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   My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading
 ~quotes about Computers by Steve Jobs

   All right Mister, let me tell you what winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else
 ~funny sayings about french by Vince Lombardi

   Yes, one must suffer, even in vain, so as not to have lived in vain.
 ~saying on Adversity by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   God is a child who amuses himself, going from laughing to crying for no reason, each day reinventing the world to the chagrin of hair-splitters, pedants, and preachers, who try to teach God his job as Creator.
 ~funny sayings about french by Elie Faure, L'Esprit des formes, 1927

   We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs.
 ~french by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   He who does not fill his world with phantoms remains alone.
 ~sayings about french by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   If the sole reason why you must not kill your neighbour is because God has forbidden it and will severely punish you for it in this or the next life - then, when you learn that there is no God and that you need not fear His punishment, you will certainly kill your neighbour without hesitation, and you can only be prevented from doing so by mundane force. Thus either these dangerous masses must be held down most severely and kept most carefully away from any chance of intellectual awakening, or else the relationship between civilization and religion must undergo a fundamental revision.
 ~quotes about Religion by Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion

   Character is higher than intellect.
 ~funny sayings about french by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
 ~saying on Dogs by Dave Barry

   Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task.
 ~funny sayings about french by William James

   I want to write books that unlock the traffic jam in everybody's head.
 ~french by John Updike

   Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
 ~sayings about french by Robert Schuller

   Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning, if you have enough of them.
 ~quotes about Quotations by James Murray

   Perhaps everything terrible is in its deepest being something helpless that wants help from us.
 ~funny sayings about french by Rainer Maria Rilke

   Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money.
 ~saying on Trees by Cree Indian Proverb

   The tyrant is nothing but a slave turned inside out.
 ~funny sayings about french by Herbert Spencer

   Poetry is nobody's business except the poet's, and everybody else can fuck off.
 ~french by Philip Larkin

   Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
 ~sayings about french by Author Unknown

   A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
 ~quotes about Funny Quotes by Bob Hope

   If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
 ~funny sayings about french by Author Unknown

   Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
 ~saying on Famous Saying by Pierre Laplace

   Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
 ~funny sayings about french by Alfred Hitchcock

   Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life
 ~french by Author Unknown

   Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
 ~sayings about french by Jules Feiffer

   I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
 ~quotes about Self-Respect by Frederick Douglass

   There are aphorisms that, like air planes, stay up only while they are in motion.
 ~funny sayings about french by Vladimir Nabokov

   Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
 ~saying on Animals by Voltaire, letter to Count Schomberg, 31 August 1769

   If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
 ~funny sayings about french by Joseph Schenck

   Children make you want to start life over.
 ~french by Muhammad Ali

   Might we not say to the confused voices which sometimes arise from the depths of our being: Ladies, be so kind as to speak only four at a time?
 ~sayings about french by Madame Swetchine

   Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
 ~quotes about Weather by George Carlin

   Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
 ~funny sayings about french by Dale Carnegie

   Instead of working to earn something, work to become something. Work to become fulfilled. Work to become useful to others.
 ~saying on Attitude by Dianna Booher

   If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.
 ~funny sayings about french by Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker

   Because they know the name of what I am looking for, they think they know what I am looking for!
 ~french by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Justice is open to everyone in the same way as the Ritz Hotel.
 ~sayings about french by Judge Sturgess

   When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country.
 ~quotes about Country by William Hazlitt, Table Talk

   Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome.
 ~funny sayings about french by Samuel Johnson, Rasselas, 1759

   If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one.
 ~saying on Money by George Gobel

   Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
 ~funny sayings about french by Alexander Hamilton

   Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.
 ~french by Author Unknown

   To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
 ~sayings about french by Confucius

   Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.
 ~quotes about Freedom by Abraham Lincoln

   There's no such thing as bragging. You're either lying or telling the truth.
 ~funny sayings about french by Al Oliver

   We are more disturbed by a calamity which threatens us than by one which has befallen us.
 ~saying on Worry by John Lancaster Spalding

   Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you
 ~funny sayings about french by Elbert Hubbard

   I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet.
 ~french by Denis Waitely

   If you ride you know those moments when you have fed yourself into the traffic, felt the hashed-up asphalt rattle in the handlebars, held a lungful of air in a cloud of exhaust. Up ahead there are two parallel buses. With cat's whiskers, you measure the clearance down a doubtful alley. You swing wide, outflank that flower truck. The cross-street yellow light is turning red. You burst off the green like a surfer on a wave of metal. You have a hundred empty yards of Broadway to yourself.
 ~sayings about french by Chip Brown, A Bike and a Prayer

   Above all, do not lose your desire to walk. Every day I walk myself into a state of well-being and walk away from every illness. I have walked myself into my best thoughts, and I know of no thought so burdensome that one cannot walk away from it.
 ~quotes about Walking by Soren Kierkegaard

   I just thought of something funny...your mother
 ~funny sayings about french by Cheech Marin

   That's the true harbinger of spring, not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of a bat on a ball.
 ~saying on Baseball by Bill Veeck, 1976

   The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
 ~funny sayings about french by Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own, 1929

   You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.
 ~french by Author Unknown

   Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all
 ~sayings about french by Helen Keller

   There is a wonder in reading Braille that the sighted will never know: to touch words and have them touch you back.
 ~quotes about Books Reading by Jim Fiebig

   Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
 ~funny sayings about french by George Ade

   While there is a lower class I am in it, while there is a criminal element I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
 ~saying on Equality Difference by Eugene V. Debs, Cleveland, 1917

   A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
 ~funny sayings about french by Robert Frost

   Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.
 ~french by Goethe


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