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   I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
 ~quotes about Intuition by Stanley Baldwin

   Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
 ~funny saying quote by Anthony Robbins

   He looks the whole world in the face for he owes not any man.
 ~saying on Debt by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

   Love me and the world is mine.
 ~funny saying quote by David Reed

   We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people.
 ~funny by Martin Luther King, Jr.

   Are we not like two volumes of one book?
 ~sayings about funny by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

   Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.
 ~quotes about Sex by Henry Louis Mencken

   You have to wake up a virgin each morning.
 ~funny saying quote by Jean-Louis Barrault

   A perfectly healthy sentence, it is true, is extremely rare. For the most part we miss the hue and fragrance of the thought; as if we could be satisfied with the dews of the morning or evening without their colors, or the heavens without their azure.
 ~saying on Writing by Henry David Thoreau

   We are born weak, we need strength; helpless, we need aid; foolish, we need reason. All that we lack at birth, all that we need when we come to man's estate, is the gift of education
 ~funny saying quote by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

   There's a saying among prospectors: Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find.
 ~funny by Robert Flaherty

   Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends.
 ~sayings about funny by Author Unknown

   A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
 ~quotes about College by Fats Domino

   There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen.
 ~funny saying quote by Author Unknown

   This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
 ~saying on Grammar by Attributed to Winston Churchill, rejecting the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition, c.

   The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed.
 ~funny saying quote by Henry Ford

   Wherever you go, go with all your heart
 ~funny by Confucius

   As long as you keep getting born, it's alright to die some times
 ~sayings about funny by Orson Scott Card

   As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words.
 ~quotes about Love by William Shakespeare

   Nobody can do for little children what grandparents doGrandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children
 ~funny saying quote by Alex Haley

   There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
 ~saying on Money by Logan Pearsall Smith, Life and Human Nature, Afterthoughts, 1931

   [I]t must be emphasized that nonviolent resistance is not a method for cowards; it does resistIf one uses this method because he is afraid or merely because he lacks the instruments of violence, he is not truly nonviolentThis is why Gandhi often said that
 ~funny saying quote by Martin Luther King, Jr., Stride Toward Freedom: The Montgomery Story, 1958

   He that wants money, means, and content is without three good friends.
 ~funny by William Shakespeare

   Democracy is necessitated by the fact that all men are sinners; it is made possible by the fact that we know it.
 ~sayings about funny by D. Elton Trueblood

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
 ~quotes about Stress by Elbert Hubbard

   My alphabet starts with this letter called yuzz. It's the letter I use to spell yuzz-a-ma-tuzz. You'll be sort of surprised what there is to be found once you go beyond 'Z' and start poking around!
 ~funny saying quote by Dr. Seuss

   Americans like fat books and thin women.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Russell Baker

   Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
 ~funny saying quote by Jonathan Swift, The Battle of the Books, 1704

   Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
 ~funny by Mike Connolly

   It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home
 ~sayings about funny by Carl T. Rowan

   The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
 ~quotes about Habits by Eng's Principle

   The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
 ~funny saying quote by Author Unknown

   The end of childhood is when things cease to astonish us. When the world seems familiar, when one has got used to existence, one has become an adult.
 ~saying on Inner Child by Eugene Ionesco

   No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
 ~funny saying quote by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
 ~funny by Andy Rooney

   The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
 ~sayings about funny by A.K. Best

   I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
 ~quotes about Television by Jack Paar

   Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
 ~funny saying quote by George Archer

   One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
 ~saying on Being Yourself by Oscar Wilde, L'Envoi to Rose-leaf and Apple-leaf, 1882

   Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
 ~funny saying quote by Author Unknown

   All of us have had the experience of a sudden joy that came when nothing in the world had forewarned us of its coming - a joy so thrilling that if it was born of misery we remembered even the misery with tenderness.
 ~funny by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars, 1939, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

   I love the valiant; but it is not enough to wield a broadsword, one must also know against whom.
 ~sayings about funny by Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra, 1892

   I will not permit thirty men to travel four hundred miles to agitate a bag of wind.
 ~quotes about Sports by Andrew Dickson White

   I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order.
 ~funny saying quote by John Burroughs

   It's hard to be responsible, adult and sensible all the time. How good it is to have a sister whose heart is as young as your own.
 ~saying on Sisters by Pam Brown

   Death is patiently making my mask as I sleep. Each morning I awake to discover in the corners of my eyes the small tears of his wax.
 ~funny saying quote by Philip Dow

   We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love
 ~funny by Author Unknown

   I prefer winter and fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show.
 ~sayings about funny by Andrew Wyeth

   Sometimes we make love with our eyesSometimes we make love with our handsSometimes we make love with our bodiesAlways we make love with our hearts
 ~quotes about I Love You by Author Unknown

   Dreaming is an act of pure imagination, attesting in all men a creative power, which if it were available in waking, would make every man a Dante or Shakespeare.
 ~funny saying quote by H.F. Hedge

   Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?
 ~saying on Humankind by Uncle Ben, as seen on Quotes 'R' Us

   The future is always beginning now.
 ~funny saying quote by Mark Strand, Reasons for Moving

   Out of a hundred years a few minutes were made that stayed with me, not a hundred years.
 ~funny by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   Prayer is exhaling the spirit of man and inhaling the spirit of God.
 ~sayings about funny by Edwin Keith

   These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.
 ~quotes about Sports by From a Charles Barkley commercial for basketball shoes, 1993

   People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
 ~funny saying quote by Art Buchwald

   Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra.
 ~saying on Drugs by Terri Guillemets

   The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled down day after day to the job in hand with as much regularity as an accountant settles down each day to his figures. They didn't waste time waiting for inspiration.
 ~funny saying quote by Ernest Newman

   Most of us retain enough of the theological attitude to think that we are little gods.
 ~funny by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


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