny soccer sayings by W.E. Orchard

   To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting.
 ~soccer by Edmund Burke

   Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
 ~sayings about soccer by H.L. Mencken

   Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
 ~quotes about Exercise by Author Unknown

   It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here?
 ~funny soccer sayings by Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improvi

   Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
 ~saying on Kindness by Og Mandino

   In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves.
 ~soccer by Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988

   Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the pastLet it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go
 ~sayings about soccer by Brooks Atkinson

   There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Edith Wharton

   Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever
 ~funny soccer sayings by Author Unknown

   I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
 ~saying on Future by Albert Einstein

   Who lies for you will lie against you.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Bosnian Proverb

   Women belong in the house... and the Senate.
 ~soccer by Author Unknown

   I would sort out all the arguments and see which belonged to fear and which to creativeness. Other things being equal, I would make the decision which had the larger number of creative reasons on its side.
 ~sayings about soccer by Katharine Butler Hathaway

   The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
 ~quotes about Taxes by Will Rogers

   I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Casey Stengel, 1967

   Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?
 ~saying on Death by Leo Buscaglia

   God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
 ~funny soccer sayings by St. Augustine

   Those who lose dreaming are lost
 ~soccer by Aboriginal

   We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine.
 ~sayings about soccer by H.L. Mencken

   Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
 ~quotes about Anger by Hindu Proverb

   When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Indian Saying

   From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill
 ~saying on Freedom by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Your soul is all that you possess. Take it in hand and make something of it!
 ~funny soccer sayings by Martin H. Fischer

   All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
 ~soccer by Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin

   People haven't time to learn anything. They buy things ready-made in stores. But since there are no stores where you can buy friends, people no longer have friends.
 ~sayings about soccer by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
 ~quotes about Family by Margaret Mead

   The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Author Unknown

   Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 ~saying on History by Herodotus, The History of Herodotus

   Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
 ~funny soccer sayings by Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"

   Writers are not just people who sit down and write. They hazard themselves. Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.
 ~soccer by E.L. Doctorow

   Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
 ~sayings about soccer by Gene Hill

   There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
 ~quotes about Beauty by Gilbert Keith Chesterton

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

   Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
 ~saying on Happiness by Norm Papernick

   Life's too short for chess.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Henry James Byron, Our Boys, 1874

   Luxury... corrupts at once rich and poor, the rich by possession and the poor by covetousness.
 ~soccer by Rousseau, The Social Contract, 1762

   The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.
 ~sayings about soccer by Hannah Whitall Smith

   The tragedy of education is played in two scenes - incompetent pupils facing competent teachers and incompetent teachers facing competent pupils.
 ~quotes about Education by Martin H. Fischer

   Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Mark Twain, Following the Equator

   Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
 ~saying on Gossip by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, July 1735

   Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.
 ~funny soccer sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Like every good man, I strive for perfection, and, like every ordinary man, I have found that perfection is out of reach - but not the perfect suit.
 ~soccer by Edward Tivnan


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