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   Talk doesn't cook rice.
 ~quotes about Action by Chinese Proverb

   Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
 ~funny soccer saying by Albert Einstein

   I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.
 ~saying on Sanity by Author Unknown

   A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon
 ~funny soccer saying by Emma Stacey

   Climb the mountains and get their good tidingsNature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into treesThe winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves
 ~soccer by John Muir

   First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
 ~sayings about soccer by Branch Rickey

   If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
 ~quotes about Love by Michel de Montaigne

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
 ~funny soccer saying by Elbert Hubbard

   I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
 ~saying on Grandparents by Gene Perret

   I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
 ~funny soccer saying by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

   Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
 ~soccer by Ayn Rand

   Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
 ~sayings about soccer by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

   Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
 ~quotes about Family by Jane Howard

   Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.
 ~funny soccer saying by Anthony Holden

   Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
 ~saying on Age by Robert Southey, The Doctor

   Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
 ~funny soccer saying by Peter Ustinov

   Courage is knowing what not to fear.
 ~soccer by Plato

   He that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth, like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part in his own ink.
 ~sayings about soccer by John Ray

   The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
 ~quotes about Perseverance by Lucretius

   The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads.
 ~funny soccer saying by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958

   It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
 ~saying on Sex by Marge Piercy

   You must not know too much, or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and water-craft; a certain free margin, and even vagueness - perhaps ignorance, credulity - helps your enjoyment of these things...
 ~funny soccer saying by Walt Whitman, Specimen Days, Birds - And a Caution (Thank you, Corinne.)

   One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
 ~soccer by Will Durant

   If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law.
 ~sayings about soccer by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849

   Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
 ~quotes about Society by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

   We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ
 ~funny soccer saying by John Fiske

   The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
 ~saying on Jewelry by Salvador Dalí

   Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate.
 ~funny soccer saying by H.L. Mencken

   I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
 ~soccer by Arturo Toscanini

   Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic.
 ~sayings about soccer by Amanda Baxter

   They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
 ~quotes about Golf by Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players

   Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous.
 ~funny soccer saying by Lord Rosebery

   If you're going through hell, keep going
 ~saying on Adversity by Winston Churchill

   How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
 ~funny soccer saying by Woody Allen, Selections from the Allen Notebooks, Without Feathers, 1975

   Our country, right or wrongWhen right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right
 ~soccer by Carl Schurz

   One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
 ~sayings about soccer by Liz Smith

   If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
 ~quotes about Baseball by Dick Allen, on artificial turf, 1970

   Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
 ~funny soccer saying by Doug Larson

   Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
 ~saying on Politics by Charles Krauthammer

   I get by with a little help from my friends
 ~funny soccer saying by John Lennon

   No one knows what they'll do in a moment of crisis and hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
 ~soccer by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....?

   Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
 ~sayings about soccer by George Eliot

   If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Phyllis Battelle

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
 ~funny soccer saying by C.E. Cowman

   I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
 ~saying on Food by Woody Allen

   Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort which it brings.
 ~funny soccer saying by Walter Lippmann, A Preface to Morals, 1929

   There must be more to life than having everything!
 ~soccer by Maurice Sendak

   What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
 ~sayings about soccer by Author Unknown

   The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.
 ~quotes about Freedom by Adlai Stevenson, speech, New York City, 28 August 1952

   The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
 ~funny soccer saying by Dale Carnegie

   He that shuts love out, in turn shall be Shut out from love, and on her threshold lie, Howling in outer darkness
 ~saying on Romantic Quotes by Alfred, Lord Tennyson

   Patriotism is easy to understand in America - it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country
 ~funny soccer saying by Calvin Coolidge

   A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
 ~soccer by Napoleon

   A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
 ~sayings about soccer by George Jean Nathan

   The Cross is a gibbet - rather an odd thing to make use of as a talisman against bad luck, if that is how we regard it. Or is it, instead, a cynical reminder that Virtue usually gets pilloried whenever it makes one of its occasional appearances in this world?
 ~quotes about Religion by Denis Johnston, The Brazen Horn

   If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
 ~funny soccer saying by Abraham H. Maslow

   The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
 ~saying on Learning by Alvin Toffler

   Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden.
 ~funny soccer saying by Corrie ten Boom

   I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
 ~soccer by Stanley Baldwin


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