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   It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!
 ~quotes about Brothers by Author Unknown

   The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
 ~funny redneck saying by Abraham Lincoln

   You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.
 ~saying on Society by Charles Kuralt

   An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
 ~funny redneck saying by Author Unknown

   If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves.
 ~redneck by Thomas Alva Edison

   How many does it take to metamorphose wickedness into righteousness? One man must not kill. If he does, it is murder.... But a state or nation may kill as many as they please, and it is not murder. It is just, necessary, commendable, and right. Only get people enough to agree to it, and the butchery of myriads of human beings is perfectly innocent. But how many does it take?
 ~sayings about redneck by Adin Ballou, The Non-Resistant, 5 February 1845

   Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
 ~quotes about Dental by Ambrose Bierce

   Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century.
 ~funny redneck saying by Greg Egan, Distress

   The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
 ~saying on Perspective by William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

   Talk doesn't cook rice.
 ~funny redneck saying by Chinese Proverb

   Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value
 ~redneck by Albert Einstein

   I have my own little world, but it's okay - they know me here.
 ~sayings about redneck by Author Unknown

   A new friendship is like an unripened fruit - it may become either an orange or a lemon
 ~quotes about Friendship by Emma Stacey

   Climb the mountains and get their good tidingsNature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into treesThe winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop off like autumn leaves
 ~funny redneck saying by John Muir

   First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly
 ~saying on Retirement by Branch Rickey

   If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I.
 ~funny redneck saying by Michel de Montaigne

   The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on
 ~redneck by Elbert Hubbard

   I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.
 ~sayings about redneck by Gene Perret

   I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.
 ~quotes about Exercise by Neil Armstrong on jogging, in an interview with Walter Cronkite

   Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
 ~funny redneck saying by Ayn Rand

   Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.
 ~saying on Baseball by Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

   Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
 ~funny redneck saying by Jane Howard

   Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life.
 ~redneck by Anthony Holden

   Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
 ~sayings about redneck by Robert Southey, The Doctor

   Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
 ~quotes about Love by Peter Ustinov

   Courage is knowing what not to fear.
 ~funny redneck saying by Plato

   He that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth, like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part in his own ink.
 ~saying on Writing by John Ray

   The drops of rain make a hole in the stone not by violence but by oft falling.
 ~funny redneck saying by Lucretius

   The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis, and we'd have a mighty dull literature if all the writers that came along were a bunch of happy chuckleheads.
 ~redneck by William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958

   It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.
 ~sayings about redneck by Marge Piercy

   You must not know too much, or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and water-craft; a certain free margin, and even vagueness - perhaps ignorance, credulity - helps your enjoyment of these things...
 ~quotes about Nature by Walt Whitman, Specimen Days, Birds - And a Caution (Thank you, Corinne.)

   One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
 ~funny redneck saying by Will Durant

   If... the machine of government... is of such a nature that it requires you to be the agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law.
 ~saying on Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau, On the Duty of Civil Disobediance, 1849

   Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
 ~funny redneck saying by Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973

   We shall be inclined to pronounce the voyage that led to the way to this New World as the most epoch-making event of all that have occurred since the birth of Christ
 ~redneck by John Fiske

   The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
 ~sayings about redneck by Salvador Dalí

   Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate.
 ~quotes about Perspective by H.L. Mencken

   I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
 ~funny redneck saying by Arturo Toscanini

   Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic.
 ~saying on Religion by Amanda Baxter

   They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
 ~funny redneck saying by Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players

   Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous.
 ~redneck by Lord Rosebery

   If you're going through hell, keep going
 ~sayings about redneck by Winston Churchill

   How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
 ~quotes about God by Woody Allen, Selections from the Allen Notebooks, Without Feathers, 1975

   Our country, right or wrongWhen right to be kept right; when wrong to be put right
 ~funny redneck saying by Carl Schurz

   One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
 ~saying on Age by Liz Smith

   If a horse can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.
 ~funny redneck saying by Dick Allen, on artificial turf, 1970

   Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
 ~redneck by Doug Larson

   Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country - and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians.
 ~sayings about redneck by Charles Krauthammer

   I get by with a little help from my friends
 ~quotes about Friends by John Lennon

   No one knows what they'll do in a moment of crisis and hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers.
 ~funny redneck saying by Joan Baez, What Would You Do If....?

   Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
 ~saying on Animals by George Eliot

   If you haven't had at least a slight poetic crack in the heart, you have been cheated by nature.
 ~funny redneck saying by Phyllis Battelle

   I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
 ~redneck by C.E. Cowman

   I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
 ~sayings about redneck by Woody Allen

   Most men, after a little freedom, have preferred authority with the consoling assurances and the economy of effort which it brings.
 ~quotes about Freedom by Walter Lippmann, A Preface to Morals, 1929

   There must be more to life than having everything!
 ~funny redneck saying by Maurice Sendak

   What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
 ~saying on Men by Author Unknown

   The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.
 ~funny redneck saying by Adlai Stevenson, speech, New York City, 28 August 1952

   The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules, whose would you use?
 ~redneck by Dale Carnegie


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