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   Choice has always been a privilege of those who could afford to pay for it.
 ~quotes about Society by Ellen Frankfort

   It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Albert Einstein

   Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
 ~saying on Homosexuality by Ernest Gaines

   [We] live with our heels as well as head and most of our pleasure comes in that way.
 ~funny saying and phrase by John Muir

   Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the powers of the mind.
 ~phrase by Marcel Proust, The Past Recaptured, Remembrance of Things Past

   Life is a cement trampoline.
 ~sayings about phrase by Howard Nordberg

   If you can dream it, you can do it
 ~quotes about Dreams by Walt Disney

   Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
 ~saying on Stress by George Jean Nathan

   Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Annie Dillard

   The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to encourage in others.
 ~phrase by Oscar Wilde

   It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
 ~sayings about phrase by

   We are no longer happy so soon as we wish to be happier.
 ~quotes about Happiness by Walter Savage Landor

   Hope itself is a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords; but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Samuel Johnson

   Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
 ~saying on Christmas by Kin Hubbard

   Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
 ~funny saying and phrase by Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

   Life is to be fortified by many friendships - to love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existense
 ~phrase by Sydney Smith

   Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
 ~sayings about phrase by George Smith Patton

   Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yosThe presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize
 ~quotes about Election Day by Saul Bellow

   An imaginary ailment is worse than a disease.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Yiddish Proverb

   History attempts to provide society with an artificial collective memory.
 ~saying on History by Mark M. Krug, History and the Social Sciences

   Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
 ~funny saying and phrase by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion?
 ~phrase by William Lloyd Garrison

   America is a nation with many flaws, but hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
 ~sayings about phrase by James Michener

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
 ~quotes about Education by Attributed to both Andy McIntyre and Derek Bok

   To be too conscious is an illness - a real thoroughgoing illness.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Fyodor Dostoevski

   Axioms in philosophy are not axioms until they are proved upon our pulses: We read fine things but never feel them to the full until we have gone the same steps as the Author.
 ~saying on Experience. by John Keats

   A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
 ~funny saying and phrase by James H. Boren

   There is no distance on this earth as far away as yesterday.
 ~phrase by Robert Nathan, So Love Returns

   I've been failing for like, ten or eleven years. When it turns, it'll turn. Right now I'm just tryin' to squeeze through a very tight financial period, get the movie out, and put my things in order
 ~sayings about phrase by Francis Ford Coppola

   I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read and all the friends I want to see.
 ~quotes about Walking by John Burroughs

   It's surprising how much memory is built around things unnoticed at the time.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.
 ~saying on Teachers by Louis Johannot

   Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Nicholas Chamfort

   When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
 ~phrase by Stanislaw Lec

   History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads.
 ~sayings about phrase by Charles de Gaulle

   I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
 ~quotes about Learning by Martin H. Fischer

   The stern hand of fate has scourged us to an elevation where we can see the great everlasting things that matter for a nation; the great peaks of honour we had forgotten - duty and patriotism, clad in glittering white; the great pinnacle of sacrifice poin
 ~funny saying and phrase by David Lloyd George

   Journalists do not live by words alone, although sometimes they have to eat them.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Adlai E. Stevenson

   Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
 ~funny saying and phrase by

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~phrase by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

   A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
 ~sayings about phrase by Washington Irving

   God speaks in the silence of the heart. Listening is the beginning of prayer.
 ~quotes about Prayer by Mother Teresa

   The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
 ~funny saying and phrase by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
 ~saying on Media Journalism by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism, 1891

   The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth - that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.
 ~funny saying and phrase by H.L. Mencken

   Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can
 ~phrase by Danny Kaye

   Version 1 of any software is full of bugs. Version 2 fixes all the bugs and is great. Version 3 adds all the things users ask for, but hides all the great stuff in Version 2.
 ~sayings about phrase by Fred Blechman

   Don't find fault. Find a remedy.
 ~quotes about Action by Henry Ford

   To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first.

 ~funny saying and phrase by Shakespeare

   We crucify ourselves between two thieves: regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.
 ~saying on Living by Fulton Oursler

   When the body sinks into death, the essence of man is revealed. Man is a knot, a web, a mesh into which relationships are tied. Only those relationships matter. The body is an old crock that nobody will miss. I have never known a man to think of himself when dying. Never
 ~funny saying and phrase by Antoine de Saint

   The best of a book is not the thought which it contains, but the thought which it suggests; just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones but in the echoes of our hearts.
 ~phrase by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
 ~sayings about phrase by Will Rogers

   For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections.
 ~quotes about God by Peace Pilgrim

   Every mile is two in winter.
 ~funny saying and phrase by George Herbert

   I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't.... The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.
 ~saying on Animal Rights by Mark Twain

   Learn to accept in silence the minor aggravations, cultivate the gift of taciturnity, and consume your own smoke with an extra draft of hard work, so that those about you may not be annoyed with the dust and soot of your complaints.
 ~funny saying and phrase by William Osler

   I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them
 ~phrase by Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952


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