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   I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
 ~quotes about Insults by Groucho Marx

   Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky
 ~funny short saying by Fran Lebowitz

   I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death
 ~saying on Death by Patrick Henry

   The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.
 ~funny short saying by Jacqueline Schiff

   To my mind, the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body.
 ~short by Mahatma Gandhi

   The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
 ~sayings about short by Aldous Huxley

   The mere chink of cups and saucers tunes the mind to happy repose.
 ~quotes about Tea by George Gissing, The Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft

   Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him
 ~funny short saying by Albert Schweitzer

   A leader leads by example, whether he intends to or not.
 ~saying on Leadership by Author Unknown

   The winds that blow through the wide sky in these mounts, the winds that sweep from Canada to Mexico, from the Pacific to the Atlantic - have always blown on free men.
 ~funny short saying by Franklin D. Roosevelt

   Beauty in the flesh will continue to rule the world.
 ~short by Florenz Ziegfeld

   One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.
 ~sayings about short by George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

   As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.
 ~quotes about Mistakes by Mel Brooks

   Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight.
 ~funny short saying by Josh Billings

   We must care for each other more, and tax each other less.
 ~saying on Taxes by Bill Archer

   The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
 ~funny short saying by Charles Du Bos

   The war between being and nothingness is the underlying illness of the twentieth century. Boredom slays more of existence than war.
 ~short by Norman Mailer

   What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
 ~sayings about short by Samuel Hoffenstein

   Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
 ~quotes about Age by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.
 ~funny short saying by Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love

   A true friend is the greatest possesion.
 ~saying on Friendship by Ben Franklin

   Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf
 ~funny short saying by Gene Perret

   The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.
 ~short by Samuel Butler

   There is more difference within the sexes than between them.
 ~sayings about short by Ivy Compton-Burnett, Mother and Son

   Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
 ~quotes about Friendship by Charles Caleb Colton

   Adversity is like a strong windIt tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are
 ~funny short saying by Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha

   If you came and you found a strange man... teaching your kids to punch each other, or trying to sell them all kinds of products, you'd kick him right out of the house, but here you are; you come in and the TV is on, and you don't think twice about it.
 ~saying on Television by Jerome Singer

   Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
 ~funny short saying by Hart Crane

   My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe.
 ~short by Faye Moskowitz

   Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
 ~sayings about short by H.L. Mencken

   It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Kent Nerburn, Letters to My Son: Reflections on Becoming a Man, 1994

   Most people wish to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
 ~funny short saying by Author Unknown

   If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice
 ~saying on Thanksgiving Day by Meister Eckhart

   When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
 ~funny short saying by Frederike Ryder

   DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY
 ~short by Korn

   There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being.
 ~sayings about short by Buddha

   If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
 ~quotes about Education by Cornelius Vanderbilt

   Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.
 ~funny short saying by Martin Amis

   Every child begins the world again....
 ~saying on Baby by Henry David Thoreau

   The indifference, callousness and contempt that so many people exhibit toward animals is evil first because it results in great suffering in animals, and second because it results in an incalculably great impoverishment of the human spirit. All education should be directed toward the refinement of the individual's sensibilities in relation not only to one's fellow humans everywhere, but to all things whatsoever.
 ~funny short saying by Ashley Montague

   If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
 ~short by Richard Preston

   Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
 ~sayings about short by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard

   Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks
 ~quotes about Baseball by Bobby Murcer

   There's opportunity in poker.... If Horace Greeley were alive today, his advice wouldn't be Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. Instead, he'd point to that deck of cards on table and say, Shuffle up and deal.
 ~funny short saying by Lou Krieger

   A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.
 ~saying on Light by Author Unknown

   Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough
 ~funny short saying by Jonathan Woodgate

   That which is striking and beautiful is not always good, but that which is good is always beautiful.
 ~short by Ninon de L'Enclos

   In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
 ~sayings about short by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Sweet childish days, that were as long,As twenty days are now.
 ~quotes about Childhood by William Wordsworth, To a Butterfly

   Laughter sets the spirit free to move through even the most tragic of circumstances. It helps us shake our heads clear, get our feet back under us, restoring our sense of balance and purpose. Humor is integral to our peace of mind and to our ability to go beyond survival
 ~funny short saying by Captain Gerald Coffee POW in Vietnam for seven years

   Women.... Who made 'em? God must have been a... genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
 ~saying on Hair by Bo Goldman, The Start of an Education,made popular by the movie Scent of a Woman

   Joy is a flower that blooms when you do.
 ~funny short saying by Author Unknown

   Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
 ~short by Bill Veeck, 1975

   You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going
 ~sayings about short by P. J. O'Rourke

   Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.
 ~quotes about Appearance by Jean Cocteau

   The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
 ~funny short saying by Max Stirner, The Ego and His Own

   No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth
 ~saying on Missing You by Robert Southey

   Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing.
 ~funny short saying by John F. Kennedy

   The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.
 ~short by Author Unknown


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