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   Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
 ~quotes about Funny Saying by Oscar Levant

   History being the record of human action is a richly variegated material, and it is not easy to give a true impression of the stuff by snipping off an inch or two for a pattern.
 ~funny sayings about man by Cicely Veronica Wedgwood, Truth and Opinion

   On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
 ~saying on Religion by Curtis McDougall

   A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.
 ~funny sayings about man by Henry H. Williams

   Idle people, or those without goals, soon tired of their own company.
 ~man by

   There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
 ~sayings about man by Flannery O'Connor

   The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.
 ~quotes about Prejudice by Ralph W. Sockman

   [P]oets are masters of us ordinary men, in knowledge of the mind, because they drink at streams which we have not yet made accessible to science.
 ~funny sayings about man by Sigmund Freud

   There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
 ~saying on Teachers by Author Unknown

   The expendability factor has increased by being transferred from the specialised, scarce and expensively trained military personnel to the amorphous civilian population. American strategists have calculated the proportion of civilians killed in this century's major wars. In the First World War 5 per cent of those killed were civilians, in the Second World War 48 per cent, while in a Third World War 90-95 per cent would be civilians.
 ~funny sayings about man by Colin Ward, Anarchy in Action

   It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
 ~man by Ladies Home Journal, 1948

   God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces.
 ~sayings about man by Author Unknown

   Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them.
 ~quotes about Unemployment by Mason Cooley

   I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of.
 ~funny sayings about man by Michel de Montaigne

   In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket.
 ~saying on Poker by Beausourire

   A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
 ~funny sayings about man by Barbara Christine Seifert

   All we have of freedom, all we use or know - This our fathers bought for us long and long ago.
 ~man by Rudyard Kipling, The Old Issue, 1899

   Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.
 ~sayings about man by Larry King

   Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
 ~quotes about Jobs by C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958

   We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
 ~funny sayings about man by Will Rogers

   I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
 ~saying on Humor by Groucho Marx

   The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work supremely well.
 ~funny sayings about man by

   What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.
 ~man by From the television show Civil Wars

   When you possess light within, you see it externally.
 ~sayings about man by Anaïs Nin

   Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Sigmund Freud

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
 ~funny sayings about man by Elbert Hubbard

   Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
 ~saying on Alcohol by Author Unknown

   People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a rock-throwing contest - people understand that.
 ~funny sayings about man by Don Murray

   History is herstory too.
 ~man by Author Unknown

   A seed hidden in the heart of an apple is an orchard invisible.
 ~sayings about man by Welsh Proverb

   The mathematics are distinguished by a particular privilege, that is, in the course of ages, they may always advance and can never recede.
 ~quotes about Math by Edward Gibbon, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire

   There are times in everyone's life when something constructive is born out of adversity... when things seem so bad that you've got to grab your fate by the shoulders and shake it
 ~funny sayings about man by Author Unknown

   Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
 ~saying on Mornings by William Feather

   What we can’t learn from proverbs we must learn from experience. Which is cheaper?
 ~funny sayings about man by

   Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
 ~man by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
 ~sayings about man by Unknown

   Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
 ~quotes about Confidence by Sophia Loren

   Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears.
 ~funny sayings about man by Arthur Koestler

   Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
 ~saying on Age by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   One minute you're bleeding. The next minute you're hemorrhaging. The next minute you're painting the Mona Lisa.
 ~funny sayings about man by Mac O'Grady, describing a typical round of golf

   Women are not inherently passive or peaceful. We're not inherently anything but human.
 ~man by Robin Morgan

   A lie has speed, but truth has endurance.
 ~sayings about man by Edgar J. Mohn

   I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
 ~quotes about Human Rights by Gandhi

   'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it.
 ~funny sayings about man by Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732

   Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Jessamyn West

   Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
 ~funny sayings about man by Mother Teresa

   Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
 ~man by H. Jackson Browne

   Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
 ~sayings about man by Author Unknown

   Enthusiasm is the invisible magnet that draws others to your view.
 ~quotes about Relationship by

   Friendship arises out of mere Companionship when two or more of the companions discover that they have in common some insight or interest or even taste which the others do not share and which, till that moment, each believed to be his own unique treasure (or burden). The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, "What? You too? I thought I was the only one." . . . . It is when two such person discover one another, when, whether with immense difficulties and semi-articulate fumblings or with what would seem to us amazing and elliptical speed, they share their vision - it is then that Friendship is born. And instantly they stand together in an immense solitude
 ~funny sayings about man by C.S. Lewis

   Now the melancholy God protect thee, and the tailor make thy garments of changeable taffeta, for thy mind is opal.
 ~saying on Jewelry by William Shakespeare, The Twelfth Night

   Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
 ~funny sayings about man by Robert Frost

   One cannot too soon forget his errors and misdemeanors; for to dwell upon them is to add to the offense.
 ~man by Henry David Thoreau

   The tree is more than first a seed, then a stem, then a living trunk, and then dead timber. The tree is a slow, enduring force straining to win the sky.
 ~sayings about man by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert

   After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual food out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.
 ~quotes about Food by Miss Piggy

   The best blush to use is laughter: It put roses in your cheeks and in your soul
 ~funny sayings about man by Linda Knight

   History is the transformation of tumultuous conquerors into silent footnotes.
 ~saying on History by Paul Eldridge, Maxims for a Modern Man

   Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.
 ~funny sayings about man by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Lost some where between sunrise and sunset, two precious hours, each set with sixty priceless minutes. No reward is offered as they are gone – forever, as there is no resurrection for lost time. Count that day lost, whose low, descending sun, sees at thy hand, no worthy action done.
 ~man by


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