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   Meditation is the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.
 ~quotes about Meditation by Swami Sivananda

   God's last name is not Dammit.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Author Unknown

   If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
 ~saying on Election Day by Emma Goldman

   Emotion turning back on itself, and not leading on to thought or action, is the element of madness.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by John Sterling

   A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
 ~marriage by Ella Harris

   A hundred hearts would be too few, To carry all my love for you.
 ~sayings about marriage by Author Unknown

   The tie which links mother and child is of such pure and immaculate strength as to be never violated.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Washington Irving

   Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Chinese Proverb

   God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
 ~saying on Gratitude by William A. Ward

   In your heart, keep one still secret spot where dreams may go and be sheltered so they may thrive and grow
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Louise Driscoll

   The triumph of machine over people.
 ~marriage by Fred Allen, about television

   What was any art but a mould in which to imprison for a moment the shining elusive element which is life itself - life hurrying past us and running away, too strong to stop, too sweet to lose.
 ~sayings about marriage by Willa Cather

   Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow.
 ~quotes about Vegetarianism by Bob Ekstrom

   Never judge a book by its movie.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by J.W. Eagan

   In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing
 ~saying on Sympathy by Robert Ingersoll

   No one remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Thomas Mann

   There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
 ~marriage by George Santayana, War Shrines, Soliloquies in England and Later Soliloquies, 1922

   Almsgiving tends to perpetuate poverty; aid does away with it once and for all.
 ~sayings about marriage by Eva Perón

   Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.
 ~quotes about Language by Carl Sandburg, New York Times, 13 February 1959

   Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
 ~funny sayings about marriage by

   Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time. Some people bear three - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.
 ~saying on Worry by Edward Everett Hale

   Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by John Anthony Ciardi

   The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
 ~marriage by Lynn Lavner

   The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep.
 ~sayings about marriage by E. Joseph Cossman

   You should have ten penthouses in ten Park Avenue buildings and in each one you should have a gorgeous blonde waiting to do your every wish and in front of each of these ten buildings you should have a Rolls Royce with a chauffeur and every morning you should get into each car and your chauffeur should drive you to a different doctor and not one doctor should know what's wrong with you
 ~quotes about Car by Yiddish Curse

   The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Lloyd Jones

   Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it.
 ~saying on Writing by Hannah Arendt

   A room without a book is like a body without a soul.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Marcus Tullius Cicero

   There are some remedies worse than the disease.
 ~marriage by Publilius Syrus

   One might be asked How can you prove that a god does not exist? One can only reply that it is scarcely necessary to disprove what has never been proved.
 ~sayings about marriage by David A. Spitz

   Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquidsThis attraction is strongest just before an important meeting
 ~quotes about New Job Congrats by Scott Adams

   Money is human happiness in the abstract: he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes his heart entirely to money
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Arthur Schopenhauer

   The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
 ~saying on Integrity by William Safire

   I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Finley Peter Dunne

   The ability and inclination to use physical strength is no indication of bravery or tenacity to life. The greatest cowards are often the greatest bullies. Nothing is cheaper and more common than physical bravery.
 ~marriage by Clarence Darrow, Resist Not Evil

   Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.
 ~sayings about marriage by G.B. Shaw, Maxims for Revolutionists, 1898

   Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
 ~quotes about Dieting by Author Unknown

   One kind word can warm three winter months.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Japanese Proverb

   The groves were God's first temples.
 ~saying on Trees by William Cullen Bryant, A Forest Hymn

   In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Mark Twain

   Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger.
 ~marriage by Saint Basil

   I try to teach my heart not to want things it can't have.
 ~sayings about marriage by Alice Walker

   Fare thee well! and if for ever,Still for ever, fare thee well.
 ~quotes about Goodbye by Lord Byron

   Through dancing many maidens have been unmaidened, whereby I may say it is the storehouse and nursery of bastardy.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by John Northbrooke

   It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.
 ~saying on Beauty by Leo Tolstoy

   Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Mark Twain

   Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.
 ~marriage by Max Eastman

   A lake carries you into recesses of feeling otherwise impenetrable.
 ~sayings about marriage by William Wordsworth

   The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway
 ~quotes about I'm Sorry by Henry Boye

   The greatest discoveries of science have always been those that forced us to rethink our beliefs about the universe and our place in it
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Robert L. Park, in The New York Times, 7 December 1999

   When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
 ~saying on Flowers by Chinese Proverb

   For me, yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Mary Glover, Health Profile: Yoga leaves aches and pains behind, Arizona Republic, 6 April 2004 (pag

   The subject of gambling is all encompassing. It combines man's natural play instinct with his desire to know about his fate and his future.
 ~marriage by Franz Rosenthal, Gambling in Islam, 1975

   Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
 ~sayings about marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   A dream that is not interpreted is like a letter that has not been opened
 ~quotes about Dreams by The Talmud

   The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Unknown

   There are rich counsels in the trees.
 ~saying on Trees by Herbert P. Horne

   They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
 ~funny sayings about marriage by Scottish Proverb

   Television is simply automated day-dreaming.
 ~marriage by Lee Lovinger


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