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   A half-baked idea is okay as long as it's in the oven.
 ~quotes about Ideas by Author Unknown

   He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Joseph Heller, Catch-22, 1961

   Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca
 ~saying on Movie by Ingrid Bergman

   Positive attitude is an amazing catalyst to success.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Jose B. Cabajar

   It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.
 ~retirement by Agnes Repplier

   The only guy I have to get better than is who I am right now.
 ~sayings about retirement by M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

   I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
 ~quotes about Life by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

   The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Benjamin Disraeli

   You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech.
 ~saying on War by Franklin P. Jones, referring to the atomic bomb

   Silence was the last word we spoke, it filled the air heavy with forevers...
 ~funny retirement sayings by

    Anyone serious about playing indoor, you should play outdoor
 ~retirement by Sean Scott

   The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit
 ~sayings about retirement by Nelson Henderson

   Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting.
 ~quotes about Poetry by Robert Frost

   If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Paul Gallico

   Even when we know what is right, too often we fail to act. More often we grab greedily for the day, letting tomorrow bring what it will, putting off the unpleasant and unpopular.
 ~saying on Responsibility by Bernard M. Baruch

   God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Jewish Proverb

   Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
 ~retirement by Cathy Carlyle

   Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music.
 ~sayings about retirement by William Stafford

   The Future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.
 ~quotes about Time by C.S. Lewis

   Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Bill Cosby, Fatherhood, 1986

   Think positively about yourself.... ask God who made you to keep on remaking you.
 ~saying on Self by Norman Vincent Peale

   We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

   To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth. She would never get married because you couldn't wear curlers in bed.
 ~retirement by Edna O'Brien

   The most persistent sound which reverberates through men's history is the beating of war drums.
 ~sayings about retirement by Arthur Koestler, Janus: A Summing Up

   When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
 ~quotes about Humor by Peter O'Toole

   We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth's creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away our lives.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979

   From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
 ~saying on Golden Mean by Samuel Butler, Note-Books, 1912

   Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Dave Barry

   Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty
 ~retirement by Louis D. Brandeis

   Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.
 ~sayings about retirement by C.D. Jackson

   Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.
 ~quotes about Computers by M.G. Siriam

   Is death the last sleep? No--it is the last and final awakening
 ~funny retirement sayings by Sir Walter Scott

   Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.
 ~saying on Integrity by Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism

   The departure of our boys to foreign parts with the ever-present possibility that they might never return, taught the real value of photography to every father and mother. To many a mother the photograph of her boy in his country's uniform was the one never-failing consolation.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Louis Fabian Bachrach

   In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress.
 ~retirement by Booker T. Washington

   The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." But the new theory is: "Men don't matureMarry a younger one."
 ~sayings about retirement by Rita Rudner

   Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
 ~quotes about Mothers by Meryl Streep

   Obesity is really widespread.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Joseph O. Kern II

   Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts.
 ~saying on Love by Author Unknown

   what you do is what you get
 ~funny retirement sayings by

   I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
 ~retirement by Paul Merton

   Can miles truly separate you from friends.... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
 ~sayings about retirement by Richard Bach

   To live remains an art which everyone must learn, and which no one can teach.
 ~quotes about Life by Havelock Ellis

   I knew a man who once said, death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.
 ~funny retirement sayings by From the movie Gladiator

   Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.
 ~saying on Speaking by Robert Quillen

   Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
 ~funny retirement sayings by George F. Will

   Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
 ~retirement by From the television show The Wonder Years

   A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
 ~sayings about retirement by Groucho Marx

   Do not... regard the critics as questionable patriots. What were Washington and Jefferson and Adams but profound critics of the colonial status quo?
 ~quotes about Patriotism by Adlai Stevenson

   America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
 ~funny retirement sayings by John Updike

   New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening
 ~saying on New Year by Hamilton Wright Mabie

   I am my kid's mom
 ~funny retirement sayings by Dr. Laura Schlessinger

   If we shall take the good we find, asking no questions, we shall have heaping measures.
 ~retirement by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers.
 ~sayings about retirement by Albert Camus

   Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.
 ~quotes about Parenting by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
 ~funny retirement sayings by Author Unknown

   Education is the transmission of civilization.
 ~saying on Education by Ariel and Will Durant

   There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody
 ~funny retirement sayings by Adlai Stevenson

   A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts.
 ~retirement by William Strunk, Jr., The Elements of Style, 1918


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