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   Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
 ~quotes about Religion by Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

   Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star.
 ~funny retirement saying by Lucy Maud Montgomery

   If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
 ~saying on Mothers by Milton Berle

   First we are children to our parents, then parents to our children, then parents to our parents, then children to our children.
 ~funny retirement saying by Milton Greenblatt

   The truest courage is not on the battlefield, but in every day tasks, that test our will power to overcome boredom, drudgery and obstacles.
 ~retirement by

   All that the historians give us are little oases in the desert of time, and we linger fondly in these, forgetting the vast tracks between one and another that were trodden by the weary generations of men.
 ~sayings about retirement by John Alfred Spender, The Comments of Bagshot

   In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.
 ~quotes about Math by Author Unknown

   Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
 ~funny retirement saying by Don Marquis

   Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
 ~saying on Golf by Ben Hogan

   Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
 ~funny retirement saying by Timothy Leary

   I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet
 ~retirement by David Beckham

   Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
 ~sayings about retirement by Swedish Proverb

   What makes you think that human beings are sentient and aware? There's no evidence for it. Human beings never think for themselves, they find it too uncomfortable. For the most part, members of our species simply repeat what they are told - and become upset if they are exposed to any different view. The characteristic human trait is not awareness but conformity, and the characteristic result is religious warfare. Other animals fight for territory or food; but, uniquely in the animal kingdom, human beings fight for their beliefs. The reason is that beliefs guide behavior, which has evolutionary importance among human beings. But at a time when our behavior may well lead us to extinction, I see no reason to assume we have any awareness at all. We are stubborn, self-destructive conformists. Any other view of our species is a self-congratulatory delusion.
 ~quotes about Conformity by Michael Crichton, The Lost World

   In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
 ~funny retirement saying by Friedrich Nietzsche

   Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
 ~saying on Success by

   Jealousy is an awkward homage which inferiority renders to merit.
 ~funny retirement saying by Mme. de Puixieux

   Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
 ~retirement by Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975

   I have heard that nothing gives an Author so great Pleasure, as to find his Works respectfully quoted by other learned Authors.
 ~sayings about retirement by Benjamin Franklin, Preface, Poor Richard Improved, wording verified by Respectfully Quoted

   Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures.
 ~quotes about Imagination by Jessamyn West

   If people are coming to work excited . . . if they're making mistakes freely and fearlessly . . . if they're having fun . . . if they're concentrating doing things, rather than preparing reports and going to meetings - then somewhere you have leaders
 ~funny retirement saying by Robert Townsend

   I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
 ~saying on Golf by Ben Crenshaw

   Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.
 ~funny retirement saying by Bennett Cerf

   A good example has twice the value of good advice.
 ~retirement by Author Unknown

   To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink.
 ~sayings about retirement by J.B. Priestley, The Good Companions, 1928

   True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.
 ~quotes about Compassion by Arthur Ashe

   The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.
 ~funny retirement saying by Oliver Herford

   With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.
 ~saying on Perspective by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Notebook L, Aphorisms

   If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?
 ~funny retirement saying by Stanislaw J. Lec

   Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue.
 ~retirement by Andre Gide

   Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
 ~sayings about retirement by Mark Twain

   To speak truly, few adult persons can see nature. Most persons do not see the sun. At least they have a very superficial seeing. The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eye and heart of the child. The lover of nature is he whose inward and outward senses are still truly adjusted to each other; who has retained the spirit of infancy even into the era of manhood.
 ~quotes about Inner Child by Ralph Waldo Emerson

   A man with God is always in the majority.
 ~funny retirement saying by John Knox

   There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
 ~saying on Women by Stephen Stills

   Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.
 ~funny retirement saying by Author Unknown

   The Anglo-Saxon conscience doesn't keep you from doing what you shouldn't; it just keeps you from enjoying it.
 ~retirement by Salvador de Madariaga

   If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.
 ~sayings about retirement by Author Unknown

   I always find that statistics are hard to swallow and impossible to digest. The only one I can ever remember is that if all the people who go to sleep in church were laid end to end they would be a lot more comfortable.
 ~quotes about Statistics by Mrs. Robert A. Taft

   In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there.
 ~funny retirement saying by Author Unknown

   Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes
 ~saying on Goodbye by Henry David Thoreau

   Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human-like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.
 ~funny retirement saying by Berke Breathed, Bloom County Babylon

   The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
 ~retirement by Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   I'd rather be caught holding up a bank than stealing so much as a two-word phrase from another writer.
 ~sayings about retirement by Jack Smith

   True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lightsIf you hear bells, get your ears checked
 ~quotes about Valentine's Day by Erich Segal

   If you mess up, 'fess up.
 ~funny retirement saying by Author Unknown

   The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
 ~saying on Christmas by Burton Hillis

   I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.
 ~funny retirement saying by Ellen DeGeneres

   Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
 ~retirement by E.B. White

   I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
 ~sayings about retirement by e.e. cummings

   Art is your personal diary where you may color your thoughts and emotions on a page.
 ~quotes about Art by Sara, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999

   New! Improved! Instant asshole... just add alcohol!
 ~funny retirement saying by Author Unknown

   I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
 ~saying on Men by Yoko Ono

   Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
 ~funny retirement saying by Popular saying, modified from a booster slogan in the 1930s

   Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quie
 ~retirement by Charles Dickens, The Pickwick Papers, 1836

   At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgment.
 ~sayings about retirement by Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

   Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.
 ~quotes about Failure by George Horace Lorimer

   Freedom of the press in Britain is freedom to print such of the proprietor's prejudices as the advertiser's won't object to.
 ~funny retirement saying by Helen Swaffer

   Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat
 ~saying on Valentine's Day by Ben Hecht

   The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
 ~funny retirement saying by Lesley P. Hartley, The Go-Between, 1953

   He had the uneasy manner of a man who is not among his own kind, and who has not seen enough of the world to feel that all people are in some sense his own kind.
 ~retirement by Willa Cather


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