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   A morning without coffee is like sleep.
 ~quotes about Caffeine by Author Unknown

   No news is good news. No journalists is even better.
 ~funny shirt saying by Nicolas Bentley

   Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.
 ~saying on Spring by W. Earl Hall

   Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while you could miss it.
 ~funny shirt saying by From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

   Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker
 ~shirt by Author Unknown

   Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
 ~sayings about shirt by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   We cannot carry our father's corpse with us everywhere we go.
 ~quotes about Living by Guillaume Apollinaire, The Cubist Painters, 1913

   Mistress: something between a mister and a mattress.
 ~funny shirt saying by Author Unknown

   Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
 ~saying on Sex by Alexander Woollcott

   Among my most prized possessions are words that I have never spoken.
 ~funny shirt saying by Orson Rega Card

   I cannot forget my mother. [S]he is my bridge. When I needed to get across, she steadied herself long enough for me to run across safely.
 ~shirt by Renita Weems

   Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
 ~sayings about shirt by Judith >"'<

   Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy to what is under him?
 ~quotes about Environment by Pierre Troubetzkoy

   I would not exchange my leisure hours for all the wealth in the world.
 ~funny shirt saying by Comte de Mirabeau

   Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
 ~saying on Personality by

   The happiest hours of mankind are recorded on the blank pages of history.
 ~funny shirt saying by Thomas Carlyle, Life of Frederick the Great

   I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school.
 ~shirt by Author Unknown

   What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.
 ~sayings about shirt by Joseph Joubert

   Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day.
 ~quotes about Yoga by Carol Krucoff

   We need an America with the wisdom of experienceBut we must not let America grow old in spirit
 ~funny shirt saying by Hubert H. Humphrey

   Do not put your faith in what statistics say until you have carefully considered what they do not say.
 ~saying on Statistics by William W. Watt

   The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.
 ~funny shirt saying by Sydney J. Harris

   For every fact there is an infinity of hypotheses.
 ~shirt by Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 1974

   Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality.
 ~sayings about shirt by Charles Chaplin, My Autobiography, 1964

   A man should never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Alexander Pope, in Swift, Miscellanies

   I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
 ~funny shirt saying by Bella Abzug

   No rage is equal to the rage of a contented right-thinking man when he is confronted in the marketplace by an idea which belongs in the pulpit.
 ~saying on Religion by Thurman W. Arnold

   A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
 ~funny shirt saying by Paul Valery

   The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely
 ~shirt by Ted Williams

   If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
 ~sayings about shirt by Lily Tomlin

   The first and highest law must be the love of man to man. Homo homini Deus est - this is the supreme practical maxim, this is the turning point of the world's History.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity

   For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a table which we did not spread. The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet.... Shall we think of the day as a chance to come nearer to our Host, and to find out something of Him who has fed us so long?
 ~funny shirt saying by Rebecca Harding Davis

   The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
 ~saying on Personality by Buddha

   Women should be obscene and not heard.
 ~funny shirt saying by Groucho Marx

   Courage is a peculiar kind of fear.
 ~shirt by Charles Kennedy

   To waste, to destroy our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them amplified and developed.
 ~sayings about shirt by Theodore Roosevelt, seventh annual message, 3 December 1907

   When at night you cannot sleep, talk to the Shepherd and stop counting sheep.
 ~quotes about Prayer by Author Unknown

   America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
 ~funny shirt saying by Bobcat Goldthwaite

   Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 ~saying on Age by Author Unknown

   There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
 ~funny shirt saying by Josh Billings

   I believe in the imagination. What I cannot see is infinitely more important than what I can see.
 ~shirt by Duane Michals, Real Dreams

   If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
 ~sayings about shirt by Voltaire

   It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by Buddha

   Fields can lie fallow, but we can't; we have less time.
 ~funny shirt saying by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Let's not become so worried about not offending anybody that we lose the ability to distinguish between respect and paranoia.
 ~saying on Language by Larry King, about political correctness, How to Talk to Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere: The Secrets of Go

   For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
 ~funny shirt saying by Mabel Maney

   When truth is divided, errors multiply.
 ~shirt by Eli Siegel, Damned Welcome

   Physics is geometric proof on steroids.
 ~sayings about shirt by S. Sachs

   Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
 ~quotes about Happiness by

   After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
 ~funny shirt saying by Helen Rowland

   A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
 ~saying on Marriage by Joey Adams

   You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out.
 ~funny shirt saying by Martha Graham

   If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
 ~shirt by Dave Barry

   A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done.
 ~sayings about shirt by Author Unknown

   Advertising is an environmental striptease for a world of abundance.
 ~quotes about Advertising by Marshall McLuhan, introduction to Wilson Bryan Key, Subliminal Seduction: Ad Media's Manipulation of

   The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened.
 ~funny shirt saying by Peter Berger

   Barbarism is needed every four or five hundred years to bring the world back to life. Otherwise it would die of civilization.
 ~saying on Civilization by Edmond and Jules de Goncourt, Journal, 3 September 1855

   We are spirits clad in veils.
 ~funny shirt saying by Christopher P. Cranch

   It is such a secret place, the land of tears.
 ~shirt by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Little Prince


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