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   Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Author Unknown

   God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Imamu Amiri Baraka

   There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book; books are well written or badly written.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Oscar Wilde, Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   The creative act lasts but a brief moment, a lightning instant of give-and-take, just long enough for you to level the camera and to trap the fleeting prey in your little box.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Henri Cartier Bresson

   We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.
 ~woman by Author Unknown

   You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.
 ~sayings about woman by Joan Baez

   I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
 ~quotes about Genius by John F. Kennedy, in an address to Nobel Prize winners

   Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
 ~funny sayings about woman by George Jessel

   Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
 ~saying on Marriage by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   You should always believe all you read in the newspapers, as this makes them more interesting.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Rose Maccaulay

   For souls in growth, great quarrels are great emancipators.
 ~woman by Logan Pearsall Smith

   The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything
 ~sayings about woman by Oscar Wilde

   The days a man spends fishing or spends hunting should not be deducted from the time that he's on earth. In other words, if I fish today, that should be added to the amount of time I get to live. That's the way I look at recreation. That's why I'll be a big conservation, environmental President, because I plan to fish and hunt as much as I possibly can.
 ~quotes about Environment by George Bush, quoted in Los Angeles Times, 30 December 1988

   Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life's star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home
 ~funny sayings about woman by William Wordsworth

   How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened.
 ~saying on Worry by Thomas Jefferson

   Sports Do Not Build Character...They Reveal It
 ~funny sayings about woman by John Wooden

   Nature cannot be tricked or cheated. She will give up to you the object of your struggles only after you have paid her price.
 ~woman by Napoleon Hill

   A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity
 ~sayings about woman by Robert A. Heinlein

   I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now
 ~quotes about Birthdays by Author Unknown

   Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them
 ~funny sayings about woman by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.
 ~saying on Anger by Louis L'Armour

   Lo! Men have become the tools of their tools.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Henry David Thoreau

   Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
 ~woman by Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

   A ball player's got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues.
 ~sayings about woman by Joe DiMaggio, quoted in New York Times, 30 April 1961

   One today is worth two tomorrows.
 ~quotes about Maturing Altruistically by Benjamin Franklin

   Don't question God, for He may reply: If you're so anxious for answers, come up here.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Author Unknown

   The pleasures of ignorance are as great, in their way, as the pleasures of knowledge.
 ~saying on Ignorance by Aldous Huxley

   To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the privilege of the spark.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Roland Barthes

   You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
 ~woman by Jan Glidewell

   Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it
 ~sayings about woman by Cindy Crawford

   It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.
 ~quotes about Medical by J.J. Walsh

   To get things done, be committee of one.
 ~funny sayings about woman by

   The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
 ~saying on Food by Confucius

   A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Art Buchwald

   Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
 ~woman by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind.
 ~sayings about woman by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   It has been said repeatedly that one can never, try as he will, get around to the front of the universe. Man is destined to see only its far side, to realize nature only in retreat.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Loren Eiseley, The Innocent Fox, The Star Thrower, 1978

   Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Beverley Nichols

   Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
 ~saying on Anger by Robert G. Ingersoll

   There is not a thread in it but scorns self-indulgence, weakness and rapacity
 ~funny sayings about woman by Charles Evans Hughes

   I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
 ~woman by Susan Strasberg

   Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
 ~sayings about woman by Al Boliska

   The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears.
 ~quotes about Horses by Arabian Proverb

   If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Righteous Brothers, Rock & Roll Heaven

   I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
 ~saying on Parties by Nancie J. Carmody

   The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Patrick Young

   Once you accept the fact that you're not perfect, then you develop some confidence.
 ~woman by Rosalynn Carter

   Never go to bed madStay up and fight
 ~sayings about woman by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

   Peace begins with a smile.
 ~quotes about Smiles by Mother Teresa

   Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.
 ~funny sayings about woman by Glenn Turner

   Always be shorter than anybody dared to hope.
 ~saying on Speeches by Lord Reading, on speechmaking

   If they can put one man on the moon why can't they put them all there?
 ~funny sayings about woman by Chocolate Waters

   Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weights you down.
 ~woman by Toni Morrison

   Youth has no age
 ~sayings about woman by Pablo Picasso

   You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
 ~quotes about People by Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887

   And how fascinating history is - the long, variegated pageant of man's still continuing evolution of this strange planet, so much the most interesting of all the myriads of spinners through space.
 ~funny sayings about woman by George Macaulay Trevelyan, An Autobiography

   I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
 ~saying on Insults by Abe Lemons

   I can't tell you if genius is hereditary, because heaven has granted me no offspring.
 ~funny sayings about woman by James McNeill Whistler

   Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
 ~woman by


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