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   The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, In that case, there is no time to lose. Plant it this afternoon
 ~quotes about Maturity by Unknown

   The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan

   The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
 ~saying on Friendship by Elisabeth Foley

   There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Aeschylus

   The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
 ~sleeping by Sarah Brown

   I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Marsha Doble

   The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it.
 ~quotes about Speaking by Frank M. Garafola

   No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Terry Pratchett

   The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
 ~saying on Money by Jean-Paul Kauffmann

   A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Franz Kafka

   One thing you will always notice about great or successful men: They are always studying.
 ~sleeping by

   Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Henry David Thoreau

   Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
 ~quotes about Nature by Albert Einstein

   You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Henry Drummond

   Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
 ~saying on Smoking by Luis Buñuel

   Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or burglars. Accordingly they invent systems which make the future calculable, at least in its main outlines.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Bertrand Russell

   We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots
 ~sleeping by Charles F. Browne

   Perseverance is more Prevailing than violence and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together yield themselves up when taken little by little.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Plutarch

   If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you're going to be cockeyed today.
 ~quotes about Living by Author Unknown

   inspirations are like an image ,but dreams are like an obligation in the mind which overwhelms the mind
 ~funny sleeping quotes by chris

   Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
 ~saying on Compassion by Buddha

   I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Martin H. Fischer

   There is more to life than increasing its speed.
 ~sleeping by Mohandas K. Gandhi

   Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Author Unknown

   In general people experience their present naively, as it were, without being able to form an estimate of its contents; they have first to put themselves at a distance from it - the present, that is to say, must have become the past - before it can yield points of vantage from which to judge the future.
 ~quotes about Philosophical by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   All you have shall some day be given;
Therefore give now, that the season of giving
may be yours and not your inheritors.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Kahlil Gibran

   There is an itch in runners.
 ~saying on Running by Arnold Hano

   Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.
 ~sleeping by Jerry Seinfeld

   If you start to think about your physical or moral condition, you usually find that you are sick.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Proverbs in Prose

   In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak but for that you must have long legs. Aphorisms should be peaks, and those to whom they are addressed should be big and tall of stature.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Friedrich Nietzsche

   For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Georges Rouault

   Americans always try to do the right thing after they've tried everything else.
 ~saying on America by Winston Churchill

   A song has a few rights the same as ordinary citizens... if it happens to feel like flying where humans cannot fly... to scale mountains that are not there, who shall stop it?
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Charles Ives

   Instant availability without continuous presence is probably the best role a mother can play.
 ~sleeping by Lotte Bailyn

   Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.
 ~sayings about sleeping by George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

   Beauty is a radiance that originates from within and comes from inner security and strong character
 ~quotes about Celebrity by Jane Seymour

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Author Unknown

   Books support us in our solitude and keep us from being a burden to ourselves.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Jeremy Collier

   When we are alone on a starlit night, when by chance we see the migrating birds in autumn descending on a grove of junipers to rest and eat; when we see children in a moment when they are really children, when we know love in our own hearts; or when, like the Japanese poet, Basho, we hear an old frog land in a quiet pond with a solitary splash - at such times the awakening, the turning inside out of all values, the newness, the emptiness and the purity of vision that make themselves evident, all these provide a glimpse of the cosmic dance.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Thomas Merton

   Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
 ~sleeping by Charlotte Whitton

   We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Cary T. Grayson

   Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other
 ~quotes about Death by Francis Bacon

   There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Guy Almes

   To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
 ~saying on Golden Mean by Confucius, Analects

   Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by George Bernard Shaw, The Rejected Statement, Part I, The Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet, 1911

   There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
 ~sleeping by Joe Ryan

   We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Carl Sagan

   There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's
 ~quotes about Groundhog Day by Clyde Moore

   But fate ordains that dearest friends must part
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Edward Young

   All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say, Yo Goober! Where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
 ~saying on Vegetarianism by Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer Simpson

   Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Benjamin Franklin

   We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy.
 ~sleeping by Martin L. Gross, A Call for Revolution, 1993

   Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
 ~sayings about sleeping by Alfred Adler

   When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Jonathan Swift

   Isn't it amazing the way the future succeeds in creating an appropriate past?
 ~funny sleeping quotes by John Leonard

   My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
 ~saying on Happiness by Thornton Wilder

   Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny.
 ~funny sleeping quotes by Kathryn Carpenter

   There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!
 ~sleeping by Richard P. Feynman


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