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   I really don't think I need buns of steelI'd be happy with buns of cinnamon
 ~quotes about Women's Greetings by Ellen DeGeneres

   Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment; idleness is.
 ~funny saying about work by William E. Barrett

   An artist's career always begins tomorrow.
 ~saying on Art by James McNeill Whistler

   We are each burdened with prejudice; against the poor or the rich, the smart or the slow, the gaunt or the obese. It is natural to develop prejudices. It is noble to rise above them.
 ~funny saying about work by Author Unknown

   I hate being happy. It pisses me off. Because I know if I try to grab it, it will slip away, like one of those goddamn water snakes. And I hate just looking. I always try to grab.
 ~work by D.H. Mondfleur

   The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
 ~sayings about work by Rajneesh

   Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. Do you believe there is a devil? asked one. No, said the other promptly. It's like Santa Claus: it's your father.
 ~quotes about Fathers by Ladies' Home Journal, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edwa

   The only man who never makes mistakes is the man who never does anything.
 ~funny saying about work by Theodore Roosevelt

   Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
 ~saying on Teenagers by Fran Lebowitz

   When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it
 ~funny saying about work by Clarence Darrow

   Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
 ~work by Evan Esar

   I can't be a rose in any man's lapel.
 ~sayings about work by Margaret Trudeau

   The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
 ~quotes about Quotations by French Proverb

   Until mountain biking came along, the bike scene was ruled by a small elite cadre of people who seemed allergic to enthusiasm.
 ~funny saying about work by Jacquie Phelan

   In a minute there is time for decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.
 ~saying on Decisions by T.S. Eliot

   Poverty is the mother of crime.
 ~funny saying about work by Marcus Aurelius

   A good friend is the greatest possesion
 ~work by Ben Franklin

   Advice is like snow. The softer it falls, the easier it’s absorbed, the deeper it sinks and the longer it lasts.
 ~sayings about work by

   Take the so-called standard of living. What do most people mean by living? They don't mean living. They mean the latest and closest plural approximation to singular prenatal passivity which science, in its finite but unbounded wisdom, has succeeded in selling their wives.
 ~quotes about Hawww by e.e. cummings, Introduction, Poems, 1954

   All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half-used minds.
 ~funny saying about work by George Bernard Shaw

   A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
 ~saying on Marriage by Grace Hansen

   One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
 ~funny saying about work by Don Carter

   A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
 ~work by Thomas Carruthers

   The soul at its highest is found like God, but an angel gives a closer idea of Him. That is all an angel is: an idea of God.
 ~sayings about work by Meister Eckhart

   The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
 ~quotes about Wise Words by Jimmy Johnson

   It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
 ~funny saying about work by Sandy Lyle

   I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and
 ~saying on Christmas by Charles Dickens

   The world cannot rotate without it love, I cannot breathe without you.
 ~funny saying about work by Jeddy

   Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
 ~work by William Galvin

   Most travel is best of all in the anticipation or the remembering; the reality has more to do with losing your luggage.
 ~sayings about work by Regina Nadelson

   Things are only impossible until they're not.
 ~quotes about Imagination by Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

   Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have
 ~funny saying about work by Harry Emerson Fosdick

   To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.
 ~saying on Integrity by Will Durant

   Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
 ~funny saying about work by Chi Chi Rodriguez

   Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
 ~work by Elsa Schiaparelli

   Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to weave.
 ~sayings about work by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
 ~quotes about Writing by Charles Caleb Colton

   When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal. When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman.
 ~funny saying about work by Joseph Wood Krutch

   It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.
 ~saying on Attitude by Moliere

   Let's have some new cliches.
 ~funny saying about work by Samuel Goldwyn

   Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family.
 ~work by Anthony Brandt

   If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice. The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.
 ~sayings about work by Abraham Lincoln, address to the Washington Temperance Society, Springfield, Illinois, 22 February 18

   The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives
 ~quotes about Education by Robert Maynard Hutchins

   Not being able to govern events, I govern myself, and apply myself to them, if they will not apply themselves to me.
 ~funny saying about work by Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1588

   The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, It's a girl.
 ~saying on Feminism by Shirley Chisholm

   The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
 ~funny saying about work by Winston Pendelton

   [P]erhaps nothing 'ud be a lesson to us if it didn't come too late. It's well we should feel as life's a reckoning we can't make twice over; there's no real making amends in this world, any more nor you can mend a wrong subtraction by doing your addition right.
 ~work by George Eliot (Mary Ann Evans), Adam Bede

   America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
 ~sayings about work by Hunter S. Thompson

   People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote - a very different thing.
 ~quotes about Government by Walter H. Judd

   The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales.
 ~funny saying about work by Aesop, Fables

   Our age will be known as the age of committees.
 ~saying on Meetings by Ernest Benn

   In an age like ours, which is not given to letter-writing, we forget what an important part it used to play in people's lives.
 ~funny saying about work by Anatole Broyard

   I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more.
 ~work by Henry Ward Beecher

   No nice men are good at getting taxis.
 ~sayings about work by Katherine Whitehorn, the Observer, 1977

   Some folks wear their halos much too tight.
 ~quotes about Virtue by Author Unknown

   God is the perfect poet.
 ~funny saying about work by Robert Browning

   Be patient toward all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves like locked rooms and like books that are written in a very foreign tongue. Do not now seek the answers, which cannot be given you because you would not be able to live them. And the point is, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps you will find them gradually, without noticing it, and live along some distant day into the answer.
 ~saying on Self-Discovery by Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

   Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it.
 ~funny saying about work by Henry S. Haskins

   There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.
 ~work by Clarence Darrow, 1936


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