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   [A]ll deities reside in the human breast.
 ~quotes about Religion by William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

   Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giantized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.
 ~funny saying about man by R.A. Lafferty, written in the late 1800s, as quoted in Adbusters, Spring 1996

   Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
 ~saying on Living by Babatunde Olatunji

   The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen.
 ~funny saying about man by Tommy Smothers

   A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.
 ~man by Andre Gide

   Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell
 ~sayings about man by Emily Dickinson, "Parting"

   The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous.
 ~quotes about Marriage by H.L. Mencken

   In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
 ~funny saying about man by Robert Benchley

   A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
 ~saying on Cats by Louis J. Camuti

   Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
 ~funny saying about man by Elbert Hubbard

   Let new thought make you a new man. Be you renewed by the renewing of your mind.
 ~man by

   A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self.
 ~sayings about man by Marian Sandmaier

   HELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing
 ~quotes about Computers by Computer

   A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected.
 ~funny saying about man by Carl Sandburg

   I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I canI want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live
 ~saying on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day by George Bernard Shaw

   My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, Gramma, do you know how you and God are alike? I mentally polished my halo while I asked, No, how are we alike? You're both old, he replied.
 ~funny saying about man by Author Unknown

   She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
 ~man by Raymond Chandler

   It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
 ~sayings about man by Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

   A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
 ~quotes about Friendship by Leo Buscaglia

   Be neither a conformist or a rebel, for they are really the same thing. Find your own path, and stay on it.
 ~funny saying about man by Paul Vixie

   It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be...This, in turn, means that our statesmen, our businessmen, our everyman must take on a science fictional way of thinking
 ~saying on Business by Isaac Asimov

   I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom
 ~funny saying about man by Simone de Beauvoir

   To die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Death of one's own free choice, death at the proper time, with a clear head and with joyfulness, consummated in the midst of children and witnesses: so that an actual leave-taking is possible while he who is leaving is still there.
 ~man by Friedrich Nietzsche, Expeditions of an Untimely Man

   The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief
 ~sayings about man by William Shakespeare, Othello

   Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun.
 ~quotes about Intelligence by George Scialabra

   I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.
 ~funny saying about man by Author Unknown

   Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.
 ~saying on Grammar by William Safire

   It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
 ~funny saying about man by Author Unknown

   Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
 ~man by Sam Ewing

   Dancers are the athletes of God.
 ~sayings about man by Albert Einstein

   What this country needs is radicals who will stay that way regardless of the creeping years.
 ~quotes about Age by John Fischer

   People are trapped in history, and history is trapped in them.
 ~funny saying about man by James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son

   Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
 ~saying on Effort by Thomas Edison

   In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them.
 ~funny saying about man by Aldo Leopold

   Read over your compositions, and when you meet a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
 ~man by Samuel Johnson, Recalling the Advice of a College Tutor, Boswell, Life of Johnson, 1791

   I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it.... People think pleasing God is all God care about. But any fool living in the world can see it always trying to please us back.
 ~sayings about man by Alice Walker, The Color Purple, 1982

   If you have lived, take thankfully the past.
 ~quotes about Gratitude by John Dryden

   Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things, or more money, in order to do more of what they want, so they will be happier. The way it actually works is the reverse. You must first be who you really are, then do what you need to do, in order to have what you want.
 ~funny saying about man by Margaret Young

   I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been.
 ~saying on Integrity by C. Hoppe

   When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
 ~funny saying about man by Lois McMaster Bujold

   The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't being said.
 ~man by Author Unknown

   What is the most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
 ~sayings about man by Susan Sontag

   By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart.
 ~quotes about Yoga by Phillip Moffitt

   Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
 ~funny saying about man by Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

   There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them.
 ~saying on Money by Mignon McLaughlin

   If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
 ~funny saying about man by Horace G. Hutchinson

   When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep, and you're never really awake.
 ~man by From the movie Fight Club, based on the novel by Chuck Palahniuk

   Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats.
 ~sayings about man by Dr. Douglas Busch

   Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other.
 ~quotes about Running by Sam Mussabini

   Habit is thus the enormous flywheel of society, its most precious conservative agent. It alone is what keeps us all within the bounds of ordinance, and saves the children of fortune from the envious uprisings of the poor.
 ~funny saying about man by William James, The Principles of Psychology

   Chance takers are accident makers.
 ~saying on Safety by Author Unknown

   Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.
 ~funny saying about man by Anaïs Nin

   Every wrong seems possible today, and is accepted. I don't accept it.
 ~man by Pablo Casals

   A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer.... He unzips the veil from beauty, but does not remove it. A poet utterly clear is a trifle glaring.
 ~sayings about man by E.B. White

   We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.
 ~quotes about Advice by Author Unknown

   If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.
 ~funny saying about man by Stanley Garn

   Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
 ~saying on Humor by Art Buchwald

   I don't never have any trouble in regulating my own conduct, but to keep other folks' straight is what bothers me.
 ~funny saying about man by Josh Billings

   The more sympathy you give, the less you need.
 ~man by Malcolm S. Forbes


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