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   What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue.
 ~quotes about Taxes by Thomas Paine

   I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a brotherhood award would be as ridiculous as an award for getting up each morning.
 ~funny sayings about love by Daniel D. Mich

   Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
 ~saying on Society by Bill Vaughn

   Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
 ~funny sayings about love by Casey Stengel

   We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos.
 ~love by D.H. Lawrence

   Affectation is a greater enemy to the face than smallpox.
 ~sayings about love by English Proverb

   To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by W. Somerset Maugham

   I didn't want to tell the tree or weed what it was. I wanted it to tell me something and through me express its meaning in nature.
 ~funny sayings about love by Wynn Bullock

   It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth.
 ~saying on Enthusiasm by Arthur James Balfour

   Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.
 ~funny sayings about love by Eugene Scott

   Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
 ~love by Groucho Marx

   Sickness is poor-spirited, and cannot serve anyone; it must husband its resources to live. But health or fullness answers its own ends, and has to spare, runs over, and inundates the neighborhoods and creeks of other men's necessities.
 ~sayings about love by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Beauty draws us with a single hair.
 ~quotes about Hair by Alexander Pope

   The middle sort of historians (of which the most part are) spoil all; they will chew our meat for us.
 ~funny sayings about love by Michel de Montaigne, translated

   We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
 ~saying on Sports by Vince Lombardi

   Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.
 ~funny sayings about love by Franklin P. Adams, Half a Loaf, 1927

   Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
 ~love by Attributed to both T.H. Thompson and John Watson

   Truth is the most valuable thing we have, so I try to conserve it.
 ~sayings about love by Mark Twain

   All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
 ~quotes about Happiness by buddha

   Live simply that others might simply live.
 ~funny sayings about love by Elizabeth Seaton

   It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
 ~saying on Sex by Chinese Proverb

   May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.
 ~funny sayings about love by Author Unknown

   Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
 ~love by Doug Larson

   As Geography without History seemeth a carkasse without motion; so History without Geography wandreth as a Vagrant without a certaine habitation.
 ~sayings about love by John Smith

   Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance, but to do what lies clearly at hand
 ~quotes about Business by Thomas Carlyle

   No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace, As I have seen in one autumnal face.
 ~funny sayings about love by John Donne

   Avoid all needle drugs - the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
 ~saying on Drugs by Abbie Hoffman

   The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.
 ~funny sayings about love by Rebecca Pepper Sinkler

   What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
 ~love by Voltaire

   When I die, I will not see myself die, for the first time.
 ~sayings about love by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   A statistician made a few calculations and discovered that since the birth of our nation more lives had been lost in celebrating independence than in winning it.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Curtis Billings

   There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.
 ~funny sayings about love by Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979

   With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
 ~saying on Baseball by Art Hill

   Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling?
 ~funny sayings about love by M.C. Escher

   No one ever regarded the First of January with indifferenceIt is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is leftIt is the nativity of our common Adam
 ~love by Charles Lamb

   There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
 ~sayings about love by Elton John

   The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
 ~quotes about Birds by Eric Berne

   Most games are lost, not won.
 ~funny sayings about love by Casey Stengel

   There's nothing in this world so sweet as love, And next to love the sweetest thing is hate
 ~saying on Love Quotes by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Every one of us has a potential of greatness, waiting to be developed.
 ~funny sayings about love by

   It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
 ~love by Author Unknown

   Combine your mental images with the emotion of desire to accelerate their realization.
 ~sayings about love by Brian Tracy

   There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.
 ~quotes about Self Improvement by G.K. Chesterton

   When you dream, you dialogue with aspects of yourself that normally are not with you in the daytime and you discover that you know a great deal more than you thought you did
 ~funny sayings about love by Toni Cade Bambara

   There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.
 ~saying on Cinema by Goldie Hawn

   Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up.
 ~funny sayings about love by Jesse Jackson

   I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.
 ~love by Anatole France

   All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.
 ~sayings about love by Christopher Morley, Where the Blue Begins

   In diving to the bottom of pleasure we bring up more gravel than pearls.
 ~quotes about Jewelry by Honore de Balzac

   He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear.
 ~funny sayings about love by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Doubt is healthy. It tests one's convictions.
 ~saying on Conformity by From the movie Haunted

   What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?
 ~funny sayings about love by Alan Paton

   The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.
 ~love by Catherine Hall

   We hate some persons because we do not know them; and will not know them because we hate them.
 ~sayings about love by Charles Caleb Colton

   Men ardently pursue truth, assuming it will be angels' bread when found.
 ~quotes about Truth by W. MacNeile Dixon

   Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
 ~funny sayings about love by

   Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour. For if they fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him that is alone when he falleth; for he hath not another to help him up
 ~saying on Friends by Ecclesiastes

   How strange that the young should always think the world is against them - when in fact that is the only time it is for them.
 ~funny sayings about love by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
 ~love by Dale Carnegie


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