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   The two most engaging powers of an author are to make new things familiar and familiar things new.
 ~quotes about Writing by Samuel Johnson

   Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel instinct. Most of it comes from thoughtlessness or inherited habit. The roots of cruelty, therefore, are not so much strong as widespread. But the time must come when inhumanity protected by custom and thoughtlessness will succumb before humanity championed by thought. Let us work that this time may come.
 ~funny saying about woman by Albert Schweitzer

   All know the way; few actually walk it.
 ~saying on Action by Bodhidharma

   Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
 ~funny saying about woman by David Frost

   That theory is worthless. It isn't even wrong!
 ~woman by Wolfgang Pauli

   Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him.
 ~sayings about woman by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   To crush out fanaticism and revere the infinite, such is the law. Let us not confine ourselves to falling prostrate beneath the tree of creation and contemplating its vast ramifications full of stars. We have a duty to perform, to cultivate the human soul, to defend mystery against miracle, to adore the incomprehensible and to reject the absurd; to admit nothing that is inexplicable excepting what is necessary, to purify faith and obliterate superstition from the face of religion, to remove the vermin from the garden of God.
 ~quotes about Religion by Victor Hugo

   Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art.
 ~funny saying about woman by Wynetka Ann Reynolds

   Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
 ~saying on Death by Norman Cousins

   Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them
 ~funny saying about woman by Edward W. Howe

   I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.
 ~woman by Barbara Grizzuti Harrison

   How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try busting myself smartly over the temple with the night-light. I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
 ~sayings about woman by Dorothy Parker

   Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not.
 ~quotes about Kindness by Samuel Johnson

   Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?
 ~funny saying about woman by Lane Olinghouse

   Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?
 ~saying on Cute by Jay Leno

   For years it has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
 ~funny saying about woman by Erma Bombeck, about her wedding ring

   The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right.
 ~woman by Terri Guillemets

   If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
 ~sayings about woman by Jack Handey

   When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.
 ~quotes about Advice by Charles Varlet de La Grange, Pensées, 1872

   The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!
 ~funny saying about woman by Martin H. Fischer

   Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.
 ~saying on Attitude by Alphonse Karr

   I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
 ~funny saying about woman by Voltaire

   Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You'd have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four's name were Albert, things would be hopeless.
 ~woman by Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

   Scientists, therefore, are responsible for their research, not only intellectually but also morally. This responsibility has become an important issue in many of today's sciences, but especially so in physics, in which the results of quantum mechanics and relativity theory have opened up two very different paths for physicists to pursue. They may lead us - to put it in extreme terms - to the Buddha or to the Bomb, and it is up to each of us to decide which path to take.
 ~sayings about woman by Fritjof Capra, The Turning Point, 1982

   They kill good trees to put out bad newspapers.
 ~quotes about Media Journalism by James G. Watt, quoted in Newsweek, 8 March 1982

   The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
 ~funny saying about woman by H.L. Mencken

   As the gardener prunes the tree to draw the sap into one or two branches, so must we concentrate on one or two to avoid scattering our talents.
 ~saying on Self Improvement by

   I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 ~funny saying about woman by Frank Sinatra

   I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
 ~woman by Gene Perret

   The man who has no imagination has no wings.
 ~sayings about woman by Muhammad Ali

   To ask timidly is to invite refusal. Ask as though you expected to receive.
 ~quotes about Personality by

   A gambler is nothing but a man who makes his living out of hope.
 ~funny saying about woman by William Bolitho

   What a person believes is not as important as how a person believes
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by Timothy Virkkala

   The universe seems bankrupt as soon as we begin to discuss the characters of individuals.
 ~funny saying about woman by Henry David Thoreau

   We cannot direct the wind but we can adjust the sails.
 ~woman by Author Unknown

   We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.
 ~sayings about woman by W. Somerset Maugham

   There is as much difference between us and ourselves as between us and others.
 ~quotes about Self by Michel de Montaigne

   The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is
 ~funny saying about woman by Helen Rowland

   College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
 ~saying on College by George Gobel

   The moral flabbiness born of the bitch-goddess SUCCESS. That - with the squalid interpretation put on the word success - is our national disease.
 ~funny saying about woman by William James, 11 September 1906

   Being cheerful keeps you healthy. It is slow death to be gloomy all the time.
 ~woman by

   Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do.
 ~sayings about woman by Michel de Montaigne

   Since our happiness depends on the character of our thoughts, away forever with all negatives. It requires effort to keep positive, but anything that doesn’t take effort isn’t worth having.
 ~quotes about Happiness by

   Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
 ~funny saying about woman by Johnny Carson

   I eat everything that nature voluntarily gives: fruits, vegetables, and the products of plants. But I ask you to spare me what animals are forced to surrender: meat, milk, and cheese.
 ~saying on Vegetarianism by Author Unknown (Thank you, Eric.)

   Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.
 ~funny saying about woman by Samuel Johnson

   Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
 ~woman by Author Unknown

   Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough.
 ~sayings about woman by Confucius, Analects

   Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year.
 ~quotes about Guests by Victor Borge

   They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing.
 ~funny saying about woman by Richard Yates

   To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday.
 ~saying on Philosophical by John Burroughs

   Not only must we be good, but we must also be good for something
 ~funny saying about woman by Henry David Thoreau

   There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out.
 ~woman by Tom Masson

   I think societal instinct much deeper than sex instinct - and societal repression much more devastating.
 ~sayings about woman by D.H. Lawrence

   People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
 ~quotes about Quotations by David H. Comins

   Losing is the great American sin.
 ~funny saying about woman by Jerome Holtzman

   The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation
 ~saying on Patriotic by Woodrow Wilson

   every rose has thorns
 ~funny saying about woman by none

   No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away.
 ~woman by Author Unknown, The Scrappers Creed


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