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   Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.
 ~quotes about Environment by Jimmy Buffet, Mother Earth News, March-April 1990

   All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Mark Kennedy

   Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
 ~saying on Technology by Aldous Huxley

   We are never prepared for what we expect.
 ~funny saying about marriage by James A. Michener, Caravans

   We may look old and wise to the outside world. But to each other, we are still in junior school.
 ~marriage by Charlotte Gray

   Dance till the stars come down from the rafters,Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
 ~sayings about marriage by W.H. Auden

   Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
 ~quotes about Dogs by Josh Billings

   Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Yiddish Proverb

   Be a love pharmacist: dispense hugs like medicine - they are!
 ~saying on Hugs by Terri Guillemets

   Gratitude is the best attitude.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Author Unknown

   We on this continent should never forget that men first crossed the Atlantic not to find soil for their ploughs but to secure liberty for their souls.
 ~marriage by Robert J. McCracken

   The number of substitutes for fine and clean thinking the world provides positively gnaws at one's vitals.
 ~sayings about marriage by Harold J. Laski

   Count the garden by the flowers, never by the leaves that fall. Count your life with smiles and not the tears that roll.
 ~quotes about Heartache by Author Unknown

   I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Dalai Lama

   As contraries are known by contraries, so is the delight of presence best known by the torments of absence
 ~saying on Missing You by Alcibiades

   Being loved keeps you young
 ~funny saying about marriage by Madonna

   The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
 ~marriage by Dennis Miller

   Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you.
 ~sayings about marriage by Nicholai Velimirovic

   In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists
 ~quotes about Future by Eric Hoffer

   Most of us can easily do two things at once; what's all but impossible is to do one thing at once.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the run that was going to beat us, I'd trip her. Oh, I'd pick her up and brush her off and say, 'Sorry Mom, but nobody beats me
 ~saying on Baseball by Leo Durocher

   Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Christopher Fry

   Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
 ~marriage by Gordon R. Dickson

   How like herrings and onions our vices are in the morning after we have committed them.
 ~sayings about marriage by Samuel Taylor Coleridge

   If it were not for guests all houses would be graves.
 ~quotes about Guests by Kahlil Gibran

   The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Oscar Levant

   You cannot prevent and prepare for war at the same time.
 ~saying on War by Albert Einstein

   To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Pearl S. Buck

   My estimate is that not more than a quarter of all men ever have an original thought. Reading is merely absorbing, taking in. Thinking is creating – giving out.
 ~marriage by

   Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss.
 ~sayings about marriage by Robert Burns

   The tapestry of history that seems so full of tragedy when viewed from the front has countless comic scenes woven into its reverse side. In truth, tragedy and comedy are the twin masks of history - its mass appeal.
 ~quotes about History by José Ortega y Gasset, Historical Reason

   It has always seemed strange to me that in our endless discussions about education so little stress is laid on the pleasure of becoming an educated person, the enormous interest it adds to life. To be able to be caught up into the world of thought--that is to be educated
 ~funny saying about marriage by Edith Hamilton

   If you want big thing, you must do without all small things.
 ~saying on Growth by

   Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Steve Prefontaine

   There's more to the truth than just the facts.
 ~marriage by Author Unknown

   A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
 ~sayings about marriage by Henry David Thoreau

   It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
 ~quotes about Tennis by Pete Sampras

   I don't believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life. As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Christiaan Barnard

   Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way.
 ~saying on Adversity by Bernie S. Siegel

   Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring
 ~funny saying about marriage by S.J. Perelman

   Goodbyes are not forever.Goodbyes are not the end.They simply mean I'll miss you,Until we meet again!
 ~marriage by Author Unknown

   Next week, a doctor with a flashlight shows us where sales projections come from
 ~sayings about marriage by Dilbert

   Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference.
 ~quotes about American football by Jock Sutherland

   Dream is the map, decision is the path, determination is the ride, just accept to pay the rider (yourself) the required price and you must get there.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Power of Dreams & Desire

   An incurable itch for scribbling takes possession of many, and grows inveterate in their insane breasts.
 ~saying on Writing by Juvenal, Satires

   Never undertake anything for which you wouldn't have the courage to ask the blessings of heaven.
 ~funny saying about marriage by G.C. Lichtenberg

   Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
 ~marriage by St. Jerome, Attack on Jovinian

   One good mother is worth a hundred schoolmasters.
 ~sayings about marriage by George Herbert

   Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Joseph Joubert

   A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.
 ~funny saying about marriage by George Bernard Shaw

   Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
 ~saying on Celebrity by David Letterman

   A great artist is always before his time or behind it.
 ~funny saying about marriage by George Moore

   I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those ten seconds or less I'm free
 ~marriage by Vin Diesel

   Fatigue is the best pillow.
 ~sayings about marriage by Benjamin Franklin

   A man with money controls circumstances; without money, they control him.
 ~quotes about Financial by

   The future is always beginning now.
 ~funny saying about marriage by Mark Strand, Reasons for Moving

   Time moves slowly, but passes quickly
 ~saying on Living by Alice Walker

   A child reminds us that playtime is an essential part of our daily routine
 ~funny saying about marriage by Anonymous

   People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.
 ~marriage by Elisabeth Kübler-Ross


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