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   It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Berke Breathed

   Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Martin H. Fischer

   The exquisite sight, sound, and smell of wilderness is many times more powerful if it is earned through physical achievement, if it comes at the end of a long and fatiguing trip for which vigorous good health is necessary. Practically speaking, this means that no one should be able to enter a wilderness by mechanical means.
 ~saying on Environment by Garrett Hardin, The Ecologist, February 1974

   Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by

   Sports is human life in microcosm.
 ~phrase by Howard Cosell

   It seems to me that any full grown, mature adult would have a desire to be responsible, to help where he can in a world that needs so very much, that threatens us so very much.
 ~sayings about phrase by Norman Lear

   The... patient should be made to understand that he or she must take charge of his own life. Don't take your body to the doctor as if he were a repair shop.
 ~quotes about Health by Quentin Regestein

   That old-fashioned golden rule is still the best rule fro living a rich, full life. Life is a slow process of learning the golden rule, the basis of the 45 greatest religious.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by

   We mourn the transitory things and fret under the yoke of the immutable ones.
 ~saying on Life by Paul Eldridge

   Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Brian Aldiss

   Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
 ~phrase by Rita Rudner

   Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things. Success is doing the right things, right, right now.
 ~sayings about phrase by Nisandeh Neta

   Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives... by make-believe.
 ~quotes about Truth by W. Somerset Maugham, The Summing Up, 1938

   For the first time in the history of the world, every human being is now subjected to contact with dangerous chemicals, from the moment of conception until death.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Rachel Carson, Silent Spring, 1962

   The first step binds one to the second.
 ~saying on Action by French Proverb

   We have two lives - the one we learn with and the life we live after that.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Bernard Malamud, The Natural

   Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending.
 ~phrase by Author Unknown

   Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income.
 ~sayings about phrase by Alfred E. Neuman

   The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
 ~quotes about Adversity by John Vance Cheney

   To lead by example is difficult when you're a follower of fear.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by T.A. Sachs

   Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.
 ~saying on Simplicity by Author Unknown

   What is wonderful about great literature is that it transforms the man who reads it towards the condition of the man who wrote.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by E.M. Forster, Two Cheers for Democracy, 1951

   Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once
 ~phrase by Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

   Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
 ~sayings about phrase by Unknown

   God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. Why not go to Jupiter? asked St. Peter. No, too much gravity, too much stomping around, said God. Well, how about Mercury? No, it's too hot there. Okay, said St. Peter, what about Earth? No, said God, They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it.
 ~quotes about Religion by Author Unknown

   Trust that little voice in your head that says Wouldn't it be interesting if... And then do it.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Duane Michals, More Joy of Photography

   Basketball is the MTV of sports.
 ~saying on Basketball by Sara Levinson

   Error is a hardy plant; it flourishes in every soil.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Martin F. Tupper

   This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.
 ~phrase by Honore de Balzac, The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee

   Manners must adorn knowledge and smooth its way in the world, without them it is like a great rough diamond, very well in a closet by way of curiosity, and also for its intrinsic value; but most prized when polished.
 ~sayings about phrase by Lord Chesterfield

   There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. They had the Bible and we, the natives, had the land. They said Let us pray, and we dutifully shut our eyes. When we opened them, why, they now had the land and we had the Bible.
 ~quotes about Religion by Desmond M. Tutu, Religious Human Rights and the Bible (read the speech here)

   People still retain the errors of their childhood, their nation, and their age, long after they have accepted the truths needed to refute them.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Condorcet, Progress of the Human Mind, 1794

   The guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us.
 ~saying on Angels by Jean Paul Richter

   I would rather be adorned by beauty of character than jewels. Jewels are the gift of fortune, while character comes from within.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Titus Maccius Plautus

   Who brings a tale takes two away.
 ~phrase by Irish Proverb

   Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said
 ~sayings about phrase by Unknown

   What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
 ~quotes about Laughter by Yiddish Proverb

   Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by George Burns

   You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip
 ~saying on Commitment Ceremonies by Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"

   The oldest books are still only just out to those who have not read them.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Samuel Butler

   A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
 ~phrase by J.G. Ballard, News from the Sun, Myths of the Near Future, 1982

   Dreams do not vanish, so long as people do not abandon them
 ~sayings about phrase by Phantom F. Harlock

   Beauty's sister is vanity, and its daughter lust.
 ~quotes about Vanity by Author Unknown

   The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Will Rogers

   When you do things from your soul you feel a river moving in you, a joy. When action come from another section, the feeling disappears.
 ~saying on Soul by Jalal ad-Din Rumi

   Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

   We only live once. But if we live properly one is enough.
 ~phrase by

   The kindest word in all the world is the unkind word, unsaid.
 ~sayings about phrase by Author Unknown

   I got a postcard from my gynecologistIt said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by Cathy Ladman

   Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Malcolm S. Forbes

   The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
 ~saying on Government by William E. Borah

   One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Henry Ford

   I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him.
 ~phrase by Author Unknown

   I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.
 ~sayings about phrase by Johnny Mercer, on a British musical

   Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
 ~quotes about Emotions by Jim Rohn

   I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Alanis Morissette, quoted in Reader's Digest, March 2000

   When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
 ~saying on Money by Frank McKinney Kin Hubbard, Hoss Sense and Nonsense, 1926

   In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
 ~funny sayings and phrase by Author Unknown

   Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come.
 ~phrase by Anne Lamott


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