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   Few minds wear out; more rust out.
 ~quotes about Thinking by Christian N. Bovee

   It was subtle of God to learn Greek when he wished to become an author - and not to learn it better.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886

   I believe in poker the way I believe in the American Dream. Poker is good for you. It enriches the soul, sharpens the intellect, heals the spirit, and - when played well, nourishes the wallet.
 ~saying on Poker by Lou Krieger

   There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Virginia Woolf

   My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.
 ~sign by Tupac Shakur

   Your hopes, dreams and aspirations are legitimate. They are trying to take you airborne, above the clouds, above the storms, if you only let them
 ~sayings about sign by William James

   Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.
 ~quotes about Solitude by Marcus Aurelius

   We can in fact only define a weed, mutatis mutandis, in terms of the well-known definition of dirt - as matter out of place. What we call a weed is in fact merely a plant growing where we do not want it.
 ~funny sayings and sign by E.J. Salisbury, The Living Garden, 1935

   Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all thingsIt was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased
 ~saying on Labor Day by Adam Smith

   The phrase working mother is redundant.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Jane Sellman

   I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
 ~sign by Author Unknown

   People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.
 ~sayings about sign by Douglas Yates

   To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
 ~quotes about Attitude by George Santayana

   We have produced a world of contented bodies and discontented minds.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Adam Clayton Powell, Keep the Faith, Baby!, 1967

   Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
 ~saying on Humor by Francis Bacon

   We must believe in ourselves or no one else will believe in us; we must match our aspirations with the competence, courage and determination to succeed
 ~funny sayings and sign by Rosalyn Sussman

   Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
 ~sign by Lynn Hecht Schafren

   The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
 ~sayings about sign by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Be content with what you have, rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.
 ~quotes about Simplicity by Lao Tzu

   When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Dan Heist

   The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Dorothy Parker

   You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Hal Borland, Sundial of the Seasons, 1964

   I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind.
 ~sign by Virginia Cary Hudson, O Ye Jigs & Juleps, 1962 (Thank you, Charlene.)

   There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity; but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
 ~sayings about sign by Washington Irving, The Sketch Book, 1820

   I grew up on the beach and played side-out scoring all my life, but rally scoring is better for our sport. There is pressure on every play. You can't make a mistake, but that also means your opponent can't make a mistake. It makes the matches more exciting to watch.
 ~quotes about Sports Volleyball by Holly McPeak

   Whoever called snooker chess with balls was rude, but right.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Clive James

   He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying.
 ~saying on Effort by Friedrich Nietzsche

   We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Malcolm de Chazal

   Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.
 ~sign by Sommeil Liberosensa

   History shows that there is nothing so easy to enslave and nothing so hard to emancipate as ignorance, hence it becomes the double enemy of civilization. By its servility it is the prey of tyranny, and by its credulity it is the foe of enlightenment.
 ~sayings about sign by Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

   A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Erma Bombeck

   Most of the things we do, we do for no better reason than that our fathers have done them or that our neighbors do them, and the same is true of a larger part than we suspect of what we think.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

   If a man examine carefully his thoughts he will be surprised to find how much he lives in the future. His well-being is always ahead.
 ~saying on Living by Emerson, Journals, 1827

   Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.
 ~funny sayings and sign by John Burroughs

   We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the same sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
 ~sign by H.L. Mencken

   There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at ChristmastimeMature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them
 ~sayings about sign by P.J. O'Rourke

   It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
 ~quotes about Speeches by Mark Twain

   To cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life
 ~funny sayings and sign by Samuel Johnson

   The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving.
 ~saying on College by Russell Green

   If I can't have too many truffles I'll do without.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Colette

   Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort.
 ~sign by John Lancaster Spalding

   We are free, truly free, when we don't need to rent our arms to anybody in order to be able to lift a piece of bread to our mouths
 ~sayings about sign by Ricardo Flores Magon, speech, 31 May 1914

   In raising my children, I have lost my mind but found my soul
 ~quotes about Children by Lisa T. Shepherd

   There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Bern Williams

   People only see what they are prepared to see.
 ~saying on Living by Emerson

   I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Mark Twain

   If you want to truly understand something, try to change it.
 ~sign by Kurt Lewin

   A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
 ~sayings about sign by Helen Rowland

   A life is too precious to waste to spend on anything but the best.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by

   Economic advance is not the same thing as human progress.
 ~funny sayings and sign by John Clapham, A Concise Economic History of Britain, 1957

   Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower.
 ~saying on Life by Hans Christian Anderson

   Generosity is not giving me that which I need more than you do, but it is giving me that which you need more than I do.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Kahlil Gibran

   Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
 ~sign by Charles Krauthammer

   Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
 ~sayings about sign by Robert Frost

   Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer.
 ~quotes about Luck by Author Unknown

   How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?
 ~funny sayings and sign by Nigel Rees

   One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
 ~saying on Inner Child by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   Each man carries within him the soul of a poet who died young.
 ~funny sayings and sign by Sainte-Beuve, Portraits littéraires, 1862

   The most damaging phrase in the language is: "It's always been done that way.
 ~sign by Grace Hopper


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