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   With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well too
 ~quotes about Money by Yiddish Proverb

   A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.
 ~funny sayings for msn by John B. Priestly

   There is nothing so desperately monotonous as the sea, and I no longer wonder at the cruelty of pirates.
 ~saying on Water by James Russell Lowell

   History begins in novel and ends in essay.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   All of us learn to write by the second grade, then most of us go on to other things.
 ~msn by Bobby Knight, on reporters

   Dare to reach out your hand into the darkness, to pull another hand into the light
 ~sayings about msn by Norman B. Rice

   There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.
 ~quotes about Environment by Mohandas K. Gandhi

   Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
 ~funny sayings for msn by John Barrymore

   Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
 ~saying on College by Will Rogers

   Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Mark Twain

   I think your whole life shows in your face and you should be proud of that.
 ~msn by Lauren Bacall

   I often pray, though I'm not really sure Anyone's listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He's literary.
 ~sayings about msn by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
 ~quotes about Love by Author Unknown

   If you want to kill time, try working it to death.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Sam Levonson

   Are you lonely? Stretch a hand to one unfriended and your loneliness is ended.
 ~saying on Friendship by

   No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined." - Paul Gallico through hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball
 ~funny sayings for msn by Pete Rose

   Your encouraging smile can escort others beyond the wearisome mile.
 ~msn by Jose B. Cabajar

   Staying with people consists in your not having your own way, and their not having theirs.
 ~sayings about msn by Maarten Maartens

   Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
 ~quotes about Success by Joe Paterno

   During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Mickey Mantle, 1970

   Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.
 ~saying on Attitude by Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

   Books, not which afford us a cowering enjoyment, but in which each thought is of unusual daring; such as an idle man cannot read, and a timid one would not be entertained by, which even make us dangerous to existing institution - such call I good books.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Henry David Thoreau

   What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
 ~msn by Woody Allen

   To be obliged to beg our daily happiness from others bespeaks a more lamentable poverty than that of him who begs his daily bread.
 ~sayings about msn by Charles Caleb Colton

   The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.
 ~quotes about Censorship by Walt Whitman

   What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Joseph Joubert

   We always prefer war on our own terms to peace on someone else's.
 ~saying on Kindness by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, Identity Crisis, M*A*S*H

   Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
 ~msn by

   Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
 ~sayings about msn by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star.
 ~quotes about Night by Lucy Maud Montgomery

   If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
 ~funny sayings for msn by Milton Berle

   First we are children to our parents, then parents to our children, then parents to our parents, then children to our children.
 ~saying on Generations by Milton Greenblatt

   The truest courage is not on the battlefield, but in every day tasks, that test our will power to overcome boredom, drudgery and obstacles.
 ~funny sayings for msn by

   All that the historians give us are little oases in the desert of time, and we linger fondly in these, forgetting the vast tracks between one and another that were trodden by the weary generations of men.
 ~msn by John Alfred Spender, The Comments of Bagshot

   In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.
 ~sayings about msn by Author Unknown

   Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
 ~quotes about Age by Don Marquis

   Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Ben Hogan

   Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
 ~saying on Feminism by Timothy Leary

   I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet
 ~funny sayings for msn by David Beckham

   Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
 ~msn by Swedish Proverb

   What makes you think that human beings are sentient and aware? There's no evidence for it. Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told - and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their beliefs. The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is a self-congratulatory delusion.
 ~sayings about msn by Michael Crichton, The Lost World

   In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
 ~funny sayings for msn by

   Jealousy is an awkward homage which inferiority renders to merit.
 ~saying on Jealousy by Mme. de Puixieux

   Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

   I have heard that nothing gives an Author so great Pleasure, as to find his Works respectfully quoted by other learned Authors.
 ~msn by Benjamin Franklin, Preface, Poor Richard Improved, wording verified by Respectfully Quoted

   Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
 ~sayings about msn by Jessamyn West

   If people are coming to work excited . . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly . . . if they're having fun . . . if they're concentrating doing things, rather than preparing reports and going to meetings - then somewhere you have leaders
 ~quotes about Entertainment by Robert Townsend

   I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Ben Crenshaw

   Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
 ~saying on Civilization by Bennett Cerf

   A good example has twice the value of good advice.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Author Unknown

   To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.
 ~msn by J.B. Priestley, The Good Companions, 1928

   True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
 ~sayings about msn by Arthur Ashe

   The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
 ~quotes about Music by Oliver Herford

   With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Notebook L, Aphorisms

   If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
 ~saying on Philosophical by Stanislaw J. Lec

   Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue.
 ~funny sayings for msn by Andre Gide

   Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
 ~msn by Mark Twain


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