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   I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
 ~quotes about Driving by Steven Wright

   You could move.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Abigail Van Buren, Dear Abby, in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in

   Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
 ~saying on Confidence by Eleanor Roosevelt

   God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only question is how.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Henry Ward Beecher

   Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out.
 ~teacher by Michael Burke

   You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely
 ~sayings about teacher by Author Unknown

   Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
 ~quotes about Smiles by George Eliot

   If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Jacques Barzun, The House of Intellect, 1959

   The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.
 ~saying on Music by Leonard Bernstein

   I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Rita Rudner

   Psychiatry is probably the single most destructive force that has affected the American society within the last fifty years.
 ~teacher by Thomas S. Szasz

   Be true to your work, your word, and your friend
 ~sayings about teacher by Henry David Thoreau

   History is a great dust heap.
 ~quotes about History by Thomas Carlyle, Obiter Dicta

   But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Thomas Jefferson

   Cities are the abyss of the human species.
 ~saying on Cities by Jean-Jacques Rousseau, Émile

   Gardening is a kind of disease. It infects you, you cannot escape it. When you go visiting, your eyes rove about the garden; you interrupt the serious cocktail drinking because of an irresistible impulse to get up and pull a weed.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Lewis Gannit

   Man - a being in search of meaning.
 ~teacher by Plato

   Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.
 ~sayings about teacher by Garth Brooks

   The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
 ~quotes about Prayer by Will Rogers

   Without freedom, no one really has a name
 ~funny saying about teacher by Milton Acorda

   Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square.
 ~saying on Baseball by Joe Schultz, 1969

   We wake in the night, to stereophonic silence.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

   Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
 ~teacher by Kahlil Gibran

   If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?
 ~sayings about teacher by Lily Tomlin

   The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.
 ~quotes about Gratitude by Eric Hoffer, Reflections On The Human Condition

   Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Herbert Hoover

   I see too many people who have won nothing spending their life talking about my job. I am not going to talk about the jobs of others.
 ~saying on Attitude by Luiz Felipe Scolari

   In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Mark Twain

   Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves.
 ~teacher by Author Unknown

   Music is love in search of a word.
 ~sayings about teacher by Sidney Lanier

   You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Irish Saying

   A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I have seen the future and it is very much like the present - only longer.
 ~saying on Future by Kehlog Albran

   Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Marlene Dietrich

   I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
 ~teacher by Henry Miller

   If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong.
 ~sayings about teacher by Pat Parelli

   I have a degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
 ~quotes about College by Author unknown, as seen on a T-shirt

   Humor is just another defense against the universe.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Mel Brooks

   Gluttony is not a secret vice.
 ~saying on Dieting by Orson Welles

   The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Author Unknown

   If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
 ~teacher by Stanley Garn

   The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
 ~sayings about teacher by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.)

   Every civilization is, among other things, an arrangement for domesticating the passions and setting them to do useful work.
 ~quotes about Passion by Aldous Huxley

   There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer, no disease that enough love will not heal, no door that enough love will not bridge, no wall that enough love will not throw down, no sin that enough love will not redeem... It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble, how hopeless the outlook, how muddled the tangle, how great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. If only you could love enough, you could be the happiest and most powerful being in the world
 ~funny saying about teacher by Emmet Fox

   Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
 ~saying on Philosophical by Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Malade Imaginaire

   Damaged people are dangerousThey know they can survive
 ~funny saying about teacher by Josephine Hart

   Wives of ballplayers, when they teach their children their prayers, should instruct them how to say: God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth has upped Daddy's paycheck by fifteen to forty percent.
 ~teacher by Waite Hoyt

   When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing, then we truly live life
 ~sayings about teacher by Greg Anderson

   If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
 ~quotes about Math by Author Unknown

   God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?
 ~funny saying about teacher by William A. Ward

   There are no passengers on Spaceship Earth. We are all crew.
 ~saying on Environment by Marshall McLuhan, 1964

   Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Author Unknown

   Where does the white go when the snow melts?
 ~teacher by Author Unknown

   As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
 ~sayings about teacher by Erma Bombeck

   There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Adela Rogers St. Johns

   A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Irish Proverb

   Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
 ~saying on Dieting by Author Unknown

   I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.
 ~funny saying about teacher by Jane Wagner

   Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence.
 ~teacher by Spanish Proverb


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