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   Creativity arises out of the tension between spontaneity and limitations, the latter (like the river banks) forcing the spontaneity into the various forms which are essential to the work of art or poem
 ~quotes about Creativity by Rollo May

   What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
 ~funny sayings quote by George Eliot

   Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
 ~saying on Gambling by From the movie The Color of Money

   Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee, and do not try to make the universe a blind alley.
 ~funny sayings quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   If everybody contemplates the infinite instead of fixing the drains, many of us will die of cholera.
 ~funny by John Rich

   Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything
 ~sayings about funny by Katherine Hepburn

   A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.
 ~quotes about Death by Thomas Mann

   Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.
 ~funny sayings quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there is no God.
 ~saying on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~funny sayings quote by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   See love is not who you can live with it's the one you can't live without.
 ~funny by

   Be ready when opportunity comes. Luck is the time when preparation and opportunity meet.
 ~sayings about funny by Roy D. Chapin, Jr.

   With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

   Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.
 ~funny sayings quote by Eric Hoffer, Passionate State of Mind, 1955

   Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end
 ~saying on Anniversaries by Author Unknown

   Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.
 ~funny sayings quote by St. Augustine

   We are not who we are because of our abilities...
We are who we are because of our choices....
 ~funny by

   My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character
 ~sayings about funny by Charles Barkley

   Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
 ~quotes about Education by John Dewey

   The first attribute that characterizes the greater man from the moron is his thicker layer of inhibition.
 ~funny sayings quote by Martin H. Fischer

   It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit to forgive them for having witnessed your own.
 ~saying on Mistakes by Jessamyn West

   We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness
 ~funny sayings quote by David Weatherford

   Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
 ~funny by Hugh Miller, Snow on the Wind

   Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
 ~sayings about funny by Helen Rowland

   Every American child should grow up knowing a second language, preferably English.
 ~quotes about Language by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success
 ~funny sayings quote by Ingrid Bergman

   Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers.
 ~saying on Humor by Leo Rosten

   Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 ~funny sayings quote by Jim Fiebig

   America is the best half-educated country in the world.
 ~funny by Nicholas Murray Butler

   Some pursue happiness, others create it.
 ~sayings about funny by Author Unknown

   Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each otherPerhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by Katherine Hepburn

   The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
 ~funny sayings quote by Author Unknown

   The darkest hour has only sixty minutes
 ~saying on Adversity by Morris Mandel

   He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
 ~funny sayings quote by Mae West

   If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
 ~funny by Anatole France

   To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go
 ~sayings about funny by Mary Oliver

   Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by Hedrick Smith

   For the rubble of history, which is undigested and therefore goes on blindly, does not lie so thickly on the ground as in our own consciousness.
 ~funny sayings quote by Herbert Lüthy

   Thrift built not only fortunes, but also men. One of the best character builders is saving. Be just before you are generous.
 ~saying on Financial by

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
 ~funny sayings quote by Jonathan Carroll, Outside the Dog Museum

   Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
 ~funny by Henry David Thoreau

   To criticize another race or another natural creation is to criticize god who made them.
 ~sayings about funny by

   Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun
 ~quotes about Valentine's Day by Author Unknown

   I have found some of the best reasons I ever had for remaining at the bottom simply by looking at the men at the top.
 ~funny sayings quote by Frank Moore Colby

   Every human being has... an attendant spirit.... If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do.
 ~saying on Integrity by Lydia M. Child

   Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease.
 ~funny sayings quote by Roul Turley

   If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give
 ~funny by George MacDonald

   The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes - ah, that is where the art resides!
 ~sayings about funny by Artur Schnabel

   The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people.
 ~quotes about War by Gerome Gragni and James Rado, 1967

   What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
 ~funny sayings quote by Voltaire

   I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.
 ~saying on Listening by Charles C. Finn

   Anger is momentary madness, so control your passion or it will control you.
 ~funny sayings quote by Horace, Epistles

   A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
 ~funny by Henry Wheeler Shaw

   There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.
 ~sayings about funny by Pearl Bailey

   If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
 ~quotes about Success by Author Unknown

   A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
 ~funny sayings quote by John Tudor

   Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
 ~saying on Health by Tommy Smothers

   Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
 ~funny sayings quote by C.C. Colton

   There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self.
 ~funny by Aldous Huxley


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