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   A man's age is something impressive, it sums up his life: maturity reached slowly and against many obstacles, illnesses cured, griefs and despairs overcome, and unconscious risks taken; maturity formed through so many desires, hopes, regrets, forgotten things, loves. A man's age represents a fine cargo of experiences and memories.
 ~quotes about Age by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wartime Writings 1939-1944, translated from French by Norah Purcell

   The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.
 ~funny retirement quote by Mark Van Doren

   Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache.
 ~saying on Humankind by Hungarian Proverb

   Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
 ~funny retirement quote by Martin Luther King Jr.

   One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best
 ~retirement by Alan Shearer

   The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.
 ~sayings about retirement by John E. Southard

   Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.
 ~quotes about Grandparents by Lewis Mumford

   Hypocrite: the man who murdered both his parents... pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
 ~funny retirement quote by Abraham Lincoln

   The basic problems facing the world today are not susceptible to a military solution.
 ~saying on War by John F. Kennedy

   Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever remains to them?
 ~funny retirement quote by Rose F. Kennedy

   A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
 ~retirement by Irish Proverb

   Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around.
 ~sayings about retirement by David Lodge, The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965

   If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide
 ~quotes about Election Day by Meg Greenfield

   There are days when solitude is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
 ~funny retirement quote by Colette

   If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought.
 ~saying on Brevity by Dennis Roth

   If I called her she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first.
 ~funny retirement quote by Arthur Weigall

   The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality
 ~retirement by Martin Luther King Jr.

   It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: am I proud of me? I gave my life to become the person I am right now! Was it worth what I paid?
 ~sayings about retirement by Richard Bach

   Marriage changes passion - suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 ~quotes about Marriage by Author Unknown

   God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.
 ~funny retirement quote by Imamu Amiri Baraka

   There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book; books are well written or badly written.
 ~saying on Books Reading by Oscar Wilde, Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

   The creative act lasts but a brief moment, a lightning instant of give-and-take, just long enough for you to level the camera and to trap the fleeting prey in your little box.
 ~funny retirement quote by Henri Cartier Bresson

   We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.
 ~retirement by Author Unknown

   You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.
 ~sayings about retirement by Joan Baez

   I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
 ~quotes about Genius by John F. Kennedy, in an address to Nobel Prize winners

   Marriage is a mistake every man should make.
 ~funny retirement quote by George Jessel

   Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
 ~saying on Marriage by Zsa Zsa Gabor

   You should always believe all you read in the newspapers, as this makes them more interesting.
 ~funny retirement quote by Rose Maccaulay

   For souls in growth, great quarrels are great emancipators.
 ~retirement by Logan Pearsall Smith

   The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything
 ~sayings about retirement by Oscar Wilde

   The days a man spends fishing or spends hunting should not be deducted from the time that he's on earth. In other words, if I fish today, that should be added to the amount of time I get to live. That's the way I look at recreation. That's why I'll be a big conservation, environmental President, because I plan to fish and hunt as much as I possibly can.
 ~quotes about Environment by George Bush, quoted in Los Angeles Times, 30 December 1988

   Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting; The soul that rises with us, our life's star, Hath had elsewhere its setting, And cometh from afar; Not in entire forgetfulness, And not in utter nakedness, But trailing clouds of glory do we come from God, who is our home
 ~funny retirement quote by William Wordsworth

   How much pain they have cost us, the evils which have never happened.
 ~saying on Worry by Thomas Jefferson

   Sports Do Not Build Character...They Reveal It
 ~funny retirement quote by John Wooden

   Nature cannot be tricked or cheated. She will give up to you the object of your struggles only after you have paid her price.
 ~retirement by Napoleon Hill

   A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity
 ~sayings about retirement by Robert A. Heinlein

   I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now
 ~quotes about Birthdays by Author Unknown

   Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them
 ~funny retirement quote by Oliver Wendell Holmes

   Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.
 ~saying on Anger by Louis L'Armour

   Lo! Men have become the tools of their tools.
 ~funny retirement quote by Henry David Thoreau

   Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
 ~retirement by Dr. Paul MacCready, Jr.

   A ball player's got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues.
 ~sayings about retirement by Joe DiMaggio, quoted in New York Times, 30 April 1961

   One today is worth two tomorrows.
 ~quotes about Maturing Altruistically by Benjamin Franklin

   Don't question God, for He may reply: If you're so anxious for answers, come up here.
 ~funny retirement quote by Author Unknown

   The pleasures of ignorance are as great, in their way, as the pleasures of knowledge.
 ~saying on Ignorance by Aldous Huxley

   To dope the racer is as criminal, as sacrilegious, as trying to imitate God; it is stealing from God the privilege of the spark.
 ~funny retirement quote by Roland Barthes

   You can clutch the past so tightly to your chest that it leaves your arms too full to embrace the present.
 ~retirement by Jan Glidewell

   Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it
 ~sayings about retirement by Cindy Crawford

   It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car.
 ~quotes about Medical by J.J. Walsh

   To get things done, be committee of one.
 ~funny retirement quote by

   The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.
 ~saying on Food by Confucius

   A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
 ~funny retirement quote by Art Buchwald

   Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
 ~retirement by François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

   Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind.
 ~sayings about retirement by Thomas Babington Macaulay

   It has been said repeatedly that one can never, try as he will, get around to the front of the universe. Man is destined to see only its far side, to realize nature only in retreat.
 ~quotes about Hawww by Loren Eiseley, The Innocent Fox, The Star Thrower, 1978

   Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
 ~funny retirement quote by Beverley Nichols

   Anger blows out the lamp of the mind.
 ~saying on Anger by Robert G. Ingersoll

   There is not a thread in it but scorns self-indulgence, weakness and rapacity
 ~funny retirement quote by Charles Evans Hughes

   I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.
 ~retirement by Susan Strasberg


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