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   Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia.
 ~quotes about Bicycling by H.G. Wells

   Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.
 ~funny saying and sign by Dan Greenburg

   A sunbeam to warm you,A moonbeam to charm you,A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.
 ~saying on Blessings by Irish Blessing

   If by gaining knowledge we destroy our health, we labour for a thing that will be useless in our hands.
 ~funny saying and sign by John Locke

   I never knew whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.
 ~sign by William Makepeace Thackeray

   You know, sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss.
 ~sayings about sign by Author Unknown

   Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Bertrand Russell

   One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
 ~funny saying and sign by Elbert Hubbard, The Roycroft Dictionary and Book of Epigrams, 1923

   The poor are poor because the rich are rich.
 ~saying on Poverty by Author Unknown

   No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
 ~funny saying and sign by Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982

   Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
 ~sign by Brendan Francis

   Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
 ~sayings about sign by Author Unknown

   Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
 ~quotes about Golf by Huxtable Pippey

   Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong
 ~funny saying and sign by Holly Near

   For the night shows stars and women in a better light.
 ~saying on Night by Lord Byron, Don Juan

   We rarely repent of having eaten too little.
 ~funny saying and sign by Thomas Jefferson

   Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
 ~sign by

   There are chapters in every life which are seldom read and certainly not aloud.
 ~sayings about sign by Carol Shields

   The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and for deeds left undone
 ~quotes about I'm Sorry by Harriet Beecher Stowe, Little Foxes, 1865

   Save money regularly. If you’re average, you’ll have some excuse for postponing until you earn more. That’s why you’re average. And you’ll stay average until you start saving, NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU EARN.
 ~funny saying and sign by

   Ability is of little account without opportunity.
 ~saying on Opportunities by Napoleon

   Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
 ~funny saying and sign by Rita Rudner

   Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars
 ~sign by Richard Halliburton

   It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words
 ~sayings about sign by Sallust

   The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
 ~quotes about Religion by Bill Maher

   There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
 ~funny saying and sign by Peter Drucker

   Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content.
 ~saying on Poetry by Alfred de Musset, Le Poète déchu, 1839

   No human thing is of serious importance.
 ~funny saying and sign by Plato, The Republic

   Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing.
 ~sign by J. Gustav White

   To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
 ~sayings about sign by Robert Copeland

   Take from the altars of the past the fire - not the ashes.
 ~quotes about History by Jean Jaures

   There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea: by the combination or association of two or more ideas he already has into a new juxtaposition in such a manner as to discover a relationship among them of which he was not previously aware.
 ~funny saying and sign by Francis A. Cartier

   Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 ~saying on Funny Saying by John Mendosa

   Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.
 ~funny saying and sign by Dorothy Parker

   Nunca pierdas la oportunidad de callarte la boca.
 ~sign by Isabel Allende, La Ciudad de las Bestias, 2002 (Gracias, Maria.)

   In order to become good in anything, the only talent you need is motivation.
 ~sayings about sign by Nisandeh Neta

   A love that lasts for twenty years may be better than love, but it isn't love.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity
 ~funny saying and sign by Ellen Parr

   As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
 ~saying on Cats by Ellen Perry Berkeley

   The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
 ~funny saying and sign by Benjamin Franklin

   Genius, by its very intensity, decrees a special path of fire for its vivid power.
 ~sign by Phillips Brooks

   Yes, I will try to be. Because I believe that not being is arrogant.
 ~sayings about sign by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
 ~quotes about Life by Mark Twain

   we wouldn't ask why a rose that grew from the concrete for having damaged petals, in turn, we would all celebrate its tenacity, we would all love its will to reach the sun, well, we are the roses, this is the concrete and these are my damaged petals, dont ask me why, thank god, and ask me how
 ~funny saying and sign by Tupac Shakur

   If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again
 ~saying on Hang in There by Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker

   Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you
 ~funny saying and sign by Elbert Hubbard

   Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good
 ~sign by Lucy Larcom

   Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren.
 ~sayings about sign by Author Unknown

   What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions.
 ~quotes about Technology by Arnold Glasow

   What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.
 ~funny saying and sign by George Levinger

   When written in Chinese the word crisis is composed of two characters - one represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
 ~saying on Opportunities by John F. Kennedy, address, 12 April 1959

   The gross heathenism of civilization has generally destroyed nature, and poetry, and all that is spiritual.
 ~funny saying and sign by John Muir, letter to J.B. McChesney, 19 September 1871

   I have come one step away from everything. And here I stay, far from everything, one step away.
 ~sign by Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

   There is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person, however dear and beloved, but an expansion, an interpretation, of one's self, the very meaning of one's soul
 ~sayings about sign by Edith Wharton

   My strength is made perfect in weakness
 ~quotes about Adversity by II Corinthians

   We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.
 ~funny saying and sign by Mark Twain

   Love is a game that two can play and both win.
 ~saying on Love by Eva Gabor

   To get to know a country, you must have direct contact with the earth. It's futile to gaze at the world through a car window
 ~funny saying and sign by Albert Einstein

   In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard
 ~sign by Theodore Roosevelt


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