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   Baseball fans are junkies, and their heroin is the statistic.
 ~quotes about Baseball by Robert S. Wieder

   Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
 ~funny sex saying by Leo Buscaglia

   The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Raymond Duncan

   Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence.
 ~funny sex saying by Author Unknown

   A man's soul may be buried and perish under a dungheap or in a furrow of the field, just as well as under a pile of money.
 ~sex by Nathaniel Hawthorne

   I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
 ~sayings about sex by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

   Readjusting is a painful process, but most of us need it at one time or another.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Arthur Christopher Benson

   The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
 ~funny sex saying by G.K. Chesterton

   For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
 ~saying on Technology by Alice Kahn

   The better the gambler, the worse the man.
 ~funny sex saying by Publius Syrus

   The report of my death was an exaggeration.
 ~sex by Mark Twain

   Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.
 ~sayings about sex by Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961

   I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.
 ~quotes about Politics by Clarie Sargent, Arizona senatorial candidate

   The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings.
 ~funny sex saying by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   You don't take a photograph. You ask, quietly, to borrow it.
 ~saying on Photography by Author Unknown

   Much of your pain is self-chosen
 ~funny sex saying by Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet, 1923

   Self-love seems so often unrequited.
 ~sex by Anthony Powell

   Anger is one letter short of danger.
 ~sayings about sex by Author Unknown

   A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest
 ~quotes about Mothers Day by Irish Proverb

   That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
 ~funny sex saying by

   Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her.
 ~saying on Marriage by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

   The trouble with using experience as a guide is that the final exam often comes first and then the lesson.
 ~funny sex saying by Author Unknown

   I fear three newspapers more than a hundred thousand bayonets.
 ~sex by Napoleon

   They gave him a manger for a cradle, a carpenter's bench for a pulpit, thorns for a crown, and a cross for a throne. He took them and made them the very glory of his career.
 ~sayings about sex by W.E. Orchard

   To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Edmund Burke

   Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.
 ~funny sex saying by H.L. Mencken

   Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
 ~saying on Exercise by Author Unknown

   It is the safest of times, it is the riskiest of times.... What the Dickens is going on here?
 ~funny sex saying by Denton Morrison, on chemicals, technology, and risk, quoted in National Academy of Sciences, Improvi

   Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again.
 ~sex by Og Mandino

   In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
 ~sayings about sex by Martin H. Fischer

   Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves.
 ~quotes about Teenagers by Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988

   Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the pastLet it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go
 ~funny sex saying by Brooks Atkinson

   There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul.
 ~saying on Friendship by Edith Wharton

   Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever
 ~funny sex saying by Author Unknown

   I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
 ~sex by Albert Einstein

   Who lies for you will lie against you.
 ~sayings about sex by Bosnian Proverb

   Women belong in the house... and the Senate.
 ~quotes about Feminism by Author Unknown

   I would sort out all the arguments and see which belonged to fear and which to creativeness. Other things being equal, I would make the decision which had the larger number of creative reasons on its side.
 ~funny sex saying by Katharine Butler Hathaway

   The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
 ~saying on Taxes by Will Rogers

   I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks in batting practice.
 ~funny sex saying by Casey Stengel, 1967

   Ancient Egyptians believed that upon death they would be asked two questions and their answers would determine whether they could continue their journey in the afterlife. The first question was, "Did you bring joy?" The second was, "Did you find joy?
 ~sex by Leo Buscaglia

   God loves each of us as if there were only one of us.
 ~sayings about sex by St. Augustine

   Those who lose dreaming are lost
 ~quotes about Dreams by Aboriginal

   We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine.
 ~funny sex saying by H.L. Mencken

   Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
 ~saying on Anger by Hindu Proverb

   When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.
 ~funny sex saying by Indian Saying

   From the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring. From the mighty mountains of New York, let freedom ring. From the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania, let freedom ring ... Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill
 ~sex by Martin Luther King Jr.

   Your soul is all that you possess. Take it in hand and make something of it!
 ~sayings about sex by Martin H. Fischer

   All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
 ~quotes about Humorous by Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin

   People haven't time to learn anything. They buy things ready-made in stores. But since there are no stores where you can buy friends, people no longer have friends.
 ~funny sex saying by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard

   Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
 ~saying on Family by Margaret Mead

   The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.
 ~funny sex saying by Author Unknown

   Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects.
 ~sex by Herodotus, The History of Herodotus

   Have not I myself known five hundred living soldiers sabred into crows' meat for a piece of glazed cotton, which they call their flag; which had you sold it at any market-cross, would not have brought above three groschen?
 ~sayings about sex by Thomas Carlyle, "Sartor Resartus"

   Writers are not just people who sit down and write. They hazard themselves. Every time you compose a book your composition of yourself is at stake.
 ~quotes about Writing by E.L. Doctorow

   Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
 ~funny sex saying by Gene Hill

   There is a road from the eye to the heart that does not go through the intellect.
 ~saying on Beauty by Gilbert Keith Chesterton

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~funny sex saying by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

   Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
 ~sex by Norm Papernick


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