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   Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Letters to Lucilius

   Sickness comes on horseback, but goes away on foot.
 ~funny simpson quotes by William C. Hazlitt

   A kind word never broke anyone's mouth.



 ~saying on Attitude by Irish Proverb

   When we are born, we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools.
 ~funny simpson quotes by William Shakespeare, King Lear

   The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
 ~simpson by

   Animals give me more pleasure through the viewfinder of a camera than they ever did in the crosshairs of a gunsight. And after I've finished shooting, my unharmed victims are still around for others to enjoy. I have developed a deep respect for animals. I consider them fellow living creatures with certain rights that should not be violated any more than those of humans.
 ~sayings about simpson by Jimmy Stewart

   Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 ~quotes about Effort by Will Rogers

   Better a thousand times careful than once dead.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Proverb

   A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
 ~saying on Golf by Author Unknown

   God waits to win back his own flowers as gifts from man's hands.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Rabindranath Tagore, Stray Birds, 1916

   No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.
 ~simpson by Brendan Francis

   Everything in creation has its appointed painter or poet and remains in bondage like the princess in the fairy tale 'til its appropriate liberator comes to set it free.
 ~sayings about simpson by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I only remember two kisses - the first and the last. The first, with my love and the last, with death. The first brought happiness and the last relief
 ~quotes about Death by Srijit Prabhakaran

   When I split an infinitive, god damn it, I split it so it stays split.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Raymond Chandler

   Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it
 ~saying on Motivation by Winston Churchill

   It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed their kind.
 ~funny simpson quotes by George Bernard Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists

   Nothing can be more readily disproved than the old saw, You can't keep a good man down. Most human societies have been beautifully organized to keep good men down.
 ~simpson by John W. Gardner

   Every job should bring us three rewards: money, friends, and experience.
 ~sayings about simpson by

   When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
 ~quotes about Age by Hugo L. Black

   Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Bill Maher

   I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
 ~saying on Dogs by Rita Rudner

   Generation Gap: A chasm, amorphously situated in time and space, that separates those who have grown up absurd from those who will, with luck, grow up absurd.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Bernard Rosenberg, Dictionary for the Disenchanged, 1972

   Bach opens a vista to the universe. After experiencing him, people feel there is meaning to life after all.
 ~simpson by Helmut Walcha

   Love your country. Your country is the land where your parents sleep, where is spoken that language in which the chosen of your heart, blushing, whispered the first word of love; it is the home that God has given you that by striving to perfect yourselves therein you may prepare to ascend to him.
 ~sayings about simpson by Giuseppe Mazzini

   Epigram and truth are rarely commensurate. Truth has to get somewhat chiseled, as it were, before it will fit into an epigram.
 ~quotes about Quotations by Joseph Farrell

   The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
 ~funny simpson quotes by

   Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
 ~saying on Religion by Douglas Adams

   Seen from this vantage point, the preoccupied fans below sometimes suggest a huddled, uncomplaining horde of immigrants stuffed into steerage on some endless voyage toward better luck-not an inappropriate image if we remind ourselves that this famous rustbucket, the good ship Cubbie, last dropped anchor in the shining harbor of the World Series in 1945
 ~funny simpson quotes by Roger Angell in Fortuity

   To love at all is to be vulnerable
 ~simpson by C.S. Lewis

   Things of the spirit differ from things material in that the more you give the more you have.
 ~sayings about simpson by Christopher Morley

   It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Lucille Ball

   Great art picks up where nature ends.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Marc Chagall

   There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.
 ~saying on Gossip by F.H. Bradley, Aphorisms

   A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Mae West

   It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
 ~simpson by Alfred Adler

   Four freedoms: The first is freedom of speech and expression - everywhere in the world. The second is freedom of everyone to worship God in his own way, everywhere in the world. The third is freedom from want . . . everywhere in the world. The fourth is freedom from fear . . . anywhere in the world
 ~sayings about simpson by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Elbert Hubbard, The Notebook, 1927

   You are what you think. You are what you go for. You are what you do
 ~funny simpson quotes by Bob Richards

   The cat is above all things, a dramatist.
 ~saying on Cats by Margaret Benson

   There is just one life for each of us: our own.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Euripides

   The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.
 ~simpson by Confucius

   How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?
 ~sayings about simpson by Author Unknown

   God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
 ~quotes about Religion by Voltaire

   How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard
 ~funny simpson quotes by Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie

   Dreams pass in time
 ~saying on Dreams by

   All drugs of any interest to any moderately intelligent person in America are now illegal.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Thomas Szasz

   Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
 ~simpson by Henry Louis Mencken, Sententiae, This and That: A Mencken Chrestomathy, 1948

   The word good has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
 ~sayings about simpson by G.K. Chesterton

   Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
 ~quotes about Opportunities by Author Unknown

   Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Nothing like a nighttime stroll to give you ideas.
 ~saying on Walking by J.K. Rowling, The Egg and The Eye, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the characte

   You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Joseph Joubert

   A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy
 ~simpson by George Jean Nathan

   While we ourselves are the living graves of murdered beasts, how can we expect any ideal conditions on this earth?
 ~sayings about simpson by George Bernard Shaw

   Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
 ~quotes about Goodbye by Richard Bach

   For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Richard P. Feynman

   If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
 ~saying on Happiness by Edith Wharton

   The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
 ~funny simpson quotes by Arnold Toynbee

   I like the word indolence. It makes my laziness seem classy.
 ~simpson by Bern Williams


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