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   I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
 ~quotes about Brothers by Author Unknown

   My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, You're tearing up the grass. We're not raising grass, Dad would reply. We're raising boys.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Harmon Killebrew

   If I knew something that would serve my country but would harm mankind, I would never reveal it; for I am a citizen of humanity first and by necessity, and a citizen of France second, and only by accident.
 ~saying on Patriotism by Montesquieu

   I will lift up mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-coloured, king-sized three deckers, which put you to sleep, wake you up, stimulate and soothe you all in one. It is an age of pills.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Malcolm Muggeridge

   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
 ~sticker by Elbert Hubbard

   You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
 ~sayings about sticker by Jeanette Rankin

   I just want to get a Ph.D. in love.
 ~quotes about Love by Barbara De Angelis

   Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Punishment is now unfashionable... because it creates moral distinctions among men, which, to the democratic mind, are odious. We prefer a meaningless collective guilt to a meaningful individual responsibility.
 ~saying on Justice by Thomas Szasz

   Photography deals exquisitely with appearances, but nothing is what it appears to be.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Duane Michals

   The historian reports to us, not events themselves, but the impressions they have made on him.
 ~sticker by Heinrich von Sybel

   It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
 ~sayings about sticker by Bruce McCall

   There are children playing in the streets who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by J. Robert Oppenheimer

   If you’re not enthusiastic about your job you are in the wrong job. If at all possible change it.
 ~funny sayings sticker by

   Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
 ~saying on Men by Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1899

   Do not despair, every new born baby is a potential prophet
 ~funny sayings sticker by RD Laing

   If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them!
 ~sticker by Author unknown, as seen on a button

   Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. It is wholesome and bracing for the mind to have its faculties kept on the stretch.
 ~sayings about sticker by Augustus Hare

   Only that day dawns to which we are awake.
 ~quotes about Carpe Diem by Henry David Thoreau

   You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Attributed to both Golda Meir and Indira Gandhi

   It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
 ~saying on Ignorance by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Rudyard Kipling

   To leave footprints on the sands of time, wear work shoes.
 ~sticker by

   We didn't starve, but we didn't eat chicken unless we were sick, or the chicken was.
 ~sayings about sticker by Bernard Malamud

   Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going
 ~quotes about Motivation by Unknown

   As the poet said, only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Woody Allen

   I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends.
 ~saying on Sisters by James Boswell

   I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn
 ~funny sayings sticker by A Chieftan from Nigeria

   A mind always employed is always happyThis is the true secret, the grand recipe, for felicity
 ~sticker by Thomas Jefferson

   When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.
 ~sayings about sticker by Charles Anderson Dana

   Children, don't speak so coarsely, said Mr. Webster, who had a vague notion that some supervision should be exercised over his daughters' speech, and that a line should be drawn, but never knew quite when to draw it. He had allowed his daughters to use his library without restraint, and nothing is more fatal to maidenly delicacy of speech than the run of a good library.
 ~quotes about Language by Robertson Davies, Tempest Tost

   If my devils are to leave me, I am afraid my angels will take flight as well.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Rainer Maria Rilke, on leaving psychotherapy

   We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
 ~saying on Responsibility by Bill Maher

   The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him?
 ~funny sayings sticker by Martin H. Fischer

   Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.
 ~sticker by Barbara De Angelis

   Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
 ~sayings about sticker by Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

   One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop
 ~quotes about Housewarming by G.M. Weilacher

   Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty
 ~funny sayings sticker by Louis D. Brandeis

   A man that should call everything by its right name would hardly pass the streets without being knocked down as a common enemy.
 ~saying on Manners by Lord Halifax

   Old as she was, she still missed her daddy sometimes
 ~funny sayings sticker by Gloria Naylor

   A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
 ~sticker by Author Unknown

   Nonviolence is about speaking the whole complicated truth, the truth of our rage, the truth of our longing, the truth of our tears and our laughter, the truth of our smallest fears and our grandest dreams
 ~sayings about sticker by Pam McAllister

   I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
 ~quotes about Celebrity by Groucho Marx

   The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them
 ~funny sayings sticker by Bernard M. Baruch

   Nothing is so strong as gentleness,
and nothing is so gentle as true strength.
 ~saying on Attitude by Ralph Sockman

   Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Dale Carnegie

   [M]ovie-making is the process of turning money into light. All they have at the end of the day is images flickering on a wall.
 ~sticker by John Boorman, Money into Light, 1985

   Give all to love; obey thy heart.
 ~sayings about sticker by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I couldn't help but say to [Mr. Gorbachev], just think how easy his task and mine might be in these meetings that we held if suddenly there was a threat to this world from another planet[We'd] find out once and for all that we really are all human beings
 ~quotes about Patriot Day by Ronald Reagan, 1985

   Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Author Unknown

   America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
 ~saying on America by Laurence J. Peter

   A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
 ~funny sayings sticker by James I of England, A Counterblaste to Tobacco, 1604

   I am sure that nothing has such a decisive influence upon a man's course as his personal appearance, and not so much his appearance as his belief in its attractiveness or unattractiveness.
 ~sticker by Leo Tolstoy

   In an earlier stage of our development most human groups held to a tribal ethic. Members of the tribe were protected, but people of other tribes could be robbed or killed as one pleased. Gradually the circle of protection expanded, but as recently as 150 years ago we did not include blacks. So African human beings could be captured, shipped to America and sold. In Australia white settlers regarded Aborigines as a pest and hunted them down, much as kangaroos are hunted down today. Just as we have progressed beyond the blatantly racist ethic of the era of slavery and colonialism, so we must now progress beyond the speciesist ethic of the era of factory farming, of the use of animals as mere research tools, of whaling, seal hunting, kangaroo slaughter and the destruction of wilderness. We must take the final step in expanding the circle of ethics.
 ~sayings about sticker by Pete Singer

   Keep your words soft and tender because tomorrow you may have to eat them.
 ~quotes about Speaking by Author Unknown

   An artist cannot talk about his art any more than a plant can discuss horticulture.
 ~funny sayings sticker by Jean Cocteau, Newsweek, 16 May 1955

   Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
 ~saying on Advertising by Stephen Butler Leacock, quoted in Michael Jackman, Crown's Book of Political Quotations, 1982

   A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it
 ~funny sayings sticker by Helen Rowland

   Living is being born slowly. It would be a little too easy if we could borrow ready-made souls.
 ~sticker by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942


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