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   It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.
 ~quotes about Society by Unknown author, quoted in You Said a Mouthful edited by Ronald D. Fuchs

   You've got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing.
 ~funny saying slogan by Arthur Ashe

   May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country!
 ~saying on Independence Day by Daniel Webster

   Yes'm, old friends is always best, 'less you can catch a new one that's fit to make an old one out of.
 ~funny saying slogan by Sarah Orne Jewett

   Faith is never identical with piety.
 ~slogan by Karl Barth

   Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.
 ~sayings about slogan by Doug Plank

   Few people know so clearly what they want. Most people can't even think what to hope for when they throw a penny in a fountain.
 ~quotes about Self-Discovery by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
 ~funny saying slogan by Art Buchwald

   I think the environment should be put in the category of our national security. Defense of our resources is just as important as defense abroad. Otherwise what is there to defend?
 ~saying on Environment by Robert Redford, Yosemite National Park dedication, 1985

   Brothers and sisters are as close as hands and feet.
 ~funny saying slogan by Vietnamese Proverb

   Reality is a palette that humans paint on to let themselves sleep better at night.
 ~slogan by Author Unknown

   Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
 ~sayings about slogan by Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, Quotable Quotes, February 2002

   Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Hosea Ballou

   [History is a] mixture of error and violence.
 ~funny saying slogan by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.
 ~saying on Wise Words by Sara Teasdale, The Philosopher

   You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
 ~funny saying slogan by Dale Carnegie

   If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
 ~slogan by Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"

   Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings
 ~sayings about slogan by George Will

   A man alone is not a unit of society – nor a woman alone. It requires two. Reason alone, or feeling alone is not enough for important decisions. It requires both.
 ~quotes about Personality by

   Wisdom begins at the end.
 ~funny saying slogan by Daniel Webster

   When science discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to find they are not it.
 ~saying on Humility by Bernard Baily

   Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother
 ~funny saying slogan by Oprah Winfrey

   All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
 ~slogan by Maurice Maeterlinck

   We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements in life, when all we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
 ~sayings about slogan by Charles Kingsley

   You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. He is more particular.... The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Robert Frost

   The Master in the art of living makes little distinction between his work and his play, his labor and his leisure, his mind and his body, his education and his recreation, his love and his religion. He hardly knows which is which. He simply pursues his vision of excellence in whatever he does, leaving others to decide whether he is working or playing. To him he is always doing both
 ~funny saying slogan by Zen Buddhist

   Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.
 ~saying on Adversity by Jean Paul Richter

   But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
 ~funny saying slogan by Alan Watts

   It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.
 ~slogan by John Bulwer

   One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
 ~sayings about slogan by Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story

   When you're feeling your worst, that's when you get to know yourself the best
 ~quotes about Adversity by Leslie Grossman

   Tears are Summer showers to the soul.
 ~funny saying slogan by Alfred Austin, Savonarola

   People seldom improve unless they have models greater than themselves. Adopt a few.
 ~saying on Self Improvement by

   Money for me has only one sound: liberty
 ~funny saying slogan by Gabrielle Chanel

   The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
 ~slogan by Honore de Balzac, The Physiology of Marriage

   Before you can begin to cook up success, you have to realize that you’re the chef. Whether you cook up a three-star Michelin meal or an inedible mess, it all comes down to you!
 ~sayings about slogan by Nisandeh Neta

   Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing
 ~quotes about Motivation by Harriet Braiker

   The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
 ~funny saying slogan by Joe Stalin, comment to Churchill at Potsdam, 1945

   The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
 ~saying on Humorous by Douglas Adams

   All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
 ~funny saying slogan by Anatole France

   The most absurd apology for authority and law is that they serve to diminish crime. Aside from the fact that the State is itself the greatest criminal, breaking every written and natural law, stealing in the form of taxes, killing in the form of war and capital punishment, it has come to an absolute standstill in coping with crime. It has failed utterly to destroy or even minimize the horrible scourge of its own creation.
 ~slogan by Emma Goldman, Anarchism

   A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters.
 ~sayings about slogan by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress.
 ~quotes about Perspective by Joseph Joubert, Pensées, 1842

   If fate means you to lose, give him a good fight anyhow.
 ~funny saying slogan by William McFee

   You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.
 ~saying on Baseball by Roy Campanella

   Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
 ~funny saying slogan by Dr. Seuss

   There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it.
 ~slogan by Minnie Aumonier

   Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
 ~sayings about slogan by Benjamin Disraeli

   One thing kids like is to be trickedFor instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse"Oh, no," I said"Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thoug
 ~quotes about April Fool's Day by Jack Handey

   I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance.
 ~funny saying slogan by George Balanchine

   Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
 ~saying on Humor by unknown

   To find the universal elements enough; to find the air and the water exhilarating; to be refreshed by a morning walk or an evening saunter... to be thrilled by the stars at night; to be elated over a bird's nest or a wildflower in spring - these are some of the rewards of the simple life.
 ~funny saying slogan by John Burroughs

   As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do.
 ~slogan by Zachary Scott

   A subject that is beautiful in itself gives no suggestion to the artist. It lacks imperfection.
 ~sayings about slogan by Oscar Wilde

   Where liberty dwells, there is my country
 ~quotes about Patriotic by Benjamin Franklin

   Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.
 ~funny saying slogan by Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back

   Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
 ~saying on Food by Robert Byrne

   I shut my eyes in order to see. Paul Gauguin
 ~funny saying slogan by Paul Gauguin

   I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
 ~slogan by Steven Wright


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